DickDaBelt Way

The Kennedy library will be closed for renovations until further notice. NARA recommends a visit to the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Be sure to buy some souvenirs, or else.

U.S. Navy Seal Dumpster Divers will be polishing-up Charles Hughes' machine for the Smithsonian. His son will be there to denigrate USA's current president at length, and kick off the big Jack Schlossberg push to lower the age for White House detention.

At times I seem to be speaking Greek. Perhaps I should learn their language and emigrate if John Kerry's troops could look up my mother's birthday and thereby complete the Passport "stumper" question. The family knows? What family?