"Doctor, I fantasize about having sex with female politicians."
"Why?"
"My libido has been suppressed by narcissistic, uncaring fascists who control everything in the U.S."
"Are you in control now?"
"Yes, and why am I paying for this?"
"I must charge a fee, Mister Hughes."
"I must have dinner tonight."
"Tell me about your Chicago deep dish pizza fantasies."
"It's a Saab. It really is."
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