KDFW

The photo that started it all - in 1988

And who is in the alley, drug shit?
ANDREW BAKER???
Not likely!

How's the ventilation in that aircraft?
I threw out a closet full of OLD SPICE.
Later, it was BRUT.

Yuk!

[Give the man a new seat, before he expires]
[In that event, would TSA allow a door to open?]

Bad weather?
Throw your dead off the airplane!

"Sorry, Mister Hughes. The internet will be off tonight upon arrival in Los Angeles, pending the arrival of a competent hitman. The plane is crashing? Be sure to put your head between your legs, near your asses, and kiss...