Tuesday, March 8, 2016

NASA's Landing in "The Stan Countries?" 1969 Pitiful

Is she single?

And, you may well ask, what does the content below have to do with anything? Well, it's a bit like DONALD TRUMP and the president job. He's qualified? I beg your pardon, sir!

 Catholic sexual morality gives us three specific guidelines:

>Our sexual actions should be directed to our spouse for his or her benefit and pleasure. Sex is a chance to give ourselves to our spouse in a uniquely loving and intimate way.
> Each specific type of sexual activity must be of loving intent & action.
>During sexual union, male climax must occur during normal sexual intercourse (it has to be open to the possibility of fertility).


Have all Kennedy persons followed these simple guidelines?
Ed?

Thursday, March 3, 2016

N. Korea is Ready to Launch! Get on it, soldier!!

A secret HUGHES satellite image of the missile ready to go.
[Nah, it's my flashlight, sailor]

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Insufficient mafia

Not enough (R) thugs.


One (D) bimbo too many.

NSA Secure

Internet off yet, Finkel?

Oh Donald! We're Back!

Hey Bill! How's "Buddy the Dog" coming along? We need pages! 

CUT TO:
INT. INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - DAY

An ASTRONAUT works at a translucent, heads-up display. 

ASTRONAUT #1
No more Ford. 

A colleague bounds weightlessly toward him. 

ASTRONAUT #2
(singsong)
Not possible. 

SOUND: A thready POPPING sound. 

A third FEMALE ASTRONAUT looks over her shoulder from a screen that displays Earth terrain in infrared. 

FEMALE ASTRONAUT
What's that noise? 

ASTRONAUT #2
Dunno. This is a mess. Get the Italians over here. 

FEMALE ASTRONAUT
I'm fine here. I don't get it. 

ASTRONAUT #2
It's looking systemic...like somebody planned it. 

ASTRONAUT #1
Ready for this? 

ASTRONAUT #2
Shoot. 

ASTRONAUT #1
No Ford. No Nothin'. 

ASTRONAUT #2
What? 
SOUND: Alarm CHIME. 
CUT TO: 
INT. U-2 AIRCRAFT - DAY 

U-2 PILOT
Jungle, jungle, jungle. With an updraft as defrosters. 

The U-2 silently banks to the right with mountainous terrain below. 

CUT TO: 
INT. HOSPITAL OPERATING ROOM - DAY 
SOUND: BEEPS at an increased rate. 

SURGEON #2
Stabilizing. I almost don't believe it. 

SURGEON #1
Wanna get spooked? Couldn't kill him. Here's your next president. 

NURSE
Shut up!
CUT TO:

INT. INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION/ITALIAN POD - LATER 

Smoke billows from an electronic rack with pulled components scattered about. 

ITALIAN ASTRONAUT
Perché won't esce? 

SUBTITLE: "Why won't it go out?" 

SOUND: Muffled THUMP. 

ITALIAN ASTRONAUT #2
(in English)
Fuck! What's that? 

CUT TO:
INT. INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION/U.S. POD - LATER 

SOUND: A loud Alarm Horn is BUZZING. 

ASTRONAUT #2
What up?

ASTRONAUT #1
Batteries leaking. Widespread EM-related failures. Fire in Pod Three. 

FEMALE ASTRONAUT
I'm okay, and Italy's on fire? This is nuts. 

ASTRONAUT #2
I'm staying put. Get the Russians over there.

CUT TO:
INT. INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION/TUNNEL - CONTINUOUS 

Two RUSSIAN ASTRONAUTS with firefighting gear open a bulkhead door. 
RUSSIAN ASTRONAUT #1
(in English)
Hurry up! 

RUSSIAN ASTRONAUT #2
(in Russian)
This looks bad.

As they bound through the air toward the Italians, a FIREBALL knocks the two Italian astronauts down. 

One of the Russians looks over his shoulder and screams. 

RUSSIAN ASTRONAUT #2
Fire in the hole! 

Another FIREBALL ignites and envelopes them. 

CUT TO: 
INT. INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION/U.S. POD - CONTINUOUS 

ASTRONAUT #2
What did he say? 

FEMALE ASTRONAUT
He said... 

CUT TO:
EXT. INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - CONTINUOUS

SOUND: A powerful THUD. 

An EXPLOSION rips through the two pods almost simultaneously, the space station breaks into pieces. It begins uncontrolled end over end and spinning sideways rolls as small thrusters squirt wildly. Antennae and shattered solar panel pieces drift by, as do the bodies of some crew members.
CUT TO: 
INT. KENNEDY SPACE CENTER – CONTINUOUS
NOTE: Both Ms. Clinton and Kennedy should take note of the fact there is much on the California map named “Hughes.” And my name is? And my behavior most resembles who? CHARLES EVANS HUGHES. Get it?
WCH