Order in the Starbucks!! [15062]

I'm about to e-mail the South Dakota Republican party.
Can you stand the excitement?
THIS IS YOUR NEXT GODDAMN PRESIDENT AND...
I am not homeless.
I do not sleep on the streets.
YOU are fucked!!

By the way, who are you?

"I'm Bill Hughes, and I'm running for president."

Got a lift to Iowa, cocksucker?

What happened? ECT, not on me. But it might fix what ails many Californians. As Rachel asked, "Is it neurological?"

LET'S GET IT STRAIGHT DEPT.
--I worked for George McGovern in 1972.
--His people talked me into something that got me into trouble.
--I spoke to him at length in 1985. Where is the tape, Obama?
--Tom Eagleton was a Senator from Missouri.
--I am from Missouri.
--I've been in the Eagleton Federal Courthouse more than once.
--I am supposedly an "honorary" law library patron there.
--Who is always in the elevator?
--Hughes v. United States Secret Service
--[What color is your headphone wire?]
--{Fixin' to kill Barack? Not today}.
--The Hughes Administration "California Diet Plan"

NO MONEY. Impounding $$$ is back. Or, what's left of c.i.a. will steal it for me. 
NO TRAVEL (Roads blocked).
NO FLY ZONE.

Don't "get it?"
INTERNET OFF.
CELL PHONE TOWER OFF.

Still don't?
A/C POWER OFF (Blackout).

Can't change? That nuts?
Harry T. (2)
Bill H. (3)

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
He's threatening us!
That's correct.
BH

NOTE TO GREEN "GOOD OLD BOYS" in JEFF

Maybe Hollywood will buy me a whole train, like Howard.
Didn't think of that, did you?
"Bipolar?"
Were you on the train going West? Then please...
Shut up!!!

Bill slept there. When it was brand-new, kids. Born before 1990?
No paddleboat stories tonight. [Charlie's or Harvey's]
[Tried to t-bone Jeff, Debra, and myself pulling out of Panera? Nah, nah! Missed!]
Turner's not dead?
Neither is Kennedy?
Bev, no wonder I'm illegally detained in LA.
Law?
"They just don't get it."

**CA Code 63215(a) = "It shall be unlawful for anyone named hughes to speak of politics in a public or private space. hughes persons talking of politics is a misdemeanor punishable by 30 days in jail or 30 bucks slipped to the nearest cop at the time of the offence."

Confident? I'm looking up air force bases to close them. Wanna argue?

Navy, I enjoyed that comical aircraft carrier video.
Your boats will be tied-up where you've been growing good pot for a long time.
Subs?
Tied-up as well if I'm trusting Russians at that time.
Chinese? Better hide.
[Too many to hide? 2 on 1, Superpower fun! I'm the what of where? Gotcha!]

SCOTT AFB? Bringing in the drugs, baby!
So caught you are!

Dr. McConnell---McConnell AFB?
See 'ya!

Fat Amtrak Cops, Be Gone!

May I run for president, please?
Your corrupt coppers need new hobbies.
Like a model train set.
Amtrak can't "comp" a ticket?
We shall see on Monday, not today.
Obama resign yet?

Cops shoot and kill any niggers today?
Eric Holder gonna file on Mr. Nazi?
Obama fooled you, kids.

NO RIGHTS--NO LAW--NO JUSTICE

unless.....
you flash that cash, right Ron Howard?

You Need Money to Run

Can't make a dent without lots of MONEY.
Who opened the Starbucks door for me this morning?
Who gave me the last 20$
Who reminded me my FEC report is late (again)?
Who is going to stop me if I ask for $$ today?
How much to report, oh so abolished if I win Federal Election Commission?
$90
 
 

Which Democrat is Getting His or Her Ass Kicked?

Barack, yes I was high on drugs the night Peppy died. This did not prevent me from going in the police station and asking about our missing #5 Forest Home Court dog. Now I know why the cops looked scared. How many years later? Write that Dear John letter, sir. America, Peppy was murdered. So was Ginger the family tabby cat. Boots? Charlie took him back to the Humane Society. I cried. Fools! It's a damn spy expression. "Kill the cat!" Poor Danielle, another victim (1986?). You kill my favorite cats? EVERY FRIDAY, PENTAGON>>>"Who's getting nuked?" And Bill does not play "games," behind on loan payments Chinaman.

WARNING: I REALLY HAVE PREVIOUSLY RUN THE "CLANKER BOX," AND I WILL NOT EAT CHICKEN SANWICHES LIKE GRANDPA HOWARD. The Line is, "Gimmie that thing, Admiral," and you are all GONE.

In the Maline creekbed I stood accused. "Big word Bill, eh?" When? 1966, right before Charlie was almost killed by Margaret. Why? Suck an appendage, gay california PrisonBitch. Ready for the ugliest, dirtiest president campaign in history? Hughes is ready.
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR TATTOO.
YOUR WEST COAST CULTURE SUCKS.
YOU ARE BARBARIANS.
I'LL ATTACK YOU WITH AN INTERNATIONAL COALITION AND OCCUPY YOU.
CLEAR?
U.N. HELMETS ARE BLUE.
THE HELICOPTERS WILL INDEED BE BLACK.
AM I WRITING IN ENGLISH?
NUKES? NOT OFF THE TABLE, POT ZOMBIE.

Who gets it between the political eyes?

Don't embarass pen pal Joe Biden like that!
Hillary? As my murdered, never crazy, mom said,
"What's up? Chicken butt. Ten cents a slice."
Kerry? Don't you know my famous vacation pal and Ed S. will tell me all about how you can't keep your trousers zipped? The tomato paste spouse will love it! Clean the gutters, John. That's always a penance winner.
An old, corroded Senator?
Claire, don't think it, or I'll find a big rats in the cafeteria of hubby's SNF's.
Call the small-town Missouri Health Inspector, Rachel!
The Senators nursing home was closed-down?
Outragerous!
I'd bet most Democrat governors of a certain age tried that LSD stuff.
My line?
"Good enough for the U.S. Army, good enough for me!"
[C.I.A. too! As Mr. Rick says, "William, it's all on the web"]

WHAT AN EVENING TO FINALLY GET MOM"S CHICKEN JOKE!!
She had sex with Howard, too? "Stupid spy, the briefing's over and I'll be late for wherever the fuck we're supposed to be. I'm flying the plane, by the way. Run tell General Fuckface...whatever his name is."

It's called power, and I don't have any. None.

However, if the current KSHE bimbo would rub a wet t-shirt between her legs and meet me at the choo-choo station instead of those CBS numbskulls, we could go to McDonald's in the ghetto after I find Marline, then of course I'm a major pimp, but...

excuse me, abc and disney, i'm having an lsd flashback where i've been homeless around los angeles for almost five years and everyone acts like there is something wrong with their brains, like a neuropsychiatric condition...maybe i will wake up and be back at dunn & lilac tomorrow, because i might have to kill somebody to get on tv, and then this willZZZZZZZZZZZZAp end up in another dimension where...Funkadelic's George Clinton is president instead of Bill, and..... 

Post #73: I left office that year

Ours is nicer than yours.

ca "Number Kooks," it was 1973 when I again could not find my VP, who was always kept in an "undisclosed location." All true stories, as I often said, "Where's Mark?" I asked, not for great idealistic reasons, it was because I was so pissed at my Chysler Newport (RFK campain vehicle--look up the pic) I was inquiring about the latest not in great shape car that was sitting in front of his parental home. I'd drive it, then say stiff like, "I'm sure someone wants a Morris Minor, not me." Later, my Father-in-Law drove what? LAS VEGAS ODDS OFR THAT---NOW! (8:49 p.m. e.d.t.).

Biggest non-criminal set-up in history, if I survive. Not legal to watch Air Force One video and say, "That high!" when I did the tire inspection. Oh, you did too? Not likely. What is "disinformation." My high school not there. My high school is not there. Eric is there. Eric is not there. The Ann Arbor cops are real. The Ann Arbor cops are in the next room at 80 E. Hillcrest. Oh, that HSA phone, Governor Brown!

Bill: "That phone cut me off mid-sentence."
Fran: "Yeah, it did that to me, too."

LA CELL TOWER BLUES? Let's sing it!
1120: "KMOX"
Bill: "Carol?"
1120: "Yes."
Bill: "Hey, I gott tell you that...hello? Hello?

After many pleasant conversations, I don't think she hung-up, kids.
Her joke line: "I gotta go do an interview" [NEVER WITH ME]
They really, really, don't get St. Louis, do they?
   

Kurt Cobain and then video of these. Man, they don't like it, but how do you know what is on the screen?

Homeless advocates, since I "live" in Starbucks, why can't they screen a homeless guy/gal and allow them to sleep in the Rest Room? Like a guard doggie. Oh, no rest room @Union Station LA! Good thing the tall black guy manager likes me. Talk to people? I'm a pest. Don't, and I'm "scary." What's scary is I might "take over the world," NOT YOU. Right Hilton? Right!

I FOUND A PHOTO OF THE CHURCH WHERE MET HOWARD IN 1987. This is a problem? The problem is, no one wants to tell me when a darn grocery store is. And, if Amtrak helps, I'll get to the Probate Court in Clayton, MO. Thanks!

I called the man every foul, nasty name in the dictionary.

And, when I saw this photo, I said, "I hope he's feeling better."
Raised in a barn, Soldier Boy?

From the They All Do It Dept.
Kevin: "And what type of vehicle was the former Vice President driving?"
Bill: "A Buick Century."

Watching me watch VC-25A land?
Unsecured spi-fi.
Would you like to look over my shoulder as I work Mr. SSI?
The guy flying the airplane knows I'm a plane watcher.
The aircraft is landing in Los Angeles.
I am in Los Angeles.
I hate Los Angeles.
The right set of wheels hits first--barely.
As we said in 1965 North Saint Louis..."Wanna make something of it?"
TRANSLATION = Let's fight.

No vacation? Be scared. Very scared.