Joe Biden is White

Politics? Me? Oh no! 

MAY I TRAVEL TO THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND HANG THEM BOTH FROM A CHERRY TREE? NO REPUBLICAN HELP? AS MY HISTORY PROFESSOR SAID REGARDING MY LACK OF INTEREST IN THE Central Intelligence Agency,
"That figures."

Dick Hughes

A message?

"We" Keep it Simple

Q: Why did President Obama have "Big Mike" shot and killed?

A: He's half white.


[AND HE DOES NOT WANT ME AT THE PRESS CLUB. BTW, DOES MELANIE HAVE AN OLD Electro Voice MICROPHONE?]

Can't fire cops? Think PATCO!!!

Ronnie said, "Bye."

And you stayed gone.
May I use his typewriter again?

Moon Man's at the Press Club

"Third base is a reactionary position."
"Mike, I didn't know you were into politics."

Night Court/Drug Court

"Your Honor, some information has come to my attention regarding one of our 'frequent flyers' that if brought to the attention of certain officials, might conclude his treatment with some IV remedies down in Potosi."

"Hughes, I heard they're renewing your contract."  

Biden Resign Yet? (Watergate 2.0)

Aw shucks, that PROJECT AZORIAN nuke sheared off the arch.

Incidentally, Your Honor, it is odd to have not one photo of your alleged parents, is it not?

As my murdered mom said, "They can dish it out, but they just can't take it."