Night Court/Drug Court

"Your Honor, some information has come to my attention regarding one of our 'frequent flyers' that if brought to the attention of certain officials, might conclude his treatment with some IV remedies down in Potosi."

"Hughes, I heard they're renewing your contract."  

Biden Resign Yet? (Watergate 2.0)

Aw shucks, that PROJECT AZORIAN nuke sheared off the arch.

Incidentally, Your Honor, it is odd to have not one photo of your alleged parents, is it not?

As my murdered mom said, "They can dish it out, but they just can't take it."

Shit is Brown

Plane down? Something about a Russion VOR signal.

 

Correct procedure? Flush it down.

 

 

The Democrat BLUM nazis will not allow an upload of Ann Coulter's image. What is Pam wearing to her criminal trial?

"I'm splurging on some vaginal lubricant for Bill!"

Bye, Finkel!

The Heads of State Tour

Off with their heads!
Who?
The entire Obama cabinet!
Then?
All the kids can view their severed heads in the back of a flatbed.

To much like Chairman Mao?
I'll try to tone it down before the Press Club gig.
In D.C!!!

Oh Ferguson! North County blacks! THE LAWER FOR THE FAMILY IS A GOVERNMENT INFORMANT--SNITCH--SPOOK--SPY!! Their polite term? "Confidential informant." Lawyers? Next to the Devil himself!!!

Don't believe me?

It's HUGHES!!!!!

Bill's Advice to RAND PAUL

"Oh, you've been done a great wrong, and you're too stupid to wipe your ass. Therefore, we'll take care of you...We don't need a theocratic government to take over what the social left has tried to present us."

- Peter Calandruccio

"Objectivist?" Ayn Rand? Try "psychotic," and she "disappeared," did she not? 

"Never tell a heavily armed lunatic he's nuts. He might shoot."

- Bill Hughes

Rigged Elections in USA

Uncle Charlie - And you are who? 

1916 (D) Cheat won
1948 (D) Cheat won
1960 (D) Cheat won
1992 (D) Cheat won (Assist = Perot)
2000 (R) Cheat won
2004 (R) Cheat won

By a 4-2 margin, the Democrat mafia is in the lead!

Not me, sister! Has MASW's Ms. Oxford received some psychiatric treatment? She thinks she's Jennifer Lopez. Ron in my house yet? Not yet? 216 Fibergel Ave. In Saint Louis!

Your President is Nuts, So's Biondi

Too many fountains. I said it in 1995. 
Too much of my money was taken by "Father Beyondo."

No job for hughes?
It's a chronic problem since a HUGHES AIRCRAFT COMPANY spy fired me from EDWARD JONES in 1978.

Solution?

I'll be back!

After I finally get out my letter to...

...on the ATC? Is that legal? 

Hands up!!!!!

Armed with Predator drones and dangerous.

Deep mob connections. Approach with extreme caution. 

Has a playboy reputation. Hires female assassins. They are professionals. Extremely dangerous.

"Get it through your head! Those mafia Democrats will never surrender!"

Help!

Does Robert Rodriguez have a credit card?

Oops, wrong Rodriguez! 

He's "gone?' Who? The kook VC Sarge who came to me in his uniform and personal Chrysler 300. See 'ya! {In the EU}

Bakes screech, spies?

Got 2nd Amendment rights? I don't.  

PURE U.S. FILM GARBAGE. No offense, dude. 

Where are they, soldier? [My nukes] c.i.a. open today?

DELAYING MAIL TO COPS, ARE WE? NO LAW IN THIS NATION. CAN'T EVEN WRITE TO THE PALMDALE SHERIFF STATION, WHERE I'D BETTER NOT DISCOVER ANOTHER "MISSING" OR DEAD PERSON.

Can't find a postal address for High Times?

Bombs away! (Don't worry stoners, not today).

Shocking! Scandalous!!

And running mate. Now, let's get going, as we can agree to disagree on DRUGS.
I got no money, but...
all of the "creatures" know about the Hughes pre-nup.

A/C power out?
F-15's overhead?
NOT TODAY

What did Hughes Howard say?

"I'll be the only non-Kike run studio in Hollywood."
And Bill Hughes said?

"I bet there will be a hole in her spacesuit."

"She's working at Vintage Vinyl? Already? Man, they act fast!"