Tony -
I am pleased to be paying the rent! The repairs are complete, and thank you for the home improvements. I received a "heads up" that you have a noise complaint on me. This came from my sister, Mary Bxxxxx, so I promised to be quiet as a church mouse. If your tenants hear cursing, gunfire, explosions, etc. it might be from:
a. A movie preview.
b. The computer voice.
c. I'm reading screenplay lines aloud.
d. I'm pissed-off about something.
Tony, a, b, & c ARE NOT LOUD. So, if I am loud, and they are somehow fearful, I suggest they call the St. Louis Police Department, and I'll be happy to talk it over with "The cops." [I worked for the State of Missouri as an investigator, consequently, I've been doing that since 1991].
Have a nice day,
Bill
Friday, January 31, 2014
Sunday, January 26, 2014
7800 anna watson quiz
MULTIPLE GUESS
1. A man from the defense industry told hughes not to sell F-22's to japan because:
a). He was gay and looking for sex.
b). He felt sorry for homeless hughes.
c). He was working for the Chinese.
d). All of the above.
2. Mr. hughes called the F-35 "A big piece of shit" in:
a). 2005
b). 2007
c). 2009
d). 2011
3. The current U.S. Ambassador to Japan is:
a). Robert Redford.
b). Cyrus Vance III.
c). Caroline Kennedy.
d). The ghost of Joe Kennedy yelling anti-Semitic remarks.
e). Konosuki Matsushita.
TRUE - FALSE
1. Nazi-hater Howard Hughes Jr. instigated Pearl Harbor.
2. Charlie Hughes was nuts.
3. William Hughes has a spacecraft that goes places.
4. Barack Obama was born in Chicago.
5. Roman Catholics are not really Christians.
FILL IN THE BLANK
1. Mr. hughes is using a _____ handgun to kill tony.
2. The united states has wasted _____ billion dollars on that piece of shit F-35.
3. In _____, Missouri when we did not like someone, the shout was, "Target practice!"
Monday, January 20, 2014
Nolo Contendre Tweet
Spooks, how long ago did this exchange occur?
Jim: "What the hell is a 'tweet'?"
Hughes: "I don't know. I've been meaning to look into it."
IF I HAD SOME MONEY...
One cheap handgun.
Stopwatch.
Jim: "What the hell is a 'tweet'?"
Hughes: "I don't know. I've been meaning to look into it."
IF I HAD SOME MONEY...
One cheap handgun.
Stopwatch.
Perfectly okay to threaten hughes on public transport.
C'mon sociopaths in and out of uniform.
Join the fun!
Saturday, January 18, 2014
WORDS
"You are, in other words, about four times more likely to be struck by lightning than killed by a terrorist. Most of the 'terrorists' arrested in this country post-9/11 have been tragicomic fabrications of the FBI. 9/11 was a one-off, an aberration, so unique that its 'success' stunned even Osama bin Laden. It was a single morning of disaster and cannot be the justification for everything the government wishes to do forever after."
Who said that? Excuse me, allow me to check my sources.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
I've Gotten a Lot of Miles Out of the "Awesome" Photo
And here it is again, SSI since high school mental cases.
Bob I and smoked Camels. Without a filter!!
"Uncivil, incompetent in fulfilling basic constitutional responsibilities (such as timely appropriations), micromanagerial, parochial, hypocritical, egotistical, thin-skinned, often putting self (and reelection) before country -- this was my view of the majority of the United States Congress."
- Bob Gates
(Not that Bob!)
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Got a Lighter, Grandma?
It was late 1965 when we had settled into our not new suburban home. My dad, who was not Howard's son, got out an LP with the famous Hindenburg disaster radio account. It was kind of scary to this ten year old, and he went on and on and on about it. Like any fifth grader would, I got bored and started doing something else of interest, like looking for KDNA on the FM table radio.
What were those call letters?
Let's see, spies. Grandma did it. Charlie was morbid. No, the "message" was, "It's the guy with the camera and/or microphone, Bill" who sometimes has foreknowledge of American "disasters." Today, I just can't make up my mind where to go outside USA to discuss the 9/11 business, but I know, since I know "Who done it," I waited ten years to hear how unsurprised all of the network people sounded on your mind control screen that day. Only PBS sounded excited about a second airplane, and maybe that was a case of "overacting."
Yes, Charlie's movie camera looked a lot like Zapruder's, and it wasn't until about my second year in high school when he did not ask for it back. Those airplane spotting binoculars? As late as 1989, I heard, "Gimmie those binoculars back!" and he kept them. Not related to Howard Jr.? Seems some go nuts when I hear too much ATC. Today's highlights:
New York:
"How long are we looking at?"
"About 55 minutes" (My birth year).
Chicago:
"We're dead in the water. They'll have to send out a tow."
We'll skip the Neo-Nazi discussion of under what conditions passengers may have a drink of water. Isn't that the title of my next screenplay? Wouldn't it be a good idea to sell one first? Yes, whine-Nazis, it would be sound thinking. And as for the court drama, I'd like it to start like this:
Could you state your name? [I still know it]
Address? [The legal one in New Hampshire]
Can you produce a photo of your mother? [No]
Your father? [No]
Any relative? [No]
Why is that? [I am Howard Robard Hughes' grandson]
And my Jet Blue flight number is?
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