"The girl has a gun. I am Mr. Hughes, and I have all day."

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GOT A JOB FOR MISTER HUGHES?

"Hillary baby, you look like an extra from Star Trek. My girls are taking you to a goddamn department store. Get some new outfits, honey!"

As prescribed?

Mr. Risperdal

Mr. Depakote

Ms. Viagra  2008

In a case of political dyslexia, homeless Hughes said, "I'd f___ her, but I wouldn't vote for her."

Joe Biden is White

Politics? Me? Oh no! 

MAY I TRAVEL TO THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND HANG THEM BOTH FROM A CHERRY TREE? NO REPUBLICAN HELP? AS MY HISTORY PROFESSOR SAID REGARDING MY LACK OF INTEREST IN THE Central Intelligence Agency,
"That figures."

Dick Hughes

A message?

"We" Keep it Simple

Q: Why did President Obama have "Big Mike" shot and killed?

A: He's half white.


[AND HE DOES NOT WANT ME AT THE PRESS CLUB. BTW, DOES MELANIE HAVE AN OLD Electro Voice MICROPHONE?]

Can't fire cops? Think PATCO!!!

Ronnie said, "Bye."

And you stayed gone.
May I use his typewriter again?

Moon Man's at the Press Club

"Third base is a reactionary position."
"Mike, I didn't know you were into politics."