Hughes v. Obama (Remove him from office, please)

 See the suspicion on the face of our "ally." Spying a bit, Mr. President?

Where is that piece of monkey crap?
I'm at Panera on Broadway by the brewery. 

WANTED

WANTED: Female with royal DNA and name that includes "the Great."
Election? What election?  

The Church of Family ReUnification

Don't run to court, because they won't do squat.
What did I say?
"Never took it."

What did I say prior to sleeping on yet another bus bench? "I've got a good mind to break-in my old apartment building and punch the landlord in the nose. You didn't hear that."

TO: Carolyn, Kim, Ellen, Bob at the Probate Court.

We need to talk. Charlie was Howard's son.

bh 

Margaret! (Mom's name was not Sophie)

Looks like Aunt Cathleen. Don't tell anybody. Younger sister of Wilhelm II? Amazing! 

Rather spookily, as the sci-fi movie that is very real gained speed, the library staff person at GRANT R. BRIMHALL said, "We have an excellent genealogy department!" I thought, "That's nice, and we're not looking into it today" (May, 2009). What year is it? What day is it? Want a DNA sample the right way, girls? 

How long ago? "It's Alexandra, not like the city in Egypt!"


>More updates from the Hughes Stewpot of Royal Genetics as they become available

Bigger Than Bush's!

How well I remember starving behind the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER in "OccultLand" Thousand Oaks, California. When the bean can was gifted, my ESP/STP saw the future of eating them raw. A woeful administrator saw my plight and gave me a can of diet root beer and a cup of Ramen noodles. What are you wearing to court, ladies?

Shocked I was not in failing to find a photo on Google or Bing of the .gov gizmo I probably manufacture that has grown in size from being mounted on the nose of an SS helicopter to the size of large bombs strapped to the left side. Two of them thar choppers over the Hughes head today? Remember, I know what you're doing.

Push the Button

? Not my dad! Like Howard Jr., he had more sense than that. As for me...don't look at me like that. I'm calling Hill's boss tomorrow.

1572 DFSV9 SIZUS

I'm like Charles Edward? I'm like Howard?

Think again.

Some speeches are easy to write, some are not. Can you crazed Utopian control freaks spell "never?"