Dan's the Man

Pardon me, that's the wrong Dan.

09.14.2016

Mr. Riggs –

I’m conjecturing that when my DNA matches a famous actor, you will all be embarrassed out there. Several Lindenwood ladies of decades past have already told me, “We don’t go there” which is reminiscent of the Goebel Senior Adult Center outside Los Angeles, where several Hollywood types read my work and said, “This is good. Keep writing.” This has paid nary a bill over the past five years, so why not blame Lindenwood?

If Sandra Lovinguth does not want to talk at the Smithsonian, I have good cause to wonder why. I further suppose Ms. Nancy McClanahan is not available through death or due to whatever “curse” has fallen upon my head. My first and second year LCII advisor Lou Florimonte left all the student & staff names on a Facebook page, yet not one finger has lifted to date for me. As LC advisor, I “fired” Lou in favor of Bob White for years 3 & 4; however I liked Lou enough to call the new (1978) Theater Department custodians, “carpetbaggers.”

“Anything to make a buck” I told actresses, comedians, scene painters, and distant cousins hanging around my 6^th Street house. Later, I heard of General Spellman’s greedy march through St. Charles County and said, “Sounds like this guy is a major a##hole.” When the college was returned to its past through the appointment of Dr. Evans as president, I recall saying, “He ought to do better.” Did he? How would I know shunned like a leper with active A.I.D.S.?

Allow me to ask one question and not expect an answer: How did my late father have his marriage annulled by the Catholic Church? The only possible answers are:

A). The parents never had sex, and I’m Howard’s son. (ancestry.com? Not today; not ever).

B). They did have sex, yet it was approved by the Vatican as with Royals, because that is my heritage, and likely not yours. Why not track down more false clues, such as unrelated people calling me “Wilhelm” as a kid. I could show you their South St. Louis County house on which Charles Hughes perseverated. As for nearly running him down on the nearby Schnucks and Dollar General parking lots, I saw it, and I can spell “Nazi.”

Thanks for not helping in any way,

William Hughes
 

By the way, Sheriff Dean

The D.C. "rioter" with a PhD is allowed to talk? "The Media?" 
You mean news@nazicorp.com?

11-09-2017

Amnesty D.C. –

I appreciate the willingness to listen demonstrated by you staff person Sierra today. As I told her, this report was first sent to your London office, because I have been relentlessly tortured right here in the United States. I told her my goal is to be asked follow-up questions on a video camera. Not many are paid to appear on a U-tube video, but it might help when lawyers have refused me legal assistance countless times. The paintball attack? That and more soured me on the entertainment industry. The last shot of a paintball gun in Thousand Oaks, CA was so powerful, I thought was from a rifle. Do you want to wonder what to do in that situation? (Janss Road & 23 Highway). The liquid on my arm was yellow, not blood. The deputy’s name for my only 911 call while tortured was TOUGAS. Does a cocaine dealer get away with trying to set your hair on fire? Did the sheriff issue an illegal ticket to you for chatting with the Jet Propulsion Lab? I hope not! And, I happen to think JPL should lose their funding. Want to see Pluto up close, or survive with a Food Stamp card? That’s what my late dad called a “No brainer.”

Every word is true, and there is so much more. _William C. Hughes        

1000 Maples

Hey girls!
Nobody stole my RALPH'S hat.
Not yet.

VONS?
Their generic Twinkie leaves much to be desired.
The generic Fritos?
Not too bad.

10/05/2015

That's the Missouri Congressman who said nice things about me.
I do know what day it is, Pam.

I heard of you on KMOX. Apparently, you’ve advised against giving out Social Security Numbers. My joke when I worked for the State of Missouri was: “I’ll post it on the break room bulletin board.”  First, allow badmouthing of a fellow local attorney—number 102 of my “Lawyer Brigade” who cannot assist Mr. Hughes since 2003.

The latest guy and his firm? They listen, but commit to nothing. Not even the filing of a Will, which was the topic of my first question. The answer given was, “Yes.” Why have I not gone to the Bank of America building, money order in hand for this man?

No one will transport me anywhere, and that insanity just might prompt Rep. Jason Chaffetz to pick up his D.C. phone that works properly. My first question for him will be, “Why did the Secret Service turn you down?” (He looks the part). In 2003? Did I mention how long I’ve been trying to secure the services of an attorney? This may not be a “coincidence,” as with my voice just like Howard Hughes’ because…? (The procedure that scares defense industry types is to plug one nostril, go up an octave and start complaining). Like? “That damn nuclear stuff is shaking my casino! This is bad for business. Get Johnny in here!”

How about a 50 minute “therapy” session? I’ll be happy to take MetroBus and be threatened with gun violence--again.

Bill Hughes

[This e-mail was supposed to support a new super-PAC. I'll be lucky to get enough Kickstarter cash for a recreation of Alaska Airlines Flight 261. Don't ask why].

They Are Allowed to VOTE (Or not)

Pete –

I believe in talking to a face, not sitting on Facebook all day as many do. Here’s a quick suggestion. I met a guy in LA who had two vehicles for sale. He works construction jobs, so I suspect one or both have been sold, but he’s a “good guy” and could probably quickly locate another high mileage California steed.

Why don’t I give you his phone number? His name is not coincidentally BILL. Then, since I’d have the MONEY, I’d have a car. However, this is such a mess, where I am truly “trapped,” just how am I taking ownership of my car unless someone drives a vehicle with my “Stuff” in it to California?

So helpful my family and “friends” are. (Not).

Bill has a wife & kids. I assume he has a garage, carport, or back yard. How long does the car sit, Pete? I’d better see “BOB” right up the street. Bob is not worried about Syria. He sells cars. Who gave me my film school hat? A nice Iranian woman with a movie credit my now. Call John Kerry and tell him this is legal!! Detaining me here is not.

Later,

William

>From 9 September, 2015

Mr. Hughes does know what day it is...and the year. 

  

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The princess was educated at a secret school in the French Alps.
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November 3, 2017

Lopez –

Thanks for clarifying the narrow role within which you could potentially “help” as I seek to toss several of your deputies and the sheriff into a federal penitentiary. I did indeed call the non-emergency number to summon a deputy when a German nurse had taken my backpack containing documents on a “UFO” sighting, paperwork on my illegal ejection from Canada, and a Sony tape recorder that had recorded a “Mr. Garcia” at a Ventura County office. Later, a “Ms. Garcia” bought me lunch at Carl’s Jr. She claimed to have worked as a store detective. Maybe she was a Fed.

What happened to Lee Bacca?

It can happen to Geoff.

Thanks,

Hughes