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Hans, a Plane Crash Makes a Big Mess

Photo by AirDisasterGhouls.com

When Hughes opens his e-mail attachments, it’s truly “amazing” to see what is there. For example, with no .mil internet, how would I know Ed Asner is still alive? Local joke? “Good thing Ed does not work at the Post-Dispatch.” The e-mail from Geospatial is where? The photo was of what? My 9/11 joke has long been, “Hani! Hani, hit the brakes!” We civilians love the veiled military threat! They want the City of Saint Louis to help them stay and spy from space? I’ve got news for you: The city has no money. Thousands of absentee landlords, and you had to attend a conference at Harvard to figure out why? Sheer genius, and I have but one word: JOB. People of all colors need to have a job.  

Who’s Baker? Meet Andrew

An Alderman said the same thing as the locksmith? What was that statement? “There are people selling crack on my corner, too.” Is it too much to ask to reside someplace where no one is using and selling illicit drugs? There is no such place? What did “Dave the Cop” say? “Legalize everything.” And what did I say at “Paul Turner’s Bug House?” See me outside the United States, where I’ll be happy to explain my rebuttal, and if a George Wallace “egghead” publisher is found, you may read the lopped-off first chapter of my book about DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS…

Carmen Bryan’s resume has been e-mailed to me. Why?

It took a 1978 plane crash photo to figure it out. Ready for allegations of “mental illness?” Sorry, we just can’t have an intelligent discussion unless you read AAR 7905 in its entirety. I remembered the photo, so I looked up the report out of Year of Our Lord 2009 “homeless” boredom. By the time of our AA O’Hare engine separation, the staff was most definitely “looking the other way” on chunks of NTSB reports in excess of my 12 pages per day CRPD mandated limit.

Another 1987 clue? A guy employed by the same airline shot the flight crew, and the plane crashed, but nothing remained except a little hole in the ground. You believed that story? I think I need the D.C. fireman’s photos returned that depict a little hole in many Pentagon walls. A big airplane just does not do that. You were told what? “The engines vaporized.” No, they did not. That requires an airplane that was never there. Where is the publicly available interview with people who said, “I was driving to work, and saw a big jet airliner headed toward the Pentagon.” Where are these transcripts, Jeh Johnson? As we can see from a real plane crash, it creates a big area full of wreckage and stuff on fire. Junk is scattered over a wide area, and soldiers, I did not see any of this on the Pentagon lawn in 2001. Did you? Photos of a drunk Hilton before the introduction of the I-pod are relevant, sailor. It would be many years before this rational skeptic would wonder, “Does everybody see what I see on that internet?” And, for more “Back to the future,” there apparently was a “mystery plane” seen flying around 1978 San Diego, just like 2001 Washington.

 

“Who are these guys?” we are allowed to wonder, along with, “When it will stop raining?” Did you read about military attempts to control weather in the 1960’s? Many diodes have come off the TRW line since then, my friends. NASA has launched a bunch of junk and gone nowhere, I think we can all agree. What do you need to have to travel like in your Star Wars movie(s) I hate? By the way, Carrie does not like them either, but she is well compensated to be in them.

 

Here’s the photo! Why were the cops dressed like that in 2012? They were agitated, because they do not understand what a 2002 Tarus wagon is doing there. They’d never seen one. Tom’s VW bus is from their time, the car is not! (Tom is dead, I’m told. Bill McClellan dead yet? Not yet?) HHMI needs a cold shut down, doesn’t it? Got a new virus? Got a new disease? Got a cancer accelerant? Research, my ass! Back to “time tricks,” I now realize they think I’m playing a Hollywood trick on them! Why did a deputy from the past scrape a “14,” meaning valid until the 2014 renewal month, off the California license plate that had not changed? No Taser. No body camera. Old uniforms. Old guns. Old car. Not a Hollywood trick. They were from the past. When they drove away into the night, I’d thought, “That cop car looks kind of old.” Now I know why.   

 

JPL, the joke is on you!  

 

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“Tonight, we’re live from the Ventura County Sheriff Station in Simi Valley, and we’ll be talking to a German with a cult and a thought disorder. He’s been seeing UFO’s, and talking to alien beings since the early 1970’s. People, his royalty checks just keep coming. A fertile question is how the chief of the UFO club could be named “Bill Hughes.” It’s a small world, that’s all it is, and many people have the same name, many look like Prince Harry and Kate Middleton, so there is, we can rest assured, no correlation between the Kansas City Royals and Prince William. We can also take some of your T Mobile text messages at… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::  

 SHE'S ON THE LOOKOUT! (FOR ISLAMIC STATE HUNKY GUYS).

KDFW

The photo that started it all - in 1988

And who is in the alley, drug shit?
ANDREW BAKER???
Not likely!

How's the ventilation in that aircraft?
I threw out a closet full of OLD SPICE.
Later, it was BRUT.

Yuk!

[Give the man a new seat, before he expires]
[In that event, would TSA allow a door to open?]

Bad weather?
Throw your dead off the airplane!

"Sorry, Mister Hughes. The internet will be off tonight upon arrival in Los Angeles, pending the arrival of a competent hitman. The plane is crashing? Be sure to put your head between your legs, near your asses, and kiss...  

William’s Holiday AAAA Tour Book

Photo by Remote Spookhouse, LLC

When I was in Paris, it was hot, the place was deserted, and as usual, a C.I.A. puke showed to explain to me how there was some type of malfunction within the Eiffel tower. I remember him pointing at the structure and saying, “You can only go up that high.” I said? “I’m not climbing all of those fucking stairs.” Good information or bad? Later, when I realized SpyGurls with French Doors may have more going on than meets the already figured on all that crap Hughes eyes, I declared, “I’ll melt the damn thing.”

No need to get “rad” if the crack security forces of EU nations keep finding hoax bombs on Air France, long ago derided by my in-laws as “Air Chance.” Someday, I’ll tell real 20 something year-old travelers the best second hand airplane story this Hughes has ever heard. Better than the General Dynamics man’s tale of an emergency landing gear manual crank in action. I said, before I was sure of the HH stuff, “Why worry about that? They can foam the runway and shit.”

So, for the record, I did not go up in the Eiffel Tower, but near the legs I wisecracked to someone in 1977 about the eventual return of Fascist forces. I hate being right so often. On the topic of air scares, Bill’s idea of wealthy guy fun is to lease/buy the Boeing simulator, dim the lights, and put our young people in there. “It looks so primitive,” they would say of the 1969 Boeing dashboard. Same near-disaster story, with audio, visual, and tactile illustrations, not “hallucinations.” Ready? “Aw, I don’t see it. I don’t see a fucking thing. Look! There’s some light! We got it! Papa’s got it! Hold on! Aw, shit! It’s I-35, and…We’re hamburger! Now, goddamn it! Rack it up again! I’ll hit it next time! I’ll get it right! [Eventually, they will become bored, make polite excuses, and leave. See the genius at work?]

  Mao Sokun Ana

Thanks to BUTA technologies (Bugged Up The Ass), even John Kerry has been alerted to the fact his State Department alerted this Hughes to another vaunted position held by a Hughes, that being Secretary of State. This Hughes would not take that job in exchange for a stable of nimble Russian whores. (Physical appearance is important, right Barbie?) The longstanding threat has been free passage to Persia, where Hughes has no time to study the Koran. How about I climb the prayer tower and ask, “What are you hollering?” The guy went to Oxford, and he’ll tell me in the King’s English, soldier! What are you afraid of, besides Putin’s indiscriminate bombing of whoever he pleases. Trump likes it, and on some level, I do too.

Mido Elmedany

 

Bill did not see that video, and if the Skull & Bones number is that, I’m not afraid to say, “Room 322, please.” The girls will be instructed to tie bed sheets together, so I can get out when George Tenant checks-in and pulls the fire alarm. Granny taught me that. Which one? None of your business!

  

Nabilah Putri

Now he has to get serious and make threats. Why bother, as there are plenty of yak yak and tweet tweets doing that. As long as I don’t know about them—no problem!

Sandra Bland

Maybe Bob’s telescope could look up the rear end of certain Texas officials, and see…? Only darkness, and many malodorous situations & substances. I swear to God, if I purchased an Ativan pill off the street, a cop car would be dispatched with dispatch. The Post-Dispatch? Unspeakable! (I only impersonate Donald Trump’s Midwest Coordinator). Let’s start that e-mail…Donald, given that black people do vote, I suggest you tone down the…

Bob Gaskin

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