Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Bobby McComb: Killed by the VC Cops



 Ready to vote on your pod, girls? So many new vistas of rigging elections.
Charlie Evans won in 1916! I'm not related, however. 


July 4, 2015


William C. Hughes
216 Nagel Ave.
St. Louis, MO  63111


Bobby Jindal
Governor of Louisiana
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Baton Rouge, LA


Dear Governor Jindal:

Do you Republicans ever know how to piss-off what I call a “Cold War Liberal.” First, since most modern day politicians, you included, seem to be spewing what this Hughes has termed BrainJacked™ nonsense, why not waste time, motions, and postage to explain what I mean. (If the masters of printed matter at USPS deliver this damn letter).

A “Full Employment” economy means no more than 6% actively looking for work, without a stupid war of occupation in progress. A “Job” means one job that pays all of the bills. “Health Insurance?” The company is supposed to pay for that, sir. A “Student Loan” is so the middle-class kid may borrow, go to college for four years, and get the aforementioned job, so they never again ask me for a cigarette in front of that filthy disgrace of a train station in Los Angeles, California.

Get it? Oh, excuse me for not being one of the practitioners of new postmodern politico-babble, where shit happens, like poor Bernie Sanders having to interrupt a supposedly liberal NPR talking head to say, “Wait a minute. First, let me answer the question.” My Air Force Colonel daddy’s girlfriend heard it; I doubt she repeated it. This Hughes was listening to post-9/11 reporting from NPR. When she asked why I did not like them, I said, “Bush laid-off everyone but the spies.”

Which brings me to the many frequencies in this metro area I call “Kook Christian radio stations.” I’m biased? Insensitive? No, I actually listen to the politics & preaching, leading up to having heard your platitude and shibboleth-filled speech to the Western Conservative Summit.$ How about we talk about the many supposed “good people” who approached me while California “homeless” to:

--Allege Catholics are not Christians.
--Lay hands on me without permission and pray.
--Make promises not kept.
--Offer jobs and disappear.
--Suggest I join their Bible study group with less than $5.00 to my name.
--Argue about who was tossed to Roman lions for Jesus. I maintain they were early Catholics, as I call for the Pope to sell some artwork and abolish his position.

Organized religion? This Hughes walked away from that in 8th grade. Can we agree what I call “Bible Thumping” does not raise the GDP? What does? Investment; so I guess all Hughes capital remains not mine until  some drunk Russian soldier or Obama-loving Negro shoots my ass. Did I mention I was thinking of moving a downsized BAKER HUGHES to Baton Rouge? Your big immigrant mouth did what? Now, they are all to be shuttered. Closed. (HUGHES NETWORK SYSTEMS, HOWARD HUGHES MEDICAL INSTITUTE, AND BAKER HUGHES). The three location battle cry? “I’ve got a court order! Everybody out of my building—now!!”

Who helped in downtown LA? Spooks, drunks, dope dealers, ex-cons, thieves, gangsters, killers, actors/actresses, Hughes Aircraft retirees, mysterious foreigners, and U.S. politician kinfolk. The lesson learned? Like Howard Robard before me, “Trust no one.” C-O-U-R-T. Wouldn’t I love to get the Culver City Sergeant on a  witness stand who said, “Oh, so you’re one of those guys.” My reply was, “No, I’m the guy.” H-U-G-H-E-S.

A reasonable man I am, and I’m in need of no mood stabilizers, like Senate buddy John McCain. Given I must do business in USA while using the terms “Mafia Democrats” and “RepubliNazis” to anyone who will participate in an actual political discussion, how about this? The omnipotent “they” entered my house and took a copy of my letter to Missouri’s governor asking him to impersonate a Food Stamp recipient. You? How about the Bevo Mill area, where black guys do not like people who look like you.

No state cops, just you and me on the bus stop, pal. Trouble? They just opened a new police substation within sprinting distance. Ready? “This is the governor of Louisiana, and some dudes down the block said they were going to ‘Fuck us up’.” They might get off their butts, they might not. I await a swift reply in the Land of Opportunity.


A not related to Charles Evans,


William C. Hughes       


$ My ex-wife / San Jose, CA born leftist / U. of IN professor called my dough a “million jillion dollars.” Have faith; I’m so outraged at Democrats (save Sanders) about all that separates me from GOP is this: The Welfare State. Can’t get rid of it unless you want USA like 1917 Russia.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

"That was Under My Wheels by Alice Hooper"

"It was owned by an eccentric billionaire. He thought the air was poisoned, so he put in a filtration system. Your name is 'Hughes'? No, we don't have credit here. You were choked in your Nissan? I guess the filter will work. Sure, the car will start. A bank draft? Why sure. You lived at a 911 address right after 9/11? That's really something. You could not breathe? Well, this is the used car for you. Ron! Get this car ready! He's got a big check! His name is Hughes. No shit! Where 'ya from?"

"Let's go out to Sherman Oaks and get some organic dates. What? Didn't I tell you? I don't talk that damn spy talk!"

Who?

Saturday, October 24, 2015

"I just got out of jail, and..."





HUGHES DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES CRIME REPORT

--Pair of GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER "FREE TABLE" GLASSES
[Deputy, I did not steal them, you did!]

--All pleasantly scented LUTHERAN COMMUNITY CARE CENTER pinched from expensive hotels by mafia mom's & dad's hygiene products (shampoo, soap, deodorant, skin lotion, sun block, toothpaste, toothbrush, NO CONDOMS-yet)

--Bag of food I
--Bag of food II
--Phone numbers
--Phone numbers II
--Bag of food III
[Homeless stealing from homeless? Nope, LA Copper & DeputyDawg want a Snickers Bar with delusional "secret codes" from the Secret Service, who are swarming. Why? Talk to me on the train when you buy me a ticket].

--Samsung phone [Is my outline of the nasty got you by the balls & cunt hairs serious book on the Secret Service safe, Jason? I read it to Bob, who I accused of being a big-time drug dealer. And where do you think my new toothbrush came from?]

Fair Editors, it really is Howard's grandson, and if I had the money, the ad would read:

"Give back the Hughes Samsung cell phone stolen in front of Union Station with the minutes used up, and there will be no questions asked. Reward? That requires money."

Run it anyway! Complimentary? Gratis? No way to contact me without the phone. However, the same number is going on my AT&T phone the Jet Propulsion Laboratory gave me. This also requires money. Not them? Contact JPL in Pasadena and I think they will confirm it.

Not a "news story?"
Suit yourself.


William C. Hughes
hughesaerospace@aol.com 

Typed August 25, 2013
And who brought the train fare?
She said, regarding Missourah:
"Are you sure?"

"Officer, my I.D. floated down the Los Angeles River, and everyone has been too busy with something or other for three fucking years, so no one has been able to take me to get a..."

Friday, October 23, 2015

Hurricane PatriC.I.A.






I’ve attached my e-mail text that went to the AZ ABC TV station.

Why would I be pissed/miffed/livid/angry/not happy with print media that is no longer in print?

About a year and a half ago, Post-Dispatch scribe BILL MCCLELLAN said: “Just keep doing what you’re doing.”

About eight months ago, Bill said to Bill Hughes, “It’s been nice talking with you,” strongly implying I’m going someplace, with no driver’s license, no car, and no accomplices.

Did I mention I was Mr. McClellan’s “background source” for some seamy mental health related articles he receives a salary for writing? Me? A bunch of crap under a Republican named Bush and a Democrat named 
Obama.

Want some ESP?

I foresee an outraged DONALD TRUMP ejected from the GOP convention hall. He will allege they are “goons” and run for p……

As an Independent candidate. My top secret countermeasure?

The clue is: “Ed forgot to file the papers.”

In that event, the two (I) candidates are the race, and as for your mysterious Electoral College, this Brit has been gunning for that ever since a high school teacher said, “Theoretically, you could end up with a President and Vice President from different parties.”

How?

Ask Rand Paul ( R )-KY for a free copy of Tom Jefferson’s work. He had sex with slave girls? Terrible! Horrible man! I’ve been told by someone who would know I’ll like New Zealand when I get some of my own damn MONEY.

I’m running for office? No, I’m in the truck like an NFL football broadcast. This is why the elders of our family made the kids watch The Wizard of Oz every holiday season. Not until 2020? I’ve always wanted to meet a Prague prostitute.

Bill


Jeb Bush is out of money? Man, has the world gone bonkers?

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Yes sir. Yes sir.

"Now Howard, we may need your help. How about you go stir-up those Japs and maybe they will attack. I need some more money in here to fight those Huns. Not your money, of course. Churchill's in a pickle, and if only we could mobilize against those Krauts, they'd be stopped. Go over to Tokyo and piss them off. If they try to retaliate, Congress will give me a..." 

DEPUTY
We call them 'freaks'. Don't pay any attention to them.

HUGHES
Don't you guys have something to do? There could be a purse snatcher or drunk guy over there. 

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

www.hoax.mil



Can't afford Poland Water, general?
That crap on the table is filtered tap water.
Read the label like Leon.
He knows I'm right.  

Sunday, October 18, 2015

011 44 300 222 0000




In keeping with the Presidential Restitution Act of 2016, I’m preparing urban Baggy Pants Boy’s Selective Service letter that will end his crack dealing. By e-mail? Someone will tell me how to do it. Big party out in the country corn field with white lightning and new pickup trucks that have never done a lick of work? Drunken oral sex? Son, you too are in the USA’s military soon, while President Hughes watches a big war on a screen my company invented in 1979. I did smoke some “weed” back then. Probably not as much as Jeb Bush. Try any “hard drugs,” Trump? Did anybody screen those guys? Are they fit to serve as County Clerk? Be honest. 




Next? Under the terms of the legislation, Mr. Dewey will be your next president. Truman won? No, he knew a sufficient number of KC mobsters.




Is there a Nixon in the house? Disqualified by the terms of the Act as I read it, since Dick tried again and won in 1968. The 1960 election? Ask Jimmy Carter about it, if he is still with us.




Al, it’s you next, and what a fine piece of legislation it is, thanks to that genius, Paul Ryan. Gore’s too old to serve by then? He has better things to do? The next Gore down the (D) line will do. James Baker has run to court? Good luck! I’m sure he has money for endless litigation. Is he still alive? I’ll find out soon if the Crick.et has not run dry of bandwidth.

Middleton stole my shirt!

©Billghami el Salami, USAF Ret.