A more rested and rational Jimbo
August 19, 2015
William C. Hughes
216 Nagel Avenue
St. Louis, MO 63111
Jim Comey, Director
Federal Bureau of
Investigation
c/o Information
Dissemination Section
FOIA/PA Request
170 Marcel Drive
Winchester, VA 22602
Dear Jim –
Rushing to JOHN
ASHCROFT’S bedside? I was allowed to read the story, thanks to my dial-up
service through BRICK NETWORK. Seems I recall filing a lawsuit against them and
others with “secret agents” (neo-Nazis) in the Eagleton Federal Courthouse
elevator who were so corny the secretaries burst out laughing. I did not know
what to make of it, and by the way, Charles Edward Hughes was still
alive at the time. Want a Civil War 2.0, buddy? You are going to get it, unless
I get out of the USA.
Jimmy Carter has
cancer? How did I learn of this? By my only source of news; an old hand me down
radio from my evil kinfolk. Marching around with militia groups? Not okay! Not
much help closing or enriching my PAC? That is their option. Keeping me captive
in a “drug house” of great fame unbeknownst to me? Highly illegal! Justice?
Holder and the new cunt at DOJ just don’t get it, Jim. I am very much related
to Howard, Felix, and Charles Evans Hughes. More jokes? No, it’s time for war,
Jim.
I have a question
for you. Why have I met someone from every nation on this Earth except Chad and
Paraguay? Odd for a often unemployed guy who has been out of the U.S. one time
during the Summer of 1977. Meet any Israeli Army girls lately? I’ve moved up in
the world from that to very Jewish former Special Forces guys with nasty legal
guns in their homes. He said what? “You don’t even have a can of mace down
there?” No, I don’t.
I’m defenseless,
except an old 2002 IBM ThinkPad and my “new” 2010 HP. Does it go on the .mil
totalitarian internet? Not yet, Jim. My “lethal weapons” are my mouth, pen,
and keyboard. That might be why the fascist bums of Southern California
yelled “Shut up! Shut up!” as they physically dragged be away from a public
computer. My evil sister alleges these stories are “delusions.” Sir, I am free
to allege Mr. Obama is delusional. Fair enough? My ride to the Iowa Caucus is
here? Not yet. May I purchase a motor vehicle like I did in 1973? It was $600.
My Datsun? $1600. Later, the family Fiat 124 was, according to a
Reagan era federal agency, going to break in half and was recalled. Was this a
“Mafia joke” regarding my Italian spouse? Not funny! The orange Audi
100LS? I recall paying $600.
Could we discuss
this government garbage regarding the number “6” in open court? I’ve certainly
done my reading on Howard Hughes, Jr., and it is true that long ago a certain
actress worried about too many 6’s in her flight number. The aircraft crashed,
and all aboard died. I’m quite sure both that big daddy Howard had nothing to
do with it, and he looked into this mass murder. Jim, I’m a big, badass
liberal who detests the president and can read NTSB reports competently. Four
sets of licensed pilot eyes in Kentucky up front and they got on the wrong, too
short, dark runway? The lone air traffic controller had his back turned? Lies!
Lies! Lies! I said to my social work colleague back then, and I say today,
“Don’t get on that plane.” The Russians shot down another airliner? Don’t worry
I’ll run for president and insist something be done about those assholes. I’ve
got better things to do.
Is this request okay
with you, Jim? It better be! Enough preamble? The Federal Bureau of Investigation will
provide, per the Freedom of Information Act, my entire FBI file with no
redactions as soon as practicable, which is, in my opinion the amount of
time for a lowly secretary to run the copy machine.
Why is my next Trac
Fone call to the United States Supreme Court? Because if you .gov idiots
resist, I will prevail 9-0. Why? No crimes, no espionage, no conspiracies, and
no intentional contacts with “agents of foreign powers” can be linked to this
requestor. Have they scrapped the FISA yet? Maybe Rand Paul will take my calls
someday. “Secret court?” May we discuss this ridiculous illegal federal
oxymoron in a public venue, like Fox News with Megan Kelly perhaps? Thanks!
