Heckle & Jeckyl

When the man said "Hold it, don't go out there" I said, "Who the hell are you?" He then looked over his SS shoulder for instructions. I was a busy man, and walked away. Later? Same moderately-priced suit as when he was arresting "Squeaky." Better get to Car-X, moron!!

GERALD FORD in the theater?
Man, it takes Hughes awhile to get the joke.
My joke? "Gerald had lost his job, like I would." At Jones, you meth crazed idiot! In my house yet? Steal the mail yet? 

Legal theory 401 = "Is your name Hughes?"

CAPTAIN HOWARD, I may be forced to call the county mounties on you!

Oh, that alley!!!