You’d
better hope she can help me get out of this hotel and out to CA again, because
I have told you political substance no longer matters, but the pre-speech music
does. For white folks with college educations, I’d blast the Hooters song that
intones, “God’s gonna buy you a satellite!” For persons of color and those
recently detained with a heritage like Carmen’s I’d go with the Busgboys and “I
wash the dishes, I mop the floor, who could ask for more?”
This
would attract a phalanx of Secret Service girls, if not any votes. Since she
was crazed enough to suggest Bill would dance, I’d highly recommend we go to a J.C.
Penny physical store at South County or West County Mall. God help us if C##### drives to Fairview Heights, because I’d say, “Let’s go see some wannabe models
at the strip club” and she’d probably go there. Much more Ward Cleaver to take
her kids up a Gateway Arch leg. This too costs MONEY.
