Let's Get European!!

"This committee will come to order for the first reading of the, uh, the 'Eric Clapton's Cocaine Shall Never Be Played on U.S. Airwaves Again Act of 2018'.  This is one of the president's, uh, pet projects, shall we say? We'll have order here!"  

I am not an "EAGLE." I am not an "OX." I am human. JOHN "fucking" KERRY, who stopped his bus and stared at me, how about the whole CABINET resign, and leave Barack & Joe to talk it over with the Pentagon? This is common in my European Union. May I "run away" with someone I like as a human? Oh, no! We are "androids" and "robots," and what did I call it long ago? A "neurologically modified humanoid."

Shit hitting the fan?

It stinks, NOT ME.

Jim Kerry can't get his sequel made, because I spoke to him?
Barack "scumbag" Obama has got what going on?

It's "HUAC with no hearing."
Don't deny it, BLUM.

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At 8:08 p.m. p.d.t <soldiers, as I've stated repeatedly, I just look at the damn clock> I feel compelled to add some more "FACTS and INNUENDO"

FACT: The only ball to ever leave the park? How many innings played? How many batters, las vegas oddsmakers?--Las Vegas? Future home of Muslim prayer towers, after I get to Houston. By the way son, Ronald Reagan was from California, not Texas. I'm sure of it. Tom who? Tell me I did not shake hands with Howie H.! Magic! [but not] BH & BB are not credible, ca Kenny? Ask U-man; he was there, too. Lern was in a crib! Get your mind out of the gutter, John. Mike Shannon? Who? He has A1 Steak Sauce, girls.  

INNUENDO: I saw Joe in on U.S. 101 with palm trees & shit on that insurance commercial during the NH Primary and I thought, "Nah, it's not like that out there. I'll find me a hot Chinese girlfriend and..." Not quite, Bill. 2016? Surely Tony A. will rent the whole house. No? We'll make him "An offer he can't refuse," right Governor Lynch? Right-O!

NOTE TO NASA: As the likely late Ron Bradshaw--a speedfreak I.H.O.P. cook--said to my late business partner, "You sure work in a fucking mess."

CITIZENS OF THOUSAND OAKS--WESTLAKE VILLAGE>>>PLEASE DECREASE YOUR STUPID DRAMA>>>Yes, my computer has been "exposed" as the same one in the Bill Clinton video, but no one is getting killed. That said, you might consider putting your ass in "rehab," or finding someplace else to park your ugly face, because, as usual, and as soon to be conscripted coffee/tea-drinking pal Aimee Mann sang, I have "No choice in the matter."  

Post #30: China Air 642

Let's see...the airplane landed hard. Hughes (me) alleges a BOMB went off. The airplane flipped-over. There was a humongous fireball--not Hollywood. As they wrote in the Globe-Democrat and Post-Dispatch long ago, the aircraft was "Engulfed in flames." And, there was no sign of the Hong Kong fireman, who was taken by surprise. After the fire was extinguished, the liars who wrote a piece of fiction said only three (3) died. Hughes says everybody died, and it is a fact the people making a video of the plane crash said, "He's gonna be president!" They must be talking about "Beavis" Willis, not me.

Don't believe me?

Q&A
Q: Why did Starbucks fill up with persons of Chinese descent after Hughes watched a video of the airplane's rapid descent, bombing, crash, and then downloaded the dis~informative report?
A: He's right again!


Caroline, you may sound the PBS EBS tone.
I'll be listening to St. Louis Neocons on "Toothless Al's" internet. (97.1 FM) 

Put on Your (D) Camos and Be Nice, Bill(s)

When Clinton visited "The Troops" neocons wrote stories about his whining.

In my continuing effort to get out of holding "that job," my new idea is:

1. An old "protest ship," with super-wealthy & seasick Admiral Willie at the helm.

2. Models, actresses, female rock stars, etc. [Given my advancing age, think Hugh Hefner].

3 That website? www.FuckTheTroops.org 

4. It's a Lysistrada thing--for the troops, not me, son.

I am fullly aware I must finish the MPC story, or liberal hackers will get in my computer and I won't even know Joe Biden's schedule--like anyone cares. The apology is to President Clinton--who I have long thought/said was the best president we've had since Eisenhower. And by the way, Jerry Brown, my dad--Howard's son--wrote a note in the front of my Ike bio, and I 'd better get it back--SOON. Why? I'm your amateur diplomat keeping China from saying the word they don't like at Goebel? I get what besides headaches out of this? Stressed? Only to the point of telling select individuals to, "Go to hell." Sorry Bill, the neo-Willow, AK is getting to be a "bit" too much. Same as the bricks & mortar prison, where you don't give the inmates much money, or they will buy/bribe their way out.

Speaking of cash limitations, back to the 1999 story.

I've apologized to #42. The rest will be related on television.
Perhaps someone in your thoroughly corrupted society will care about me at that point.
Why? Because I'll have all the money, and you won't--soon.

Good night,

BH

6:35 p.m. p.d.t.

fbi? where's EVA?

"I'm here for my Martian blood transfusion."

In Thousand Oaks, California, "they" are twisting this story around already, and I have yet to tell it on Al "Toothless" Gore's internet. Blood pressure up, Bill? During the "West End Siege," on the CHP's parking lot, mafia(s) advised, "Stop and think." Good advice, no matter who dispenses it. So, after another "flusterating" day, Shania Twain, I did some thinking. It went like this.

"Gee, if Clinton flew the plane over my Mazda 323, maybe he "snuck-up" on me at some point." This led my neurons to review Greg's comment at the Military Police Center (MPC) on Delmar. I said, "Greg, why so many new admissions?" His reply? "Clinton's coming to town. We're clearing the streets." After nearly expiring from laughter at that 3E remark, I went hunting for Patrick, my social work colleague who took way too much time off work.

After reviewing the daily hospital census, I now suspect there was a pseudonym in there. You can feel it coming, can't you?

FUNNY STORY TERMINATED---EVERY EX-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE INCUMBENT ARE TRYING TO KILL MY ASS--
U.K.?
i could use some help.
what is help?
HOUSING AND/OR TRANSPORTATION
Mafia, you are as good as buried.
I'll finish the story in a hotel with a good Spi-Fi signal.
Soldier Boy calls it a "hot spot."
Ready to nuke us, China?
As they say too much in torturing me...
"No problem."

V

Half a cigar? Go to hell.
BTW, the abc news van is coming

Carjacking is Legal In California (It goes well with "weed")

Governor, I saw it last night, like a Hollywood movie. A wall of cars traveling west on Agoura Road with multiple arguments in progress across all four lanes. The tired HughesBrain does not move fast after a day spent fighting the "asymmetrical civil war," so I thought the following:

1. This is it. The "hit squad" has arrived.
2. Gangland slaying (not me) about to occur.
3. The satellites USA's Space Shuttle dumped out the bay 1981-200? have finally caused mass civil disobedinece.
4. A lot of engine roaring and a second pass later, it seemed more like a domestic dispute with the whole family burning gasoline & rubber.
5. I ate my Safeway corn chips in silence - that's the "key" in Totalitarian California.
6. After a male yelled, "Pull in the lot! Pull in the parking lot!" enough times, a screaming back at him female finally did.
7. I thought surely the "mall cop" who had just admonished your next POTUS over a shopping cart would call their favorite number: 9-1-1.
8. Oh no. Even with a wayward 18-wheeler trucker as another witness, the hollering continued.
9. My phone does not call 911, but there is an 800 number method to call "Patrol" in Ventura County. I punched in the number and listened to the yelling.
10. Finally, two of my beloved MonkeyCop4.0 cars roared past and did what they do well-NOTHING. Nice show, gotta go! WHERE IS HE GOING? WHAT'S HER NAME? WHAT COLOR IS HER CAR? GET HER e-mail ADDRESS. JACK THE PHONE AND GET ALL OF HIS NUMBERS. "Bill, where are you staying?" "When was the last time you took a shower?"

When was the last time you read the USA PATRIOT Act? The middle part is all about TAKING AWAY MY WEALTH. The .gov "inside joke?" All I'd have to do is file a Civil Lawsuit and say, "I am without sin. Gimmie my money." And, the United States Government would have to. That's the way LAWS work, son.

This guy was mumbling all night in front of Stuckbucks, Deputy, but I don't have phone minutes for that. As a bonus, the blond behind him gave me her agent's cell phone number. Got a cig, soldier?

"After the Revolution" by Dum

Like a "dissident"--wait a minute!!--who gets the Santa Monica cops to tell you something when wack-jobs have been shooting? It was Toni R. who long ago said, "Bill, something went haywire."

To the Q&A:
Q: Why do people blog in California?
A: To create a record.

Q: Does anybody see it besides Google?
A: No.

Q: Why does Hughes blog?
A: So citizens of the other 49 states can read it later.

I am happy to report Lockheed Martin has joined my stable of fine engineers. The slogan? "They show me things."

Building the bronze flying triangle? I am happy to report DARPA has approved of this [off the record, of course].

If every day is like this, I'll stay drunk in Dublin. [Nothing you could do about it, sir]

Where is the "Other Jason?" Jefferson City, Missouri. California, I've been in that building over his shoulder many times. It started when my dad said in 1961, "Bill, will you go to the Bill Room?" Who got sworn-in as POTUS that January? My dad was a "secret liberal?" You could have fooled me, and he did. The "Kennedy Barge" on the lake? My question was, of course, "How are we paying for this?" No one answered my 16 year-old question. And, who was that by the pinball machine? Can't say yet. Need a camera or two out here, son. Stan got $20 from Ted? Why not me? Probable K-rationale: "He's already got money."

Not exactly the same as at soon to be closed GSAC, but here's the not "off his meds" clues.

BUSH: Lots of white shirt showing on that left arm.
REAGAN: Looks even more in the other pic like he's about to football block, a la Gipper.
CARTER: He stole Charlie's tie, then I did. It's where, Gov. Brown?
FORD: Looking to his right, and how about that "Split his first vote with NC" smile?
NIXON: "I'm ready to be shot by Mao, but he died first."

I'm "psychic?" 

"That's a nice long wall 'ya got there. And, I need a bigger check on that bullet train."