Mark & Sharon Are Getting Hammered

"We did not see your screenplay, we have never heard the title, we have a stable of lawyers at the ready to say we have never even heard of you and your filthy, already stolen by China, little work of intellectual property that we, Disney Corp. would never, ever, steal and toss your lifeless body in the Los Angeles River. Our many attorneys have assured us that the movie will be boffo box office and nary a street thug will snitch on the other William who is kept in a room with plenty of beer and cigs to get all that money we absolutely do not know about, and additionally, have never in our lives heard of Culver City or Hughes Tool Company." 

I was going to squeak in there [St. Peters, MO] like a mouse and say that it did not go so well out west, I'll beg for my little social worker job back, and I'll be a good boy in not angering the Maple~wood cops in my itty-bitty apartment on "welfare," and...

INSTEAD, they are going to hear about how they all have a big problem in 01/2017, because they will sit in the trees and watch you all go to work, and meet in your little spaghetti Western cabal, and get your hair done, and gas-up the SUV, and take the dog to the vet...WATCHING, WATCHING WATCHING, because good old Bill is on TV like LBJ saying, "Mah fellow Ahmuricans, the economy used to suck, but now...."

 

At 5 a.m. on the Park & Ride Lot (not) Ventura. "Good morning Mister President."

NOT FUNNY. BASE CLOSED.

Now, let's talk about how your "Defending the sea lanes" crap is just that. Navy is "slimming down" by at least one half, because what did I say with many I.H.O.P. witnesses in 1971? "If you have the best Air Force in the world, you don't need anything else." Hey, Mormon, you are in some deep shit. What did she say on the train you don't want me on? "I'm a bad Mormon." And the pancake gang? One clue. They nicknamed my wig "Bugs." Where is my body-double JOHN BRINKMAN? If you looked through the Lewis & Clark (367) window, it was me. I thought it was funny. Now, we're having a hot Civil War over it, church lady. No? What is your last name, sugar? Mine is HUGHES. I'm in charge? They wanted to have a food fight an hour after closing time? JOHN KELLY, the owner, asked, "Bill, why is this fire extinguisher low?" Why not tell that story more, Sharon? Yes, I came out like the Cook-Terminator and opened-up on them. Later, they cleaned-up the white crap--QUIETLY. Make it an assault rifle, as I'm nearly murdered daily, Deputy and...      

 

POTUS Hughes? "The science is old hat. Just plant the flag and get a box of rocks. You could check on the rover too, if you have time." Skeptics. "they" already showed me the mission Commander. It's a she, because I said so. Where? At the library, of course. That's what I got for reading Air & Space with old spookies in there. Wanna argue? Not today. It's this e-z when you are me. See astronaut photo in mag. Look up, and there she is. Yeeeeeha! What a country!

LAWN CHAIR ONE PREVIEW (blame Mike Shannon):

"Get up! Get up! Get the f--- up! Mother---er, get up there! Go! Go! Go! Go! Get your asses up there! Get gone! Get outta here. Yeeeeeha! We're goin' somewhere! Get gone! Yeah! Oh yeah! Get the f--- outta here! Yeeeeeha! Bye, bye! Yeah!

etc. etc. etc.

"Now, let's stop being delusional, and talk about what is wrong out in California. I'll make another pot of not Starbucks coffee." POSITIVE I.D. ON ANOTHER FAMOUS PERSON WHO DID SOME "TWEAKING" AND WENT TO "REHAB." Don't ask who or where.

"Nah, let's skip right to the point. In 2002, I was all alone in the office, and I absolutely did not like ever forwarding the phone, but that day I had to because... 

...the Secret Service man I worked with came in with a bunch of them. There was about three guys and three women. I gave them my abbreviated version of BARB JOHNSON'S tour, and I noted later Barb had an early camera phone in her hand and was taking pictures, or maybe video. She quit her job shortly thereafter. They were supposedly there just to get a quick summary of how to get the president-obsessed nutcase in the hospital, and I gave them the short version. What I noticed was the young guys looked kind of embarrassed and were looking down at their shoes. The women, on the other hand, were making eye contact and looking kind of dreamy, like I was Elvis or something."

"When they left, I kinda thought 'What the hell was that?' It had to be a Friday or Tuesday, because those were the days I was stuck on the phone all day. I remember apologizing to the old State Hospital operator for forwarding the phone, and she laughed, because the joke was always on me. No more. Mark, they are probably sitting down the street right now. That's not supposed to happen because of president-related crap, it's the money. Oil money everybody and his brother has been trying to take by accusing me of a crime or saying I'm loony. Yeah, I'm loony enough to inherit an even bigger mess than Obama in 2009, and they fucking act like nothing is going on. Drives me crazy."

"In late 2009, walking around homeless in Thousand oaks, I saw one of the guys at Ralph's. Oh, it pissed me off! He was looking at men's grooming stuff, like shampoo and after shave and stuff. Big spy insult, I think. They get all excited about how you smell, and I tried to never stink up a room homeless, like some of them do, sometimes on purpose. Anyway, to make long stories shorter, they showed at an AA barbeque behind the senior center, when I'd assume I was supposed to get my ass killed. Instead, since they were there, I dared tell social worker jokes about AA to the AA people, and said, "I'm running for president." I did a few handshakes, and yes, they were watching with their little white headphone wires, just like a movie. Later, I passed this off as what is called a "psychological operation."

In other words, act like it's real, but Bill is nuts--it did not happen. They were not there. Oh yeah? I almost got in a fight with one of the guys that night because he got really drunk and peed on the senior center concrete. This is bad, because polite homeless go to the bushes to piss--not on George, though I may have said 'piss on him', and why would he care? Turns out he did, but that's another long sidebar. Anyway, I did not see them for a long time, because I think they got on top of a recently released John Hinckley. He's an oil family guy, and maybe not as nuts as advertised. Did you know in all of the assassination attempt video I can find, YOU NEVER SEE JOHN HINCKLEY. Never.

It's me? Yep, your government is so corrupt, they might have tried to "switch us out," either in secret or charge me with shooting at Ronald Reagan. My joke? I would have missed, and I think Hinckley was supposed to, but that's another long story. Shortening more, I saw the Secret Service gal from AA night I was kind of lusting after in front of Union Station in LA, and she smiled and nodded. This is big trouble. Then, the one I called the "Rainbow Bag Carrier" showed up, too. This, I think, means I'm probably going to win. Any questions?"

Why do I know two of the Secret Service agents there that day too well? Ask me, instead of acting like a bug before he dies from a shot of RAID.

"Is it neurological?"

- Rachel Cowen

"You might win."

- Jill Jensen

"Google doesn't pay much for blogs."

- Jonathan S.

"I'd vote for you."

- Don

  

NO DEALS--NO GAMES--NO TORTURE--NO MORE USA IF THIS CONTINUES

I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN PRESIDENT OBAMA'S RESIGNATION TO END THIS MADNESS. LET'S SEE THAT LETTER TO KERRY, SIR. I HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH ON LOS ANGELES STREETS. AS A YOUNG MAN, I JOKINGLY SAID, "What this country needs is a good violent revolution." LA, I am not kidding. The guy at 2755 Agoura Road said, "I saw your notebooks," and gave me a purple five dollar bill. Know what he meant? You have a big problem, don't you? Can't take back the tens of thousands of counts of CRIME run against me, can you? Choking, poisoning, viruses, near-misses being hit by vehicles, you name it. Now, malnutrition--again. I'll live to tell the "concentration camp skinny" story from behind that evil GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER. 

Why do I keep trying to help you? It's in the DNA you are way too interested in. William IV, his Royal daughter who did not die, plus the actress-mistress, Irish hell-raising strands, and Wilhelm I. The latter are the Kill, Kill, Kill genes that have activated. [But only under a legally valid scenario. So great to be pale & English. Always under control, until I re-arrange your face and call MonkeyCop]. Lady Di on the "Mafia Billiard Hall" = "You don't play in there, do you?" Gray Lincoln Continental? As Bill Clinton might say, "What's her deal?" You people and the number 2. She spoke to me twice. Let's get on TV, shall we DRUG-THUG who shadows me everywhere?      

HARRY DROPPED TWO..I'VE GOT THREE PLANNED, UNLESS YOU CHANGE AND I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN. I KNOW WHAT IS WRONG, AND NO ONE CAN REPAIR IT. 

Let's TALK about it, before it is too late. 


I have never committed a crime in my life.
I do not lie, cheat, or steal.
Do I look like your next Commander in Chief?
As soon as I'm allowed to purchase some better clothes.
TYRANNY--don't you robots love it!!
It will not stand.

Are They Delusional? I'm not.

TO: Barack Obama & Joe Biden

DATE: 07/27/2013

FACTS, LET US STICK WITH THEM.
Every bit of my property, except what is at my feet in the Union Station Los Angeles Starbucks is GONE. I do not commit crimes. I do not drink alcohol. I do not use illegal substances. I do not have a mental disorder. I am a Republican candidate for President.

**********
I did file a PAC and received 16 votes in the [2008] New Hampshire Presidential Primary. I could not get there in 2012, and tried to file as a pauper. (Get the joke? I'm Howard's grandson). It is no longer funny. 7 years with no dental care? 6 or more years with no eye care. No medical care since mid 2007. (Victoria Cornelius, M.D.) Who was "Dr. King?" Two blood pressure checks and two long chats? That's not an exam. Why am I being kept from my medical appointment at Saint Louis University Hospital? Want a "psych eval?" You might get it, because I think I'm POTUS #45, and I am allowed to wade through the THUGS and NUTS who follow me and go to the Probate Court in St. Louis. How? No phone, barely Internet, and no money I can access. Why won't Missouri DMH verify I worked there? As part of my job, I did in fact work with the Secret Service. I was in fact introduced to a pack of new, young Secret Service agents. They come around periodically, and are here now. Can you create some kind of "cover" and have them get me to Clayton, Missouri? I do NOT "spy" or do any kind of intelligence work, however, I'd make a very skilled politician; and I already am, or I'd be dead. Say "No" through your chronic indifference, mockery, "mind games,"  and I just won't stay in USA. You are making me hate the nation I am trying to lead, and the intel community is aware I can do the job. How nuts can you people be? It's a $200 train fare we've been fussing over for months Why? I can sort it out in Canada or the EU. 4250 Galt Ocean Drive? You'd better bust-up that mess, or I will. STARVING WHILE NO ONE KNOWS THE WAY TO A GROCERY STORE? I'm no Ed Snowden, you are in deep doo-doo. BTW, who killed my brother Michael?

*STUPID ASS, "SORRY ABOUT THAT" DOES NOT BRING MY HEART ATTACK PREVENTING 81 mg ASPIRIN BACK, AND YOUR SHITFACE IS SURE NOT BUYING ANY, ARE YOU? THIS IS NOT A TV SHOW OR MOVIE, AND IF ANYONE SEES THIS BLOG, KNOW I'LL MAKE WAR ON THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. IT'S A CAMPAIGN PROMISE THAT WILL "RESONATE" IN THE SOUTH, UPPER MIDWEST, AND NORTHEAST. [esp. Detroit, MI]. YOU SEE, SON, I AM GOING TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY, AND YOU WILL HAVE TO DO AS I SAY. That's how it works.

Good night! Clean-Cut Terrorist & Drug dealers, we'll se 'ya down the road! Good night!

Our 1960's "Bolo Paddles" were yet another clue.

OBAMA RESIGN YET?

NOW I GET THE JOKE!

"Ever been in the military?"

Sank a German sub?

How could you, grandpa?

Just like me and the Typhoon, asswipe trust fund tweaker.

TOO LATE FOR LOVE.

Not one word of "wikileaks."

not one word of whatever Ed Snowden done.

What am I doing here?

The Douglas B-18 Bolo medium bomber served with the United States Army Air Corps and the Royal Canadian Air Force (as the Douglas Digby) during the late 1930s and early 1940s. The Bolo was built by Douglas Aircraft Company and based on its DC-2 and was developed to replace the Martin B-10.

By 1940 it was considered to be underpowered, to have inadequate defensive armament and carried too small a bomb load. Many were destroyed during the attacks on Pearl Harbor and the Philippines in December 1941.

In 1942 the B-18 survivors were relegated to antisubmarine or transport duty. A B-18 was one of the first American aircraft to sink a German U-Boat, the U-654on 22 August 1942 in the Caribbean.^[2]

May I read more on the train you are paying for?
Where is the train fare "Fair Weather Friends?"
I gotta get to Houston.
Austin.
Casper.
etc. etc.etc,
"Let's all wear sunglasses in Starbucks and watch him suffer."
Suck my you-know-what, CA Dems.

Not So Secret Service Kids 'To Do' List

In Missourah, we told people to "Proceed to a place of safety" at AAA. I allege in California when a single female is arrested if she does not stop for "the cops" right away, that's precisely what she is doing.

JOHNSON'S partner ran into a wall on his cop bike. Not impaired by drugs or alcohol? I think so, and I happen to be an EXPERT on that. Are you, .mil buzz cut?

JOHNSON wanted to know where later confiscated screenplay pages were stored? He ordered me to sit out in the hot sun during Persian Music Festival day {10,000 wealthy Iranians, folks. They gave me a few bucks, anyway}. And called me what? "Sensible." You were not there, stalker-twit. We're going to Ralph's? I'll believe it when I'm on the bus, honey.

BOWIE? Impaired.

HUTTON? Tried to kill me. (More than once, I here allege).

YU? Mr. Reasonable, then caught on heroin. Not good.

WADE? Nice enough to not shoot me in the back. You are being  arrested, sugar.

AYUB? Same name as a World Trade Center architect? Not a real cop? John, Victoria, & Bruce saw you, too.

SMITH? Retired or goin' to FedPen? (I might have mercy on your cop ass if you retire and move out of USA, like Ed T. said he was planning to do).

POYNTER? "Any unusual spelling of your name?" Deputy? Wearing a little black mafia glove after my Lohan encounter? Not legal. FedPen time! A bottle of water during our 14 cop car day? Who was the hitman I nicknamed "Orlando?" Are you all nuts? On drugs? I'm not. 2016 president contenders, get ready to pee in a bottle, at least weekly, because your BP medicine could impair your decision-making when the Chinese try to nuke us. No such worries with Hughes. [Smart .mil fellows already know the 'secret code' phrase that means we're under attack. It is related to recreation. "Excuse me, I've received word that a bridge has fallen down in Twobucks, Arizona. I'm afraid I''ve got to cut my remarks short today." Run! Run! Run! Even my non-functional phone has a stopwatch.    

CARLSON? Locked-up yet? RADIO OFF? Twitching toward his gun? Long interview it was, with me "zoned-in" on the GUN. Then, the "JV & Julie Show" rolled-up. I said, "Wait until the cop leaves! Wait until he leaves!" [Because I worked with normal ones for more than 20 years, and Missouri DMH/NAMI had better start talking about it].   

LOVE? Big faggot? Not illegal, just obnoxious.

**There's so much more, United States Secret Service. Now, here's how it's going to be, Obama. When Hughes v. United States Secret Service is litigated, I'll look for people to "weed-in" for me to run for office, and it can be handled that way. Why? One familiar face on the grassy knoll, and when did I note that? 2007.  So much more since, and I am not putting one more word on a damn blog. The "Uzi Wave" was five (5) (V) years to the day, and the same guy?

Shall we clear-out Starbucks now, Deputy, or may I depart on an Amtrak train? Any more uninvited guests in your White House? And they got a TV show out of it, while I get TORTURED and STARVED TO DEATH in downtown LA? How many megatons, sir? I'll decide in 2018. G-O-N-E. Rotten "secret society" in my view, but what saved them? Like a movie, one woman I'll trust. I'm lying on the ground like your average wino...and? We'll skip the personal part and go to the "hard left" turn into Union Station, communicating, "Oh so right you were, Hughes, to not enter the building" on Friday, July 26th, 2013. I know people who specialize in "Murder by cop?" Sure do, Your Honor I'm not seeing any time soon, except if you want to come on out and sleep homeless on a Los Angeles sidewalk. Pardon me, as I file another report with an fbi that does not give a hoot about me. Why would they, as their primary task is to CATCH CRIMINALS, or so I thought.   

Lawyers, I look forward to our discussions of the "mens," the "rey," and the Union Station Men's Room in Los Angeles. Can I get a court order on Monday to evict all of the homeless people? After all, I turned Republican on 'ya. [Maybe only until Caroline K. tried to kill me--then we can talk it over]. Presently, my men could start mild political action by burning Sheriff buses like in France when they don't get a cost of living increase on their bloated public sector wages. No? 

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Lynch still there? Get him on the horn MONDAY MORNING, GARDNER. (07/29/13). My Cornell grad gifted "jacked" phone that only calls out will be on. Somebody of official stature had better call. And, why do these CA nuts constantly speak of "ice" around me? ICE has nothing to do with it. "Real-time referential delusions" is my new clinical name for it, and I know what's wrong to where it is a pandemic now.  

805-341-4381.

Time to go to the Probate Court where they all miss me in  MO!!!!!

Got a problem?

Can't re-write history, though you've tried.

From the notepad fbi files:

11:17 AM 7/27/2013

The SCUMBAG to my left in Starbucks has got to go.
Yesterday was "Joe Friday Friday," with JUST THE FACTS.

Today, it's a two-deputy weekend if you want to act like the THUGS you are.
Would you like me to kill your ass right now with the only "sharp" I have left?

Why was JENNIFER BOYD, my computer girl at DMH, nicknamed a "sharp?"
She took off work a lot to care for a supposedly sick baby.

Then, I was stalked by a KEN BOYD?

Post #85: Not to embarrass anybody, but...S4WY0089 is not "secret code"

THIS IS THE U-2 AIRPLANE. IT'S IN SEVERAL OF MY COPYRIGHTED SCREENPLAYS. I HAD A CHUM NAMED GARY POWERS. Get the joke, or google the name, kids. The airplane looks a lot like the one grandpa crashed, but I'm sure he did not mind the aviation plagiarism, he was so wealthy.
THE FAKE HITMEN ARE HERE, OBAMA. Quit yet?

That's U2 the band. Don't get high and get confused, please.

You see, kids, my idea of a political campaign would be very different and very costly. Oh, you have a gun to your ribs and are "donating" your time. I did not hear about that. Not a word.

As security guards have been heard to remark at LA's Union Station with me dressed rather shabbily, "Here comes the show." Ringo Starr said, just "Act naturally." And, who wants some DNA samples today? Please, let's "prove it" and get this show on the road, shall we? Ready GOP? "This ain't Mitt Romney!"


*Cheney's PAC number is...I have MARK VINCENT'S phone number. We'll talk later, when I'm allowed to have a phone back in the USA. California? Not in the U.S. Disagree? Let's argue like rational, highly political human beings. No more flowers in clumps of sod offered on Persian Music Festival Day and/or apples whizzing near my head, please. {I should have beat their asses to a pulp if not for Deputy J. forcing me to stand in the hot sun. Federal charges? Not yet, Holder? Maybe your boss should throw in the towel.

BH 

Flying Burrito Girls? Let's Get Going! To Where?

What the hell are you all up to? Here's how Hughes does it.
a). Some nut approaches me in the rain when I'm homeless and offers a burrito.
b). He's an attorney at a big corporation? So much the better.
c). I sleep behind bus benches. True, but know that maybe the ISS crew wakes me up to see you walk/drive/ride by. Yep. 
d). Let's see...you make burritos for homeless and some of you are homeless. Bullshit. As Navy Grandma said, "Take me to your leader." IF YOU ARE FIGHTING AGAINST WHAT I CALL COMMUNIST CHINA-LIKE CRAP IN CALIFORNIA, you'd better "gimmie shelter" before you get nuked by a terror event, or me.

Yes, GOP will love my slogans, like, "California? It's China's Alaska." And? "Speak any English? You'd better, or you're going back where you came from." Yes, suburban Bill is tired of the "melting pot." I need a Kansas City black guy to threaten me with a .38 pistol. I need to be mugged in North St. Louis. I need to see more black folks! Bosnian  Okay. Vietnamese? Alright. Sorry, I've never felt like I'm in USA out here, so let's have FBI find the gal who I'd like to see me cry the first time it snows. Can't see a palm tree or skatebaord, or like the Vietnam vet, perhaps I have an odd form of PTSD. We'll figure it out when YOU are in the ER, not me.  

Do's & Don'ts
DO NOT attempt to communicate non-verbally
(Rubbing shoulder, hair, crotch, kicking legs, etc.)
DO tell me what you think is amiss.
[It is NOT the occult, Satan, E.T.'s or magic--it is supercomputers, and I believe corporate mainframe computers misused with MY SOFTWARE which I've said since June, 2007 will be destroyed. Satellites cold, computers unplugged--that's the real private sector Hughes deal--MAYBE SOONER THAN YOU THINK]

Meantime, can I go to Missouri and nail down that movie deal you are way too excited about? NOT ONE FRAME WOULD BE FILMED IN CALIFORNIA. MORE RELEVANT QUESTIONS:
1. Along with hollering the White House address, why did my uncles, in about 1960 say to me, "Get a good cinematographer."

Get it? I do.

No further questions, Your Dishonor. 
bh

What can you do with a closed Taco Bell? Day care center, GOP. I'll guarantee it. Momma's got to go to work in the overheated Hughes economy. No job? Must be crazy!!

THIS JUST IN FROM NUMBER KOOK FED.DESK:
LIZ CHENEY'S pac # IS WHAT?
Quick, ca potheads, look it up on your diseased palm pilot!
<nobody views this blog? I'll keep you in suspense>
My very old joke?
"I can win the states with more cows than people."
What's that e-mail address, Dick?  

Air China? Too expensive!---Obama resign yet? Not yet, Joe?

National politicians, don't we all remember fondly the first time that nuclear threat is issued to a foreign power? [I'm not counting the Nation of California--that's a big asterisk we'll make war on later]

How 'bout that HughesScreenPlay#12. Inspired by what? An LAPD RoboCop actually paralleled one of my many new girlfriends hollering, "You can't ride with that skirt on!" Yes she could, and yes I noticed her. Now, Ron Howard or the Great and Powerful Bullock will get my permit for a girl who shall look just like the real one to put a fake Hollywood gunshot in the cop's head. Yes, out of the saddlebag it will come if I ever get any $,$$$,$$$,$$$,$$$,$$$ in this world. The cop car crashes into the wall where I've been told to go elsewhere, and the girl is so skilled she puts the gun back in the bag, makes that sharp left onto Alameda, and wheee!, she's gone; so's the corrupt cop. And, Brad Pitt's buddies ate-up all of the caterer's steam table? MonkeyCop on my ass? Of course! "Hughes, your permit time is up, you crew did not clean-up right [after the Central Casting mob storms Union Station] and....."


THE TOOL COMPANY GUYS FINALLY TOLD ME WHAT HOWARD'S FAVORITE PLANE WAS. IT WAS A B-18. I had done a lot of reading, and no writer had ever disclosed what it was. Why did they tell me that? It's not the plane, dummy, it's the crash in Woodstock, NY on 01/14/1942. What happened? May I research this without more hassles in LA? May I try Greyhound for a free [comp] ticket? Where did "Carl the Security Guard" go? What did Amtrak say about a comp ticket? Why does no one in this entire world that I know have around $200 for a Texas Eagle trip back to St. Louis? Beats me. I'm just a Republican candidate for president who invited Ron Paul out to dinner, and I do have the money to pick up the tab without one cent of Hughes capital if I could ever get out of Union Station on a...TRAIN. Okay? Thanks!

NO!!!!! {and Some "Hot" Issues}

Yahoo, you'd better, as they said during the Bush Administration, "Lawyer-up," because I am coming for you. The last CEO girl, or the current one, is getting locked-up. Keep that political junk mail coming at: hughesforpresident2012@yahoo.com.
Mother's with small video cameras and plenty of libido? That's:
hughesforpresident2016@yahoo.com
I wondered many things about CHESTNUT HEALTH SYSTEMS, like why we were discussing MILF's during a meeting, Stephie's ham & cheese sandwiches, their odd presence in China, and gee, I know who killed the dudes. [Not to mention another 9/11 hijacker-helper identified]. I remember the attorney's name who said, "Their website is very confusing." In Missouri & Illinois, the cops care about "cold case" murders.
They really do! [So why am I sleeping on the streets of LA?]
I'm mentally ill? Not when I rifle through the Granite City cop files, Pete(s).
[If they don't care, the St.L NewsCam will make them care].
Bye! 

Let me explain something for posterity, LA sociopaths, especially those in black & white cop cars.

I AM YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT IF I GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA ALIVE.
YOU CANNOT STOP IT.
YOU ARE NUTS, I AM NOT.
DOCTORS WILL VERIFY THIS.
NOT IN CALIFORNIA.
I DO NOT EVER WANT TO COME BACK TO CALIFORNIA.
YOU ARE OUT OF THE UNION.
LEGALIZED POT?
I'LL TOSS YOU OUT.
CIVIL WAR/POT WAR.
THAT'S MY PLAN FOR "AHMURICA."
I AM NOT A "SIX," OR AN "EIGHT," OR AN ANIMAL.
I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR PHONE.
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
I WANT TO DEPART.
WHY ARE YOU ALL WEARING SUNGLASSES IN STARBUCKS?
CRAZED!!
I AM NOT A "TEN," I WANT A CUP OF COFFEE.
I AM NOT AN "ACE," I WANT A FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE.  
__________
Ah, I got my cup of coffee. And, I looked-up the Chinatown GROCERY STORE the bus driver better allow me to go to. Why? The guy was as "psycho" as they come this morning, and was allowed on the bus? How? Who was the "extra guy" on the bus? I AM TIRED OF DIRTY DEMOCRAT THEATER. TIME TO GO TO THE REPUBLICAN LUNCHEON. BYE! If they don't want me, I'll be in Cuba, Missouri or the nation by the same name. None of your business what I do, but you sure have made it so. The GOP should love my negative income tax scheme that I stole from Richard Nixon. [It became that big budget-draining "dole" called Supplemental Security Income, or SSI. You all call it, "My check," and hot-looking female aide who is not here yet, what's that ratio of psychiatric v. "physical" disability these days? What did I say in 1995? "It's going to bloat when the economy tanks." No ESP, just IQ.

I was not mashed-up against Nixon's limousine looking at Pat's hair? Yes, I was! No tinted windows yet in 1969. A month after the moon landing? You'd think I'd "get it" sooner. Spies. They like to block your view of things, like the nuclear "football." How close? I said, to my teenaged pals who are now DEAD, That guy has his briefcase handcuffed because....." FROM YOUR AVERAGE CURB TO THE DOUBLE-YELLOW LINE. Got any money for my PAC? As for RMN later smiling at me very near like, "Son, you too will be screwed by this job." My diagnosis is? And, where is the inevitable PHOTO? I was too busy standing there with my mouth hanging open to notice. If I howl at the moon tonight, can I get out of it? 

FROM THE YOU WEREN'T HERE DEPT.
"Hi, I'm running for president, where 'ya from?"
"Argentina."
"I had a sixth grade teacher from there."
[And she was in Starbucks all night? Get it? The GSAC gal from Chile? So hot! Maybe I should run for office in S. America]  

HACKERS, LET ME CHECK ON HOW MANY STATES ARE LEFT IN THE UNION.

Reefer Madness States
OREGON
WASHINGTON
CALIFORNIA
NEVADA
COLORADO
ALASKA
MAINE
VERMONT
MASSACHUSETTS
CONNECTICUT
RHODE ISLAND

39 LEFT. FAR WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

"Medical Marijuana" was, and is, a thinly-veiled excuse to sit around and suck on a bong. I won't have it!
Add a Government check I worked hard to pay for?
That equals WAR.
Pot war.

Colorado and Washington state flat-out legalized the shit?
Why not turn-off the Wi-Fi about now, hacker/stoners?
I suppose a "President Hughes" could start by really, really, messing with the states that did not even bother with the "medical" lie. Right?
Who are you?

Let's turn to abortion, shall we?

Anti-Abortion Kook Conclaves
ALASKA
UTAH
SOUTH DAKOTA
TEXAS
LOUISIANA
GEORGIA

I've got a Supreme Court case for you to read while some shapely female legislator who terminated a pregnancy filibusters. I'm not related to CHARLES EVANS HUGHES? Are you crazy? If you put my head on his body, like in a circus booth, you'd say, "William, I like your new suit."

Heard of "federalism?"
YOUR NATION IS FALLING APART.

CONSULT FEDERAL LAW
ABORTION IS LEGAL.
POT IS NOT.

 Special guest at the anti-abortion rally?

One foot over the court-ordered line, or one actionable threat uttered near a Planned Parenthood office or clinic, and given I'm a hands on kind of guy, I'll personally beat your asses with a Billyclub and assist "The cops" in dragging your butts to jail. Clear? Blame your injuries on my supposed "bipolar disorder."

"Beavis" was not here

May I have a plastic glass of WATER?
We're looking good--I think.

The young Englishman does not care about the baby's name?
His mom on the other end of the phone was who?

He just met  a girl from where?
He's going where?
The president was not in Missouri today? 
Get down!
Take cover!

KERRY, allow me to explain

When the teacher guy was seen acting nutty at Jennings High with a bag of golf clubs, I thought, "I could get killed here." Studying my DNA at Amgen, Pete? Not legal!! (C.I.A. & I know what you are doing there).

Dad's favorite golf announcer? He's from St. Louis (The guy on the left. fools!)

And Charles Edward Hughes said what? "I wish I had some photographs of me with some of the famous people I've met."

Pardon me, if I think they exist, and I know where they are.

Now, I'm not related to my dad, right Senator Feinstein?
Is my not-mafia ride here yet?
BH

Desperate 'Bipolar' Follies? Hughes 2016 Campaign Underway @9:33 p.m. e.d.t.

Changing truck tires is hard. President job? Easy. For me, anyway. I can see why they would not know who Alan Keyes is. But, you are black, and don't know who Herman Cain is? Whew!

WE FLASH-FORWARD TO THE HUGHES ADMINISTRATION!

"That's the dumbest f--king question I've ever heard. One more like that, and I'll clear the room. You. Blue dress. What? What the f--k did I just say? Out! Get them out of here! Where the f--k did you go to school, lady? What the f--k is wrong with you? Me? Oh, I forgot my lithium and Depakote and all that shit. Beat it! Let's go to Starbucks!!"

2015 = "Jill, get their cell phone numbers."

I tried the GooglePhone on my gifted pod.
No workee.
I tried Skype.
No workee.
Skype with my hotmail account.
No workee.

Ladies nearby? I asked to use a phone.

I CAN SAY "NO" FOR (4) FOUR YEARS, CALIFORNIA.

Who was the gal who said, "Thank God!" when I tried to install the PodPhoneApps? ("They" are sick of LA too, kids. The skinny black kid with the "thumbs up?" Security reports they love the show. As for boss you-know-who's daughter, I could not read what was on the back of her jacket in sparkly silver, because the LSSS has my 20/20 glasses).

I drink too much coffee.
It started at I.H.O.P. washing dishes after I was up making movies and recording rock bands all night.
Movies?
They went out of business awhile back, didn't they?

FYI: Our Barista reported the <cough, cough> cost of living is about the same between LA & DC. Most informative.

2017 = "Goddamn clear air turbulance! That jock out there saw the whole thing. Yeeeeha! I got it! I got it! Don't get excited. Buzzcut! Where are 'ya? Get your ass up here! Y'all spill your drinks? Sorry about that. Yes, Houston. I am an idiot."