Friday, September 21, 2018

Dear Howard

Where's Charlie? I mean Charles Allen!


09.21.2018

Mr. Stern:

I have a quick question for the United States Government.

What are their lawyers eventually going to call this?


My suggestions are:

“Brain Manipulation”
“Cranial Intrusion”

It’s the same news story over and over again.
Only the geography and names of the dead change.

Do I have train fare?
A valid I.D.?
No.

However, I can get to San Clemente.
I hear there is a nice coffee place on the beach.

Hughes 

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Col. Stall's Obit is Where?

I have heard there is nudity in your Hollywood movies.
Don't be jealous guys, I don't know her that well--yet.


September 18, 2018

Frank –

As promised, here are all the permutations with odds for what is going on with me. I hate the “gaming” industry right along with the movie industry, so I will phrase it like government people who say, “There is a sixty percent probability the government of Venezuela will remain in power for six months.” The guy from Caracas said what of William C. Hughes in 2010? “He sounds alright to me,” he said to his pal in the Goebel. Now, let us all deny we were ever there!

Monday, September 17, 2018

Only 2 Happy Birthday Wishes

There's one of them, boys. Jealous?


09/17/2018 


Office of Ratepayer Advocates – 

On a third visit to California, I have a joke for you, as with the two previous stays. If you plan to lower residential gas bills by 0.7% and raise the commercial rate by 17.1%, the joke is: “Why would anyone be at the hearing?” 

What is Sempra Energy? As a Mr. Rick Tanaka said of my family tree, “William, it’s all on the Internet.” 

See you at the movies, 


William C. Hughes 
Missouri Department of Mental Health, 1989-1996
BJC Behavioral Health, 1996-1998
Missouri Department of Mental Health, 1998-2007
Ventura County-Los Angeles County Volunteer Drug Counselor, 2008-2013
Prematurely “Retired,” 2014



Wednesday, September 12, 2018

GOT COFFEE?


September 10, 2018

Mr. President:

After discovering two State Department relatives, and finding an outspoken uncle under Thomas L. Hughes working at Intelligence and Research, odd it is that I can find a record of his hamlet in Wales, but not mine. My politics are growing more nonpartisan as I head toward the state first to grow the “weed” that I think will someday cause the USA to be occupied by a foreign power not so friendly to a Reefer Madness midnight show.


The fact I don’t like “pot” strays from finding out where Mr. Hughes may be, since unlike some of his many colleagues, he lacks an obituary. An administration in distress looks for sideshows, so please find Tom, produce him if healthy, and in that event I could finally get some real or fake news documented about my family from Wales. Sales pitch for Donald? “Tom got Vietnam right, Bill got 9/11 right.”


$William C. Hughes, MSW$

Monday, September 10, 2018

Down by the Riverside

September 7, 2018

Frank –

The motel is getting even weirder than ever as L#### has recommended not going back to Missouri for the speaking engagement. Fine, they’ll have another BBQ in 2019. Here in Ventura, I’ve got something to tell you, and you’d better believe me.

When I went to get this motel man’s $84 Thursday, I returned to find EMS working on a man who borrowed my microwave carousel dish. I say heroin overdose, they said diabetes. I let a woman in the office door before me to be polite. When she sat down, as so often happens, her face seemed familiar.

I paid, went to my room, and said, “Oh my God, that’s Bev.”

Who is Bev?

Good question, but I am sure she was introduced to me as a Secret Service agent in 2002. She looks marvelous and has apparently stayed at this motel previously. At Goebel, Bev’s tote bag was multicolored, yesterday a sparkly pink. [Now my computer is being hacked]. I’m not a fan of Mr. Trump, and for all of these years I’ve wondered who Bev, Tina, and Riley really are. If they are Secret Service as advertised, I am sure Donald was not told of them. Secret. Get it? Even from him. As we discussed, he is a businessman and “silver spoon” case.

This “secret” shit is not for me, so I am hoping a movie or book deal leads to some exposure of what a raw deal I have gotten since 2002. As for 09/11/2001, a person I allege helped the hijackers used to say “Duh” to make a point, and also said I say “You know” too much. I say that when I am tired and figure you do know.

Worse yet over here, I think someone entered my room in the night. (I do not
spill aspirin). The woman in Room #___ might be mentally ill, but this does not make her barricading of the door a product of “delusional” thinking. She dresses in a funky 1960’s manner and may behave like that because she likes it over wage work. I’m so broke and gimpy, I’d never curse your name for some cab fare to the transit place that looks about 4 blocks away. Or, give me $20 and I will pay you out of the billions I won’t have unless I safely get out of this motel.   

                                                           
_Bill

Thursday, September 6, 2018

More "Secret Code" from Google

91599_99_Uncle##Ralph
In 1991, a Chinese lady said, "Never use your address or birthday for..."
internet still on?
I'd better change the code.


The problem you’ve alleged is poor “brain Health” is simply this: Nobody tells Bill Hughes the truth, while poor Bili is honest all day. How can I be calling the State Department and they route the call to the right desk? Under Obama I called and angrily said, “I’m moving to Cuba.” You are a literate man and don’t get the joke? My new friend Michelle does. She thinks I should have a TV comedy show.

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

VenturaSlaveway 101

After the usual warm welcome in California...
...it's time to be kicked by a meth dealer occupying the Amtrak seat behind me on the way back to Missouri.
Someday your blogger will complain of such things, but not in Ventura.
Are there any drugs still treated as illegal?