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SIUE Lee

 Was it the heat, or a near nuking in the EU? I'm listening.

06.01.2018

Mr. Schmitz:

I have quite a smorgasbord of legal problems and no way to seek a public office without money. I am not surprised the Governor Greitens affair is failing to mesmerize the nation. Why? Before I was introduced to Porn Actress #2 in California, I had asked, “Why doesn’t the movie have a plot?” The man said, “Why would you have one? They just get on the camera and fuck.” If anyone ever does the “Monster Deposition” I seek, we might well ask why I was asked to make a porno flick featuring my future spouse Gayle and her best friend Beth in 1972. The man who suggested this ended up serving as the City Manager of Poplar Bluff Missouri after taking a degree in Urban Planning from Southern Illinois University-Edwardsville. If I had a campaign and my 33 & 1/3 r.p.m. LP’s back, I had a great bluegrass song on vinyl called “Thirty Miles From Poplar Bluff.” You see, Bill knows how to do it! 30% vote for me there? I win!

I met another Russian spy in Edwardsville for coffee several times. The managers who fired me from Chestnut Health both had degrees from Southern Illinois University-Carbondale. That campus has a tradition of setting fires on Halloween. The National Guard has been called out over this many times.

Back when I got along with my alleged sister who stole my property, I would stop in Carbondale for coffee. There was an older drafty place, and a new “Nazi Hippie” shop. What is a Nazi Hippie? Like Trump, he wants everything his way from the political left. I joked with sister that I needed to meet a “Hairy Legged Radical Feminist Professor.” They have them! I do not understand them. Bill Hughes fails the new liberal’s litmus test on many issues, like starting-up a war with Russia.

Here’s how you do it:

>Airlift some tanks, trucks, and big radar system to The Ukraine.

>”We’re helping with terrorists,” the USA says, like Putin in Syria.

>”The Ukraine invited us,” the State Department should say.

>By coincidence, the Brits and France put on a huge air show.

>”It’s just a routine scheduled drill,” the Pentagon should say.

>Suddenly, a café is bombed, and Gina Haspel put the explosives there.

>”We must crack down on these terrorists” the White House should say.

>The CIA bomb was traced to a Russian mug shot, the media is told.

>Everyone tweets and complains about the horrible Russian terrorist.

>A general says a “buffer zone” must be established.

>Russian land is taken, and the UN goes into a tizzy.

>The EU gets off its ass and sends some troops.

>A B-1 “pretends” to violate air space to observe where and which radars light.

>A brave president threatens to take more territory unless there are concessions.

>Very expensive fighter jets are sent to have fun with “close calls.”

>Radio chatter threatens to start shooting.

>The time-honored “Fuck You” written in black marker is placed in cockpit windows.

>After some “dogfights” with no missiles fired, submarines surface and are seen.

>Our brave president and the U.K. threaten to start shooting.

>DEFCON 3 is declared.

>COG is activated.

>An ICBM is launched but falls harmlessly into the ocean.

>”This is your last warning,” the Prime Minister says.

>Protests and civil disorder is stirred up by angry Russian ex-KGB dissidents.

>Putin is assassinated, and who is the new guy?

>Same as the old guy?

Just another bigger, scarier version of JFK’s missile crisis, and I had nothing to do with it, much like all of the drug dealing around me here in Saint Louis.

That’s just not legal!

William Hughes

Spare the Rod, Spoil the Nation

May 31, 2018

Dear Sean:

I made two discoveries with only the Missouri state highway map daddy ceremoniously gave me every year. I had a collection of them until West Coast coke dealing gangsters in league with the FISA order crowd wrecked my cars. They like money a lot. I myself need a pair of Lee jeans, because the fit better, and at our house when “Levi” was spoken of we were apparently double-talking about the Attorney General of the USA. Maybe there will be one in the future to put J.B.’s ass in prison.

The “Right Now” evidence indicates to me that if Bill Hughes could get 30% of the gubernatorial vote in what I’m calling the “60 Corridor” and the “65 Corridor” I would win. As for the “Mark Twain Forest Counties,” a couple of phone calls suggest 40% of the registered voters voting for me is entirely possible. Make a call, win a county? I promise not to have cattle vote, as is the practice in Cook County, I fear. The joke is: “Why go to Kansas City?” Have you been to the “Dairy Doodle” on the edge of town? If the staff orders onion rings, it does not mean anything. If I sample a cheeseburger, it does not mean anything except I like them, and there are probably few vegans down there by Arkansas, unlike in California.

If, for example, Chelsea Clinton showed in Mountain View to tell us all about Little Rock, I think a little camera can make a video, and U-tube is free, last I checked. Soon I will disclose who else saw Lady Ga Ga pumping gas by her lonesome, but as with all VC car dwellers, Brad may be hard to find. One gun violence threat, and we sling the Uzis to visit the sheriff and discuss the Second Amendment, sir. Guns are legal, your drugs are not.

Thanks in advance for losing,

William C. Hughes

>I here again apologize for a lifetime of reading…The New Republic, National Review, The Nation, Commentary, The Progressive, The American Spectator, In These Times, The American Prospect, Mother Jones, CQ, The New Statesman, Foreign Policy, Foreign Affairs and daddy’s annual gift of Reader’s Digest went in the trash.

As the nation’s young people say, “Are you mental?” Try reading…Psychosocial Rehabilitation Journal, The Journal of the American Psychiatric Association, Psychiatric Services, Social Work, Health and Social Work, Law and Psychiatry ,and The Journal of Mind and Behavior. [The latter is kind of bizarre, and my neighbor did not design the website, nor is she employed at the World Bank. I await word on what both Andrea’s really do for a living].

And, the "Bob Addendum:

I think Bob ought to retire concurrent with the governor’s resignation. You people don’t seem to see the magnitude of the problem I did not create. I happen to think a few days in the JFK Reference Room and the good manners mom instilled leads to an audience with Ms. Schlossberg. If there is any finger pointing, what are we talking about? I don’t think the room is “bugged,” do you? I don’t think the Executive Director’s e-mail is “fake.” I’m looking for the not so cheap motel, and there is no way to get there? It was LBJ librarians who informed me the man with an attaché case in 1963 San Antonio was Jack Valenti. What was he doing in dad’s 1966 speedboat? There was a second time in 1972 when I asked, “How can you afford this?” I don’t think Charles was paying. I further think the creeps here at the Wayside are too interested in stuff like Richard M. Nixon’s code name during Watergate. For your information only, it was a sloppy derivation of someone’s name who worked for Howard Hughes, Jr. Why would that be? He had all of the money. I don’t have bus fare.  

 

 

Rowdy?

I don't have any rowdy friends. Is that O.K., Chief Belmar?

05-28-2018

Dear Charlie Daniels:

In the same e-mail alleging I am nuts like Howard Hughes, I was told you attended my alma mater for two years. Under my steady hand as student government leader, no one was raped at our Spring Fling celebration, and the cast-off ABC recording artist was paid. They even said this during 1976-77, “Hughes will go get the money.” Often in our dorm this was heard: “Hughes, the Dean is on the phone!” We were put on Double-Double Probation many times, yet not one student was expelled. This is more evidence I should have attended a law school, like the rest of my family.

Tom Hughes was up in Minnesota working for Hubert Humphrey well before Prince hit the stage. This has led to my expression that goes, “The family knew everything; I know nothing.” (Like Sgt. Schultz on one of my favorite old shows,  Hogan’s Heroes). I would never “pitch” anything to what a black female’s husband I know calls “A sensible man.” I gather this because you are reported to live in New York, not that big zoo where the Paramount lot is located. I discovered due to a wrong turn that WB has very exacting “Ejection Procedures.” TOP SECRET my screenplays are not, so I will only give the initials of those who want to make like Monte Hall. They want to make a deal, and I can’t even get out to St. Charles! The J.S. people requested a trip to FedEx, then said, “We got your fax,” but sounded too high to set an appointment. G.K.’s people were much more sober in offering appointments twice. I even found a lawyer to dispose of all my money, unless I too find a modest dump in NYC and try to remain anonymous.

William C. Hughes

[Writer, Mental Health Pro, Future Secretary of Defense]

Lee Daniels gave his parents an early Christmas present when he entered the world on December 24, 1959; unfortunately, the Philadelphia native was to have a difficult relationship with his police officer father who later reacted violently to his son's sexuality. Despite the brutality of his childhood, Lee completed high school and attended Lindenwood University in St. Charles, Missouri for two years.

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