Di is not dead? Man, those French intel types are crafty bastards!
Prozac, my ass!
Attention
Spooks -
What
does the sensible writer do when every keystroke is being stolen in real-time?
You
put some on the Google site foreign-born pricks took and won’t give back. It had
a complete copy in the draft folder along with photos from my now deceased Star Trek actor-helper. Why did the box
go away? Partly because I was “BrainJacked” by your murderous criminals at the
Pentagon into remembering the passcode, but forgetting my own e-mail address. A
guy named WILLIAM BLUM wrote back to that box, but he’s nobody I ever want to
know. Who is P—R----?
You
put some on the Yahoo box CBS “players” wrote to in 2012. KMOX? A shell of what
it used to be. [You may now sound the EBS tone, Schlossberg]. I said, “They
need the scary tone back.” They put it back, ladies. Is it time for the end of
the world yet? That’s the Hughes intelligence world specialty, and as my
thug-mailgurl said, “I’m ready to go.” Where are the Glomar-recovered 800
kiloton Russian nukes? Not at my semi-scummy hotel.
You
also save the material on gifted storage devices generously donated by creepy
spies. Jason the terror specialist Marine said, “Those will never run.” They
lit. They transferred the intellectual property to Bill Clinton’s laptop. [See
his comedy video, because the gift-giver of that piece of shit is not seeing
mine, nor are you]. Why not kill a “Castle Doctrine” violator spy soon, P--?
Calling your “coke cops” yet?
Also,
be sure to write on senior center scrap paper and have it stolen by fascist heroin
kops who need a good old Harry Truman nuking. Don’t forget to get it back after
the B--- family fails to pay enough to effect your “murder by cop.” You forgot
a few pages, deputy.
FACT:
Deputy no name said, “Give me the screenplay.”
FACT:
Some lesbian bitch in a brown uniform gave most of it back.
Want
a civil war? I like mine hot. You lose. Got some radiation treatment pills Sal
invented? My ex whispered to me about her dad’s achievement during a movie
called The China Syndrome.”
Recently, I looked up his still marketed antidote on the company’s website. She
was not lying.
This
writer gave up on the 9th of 10 screenplays. What happened? I
forgot. Whatever it was, it motivated me to write down all of the missing
scenes and go looking for them in a dozen files. There’s still one I have to
flesh-out, but the one that really pissed me off I now think the shithead
sheriff in a suit stole. He’s not sitting in his own jail if I’m related to HH?
Are you nuts? Speaking only for myself, I’d rather not be tortured ever since
Ms. B---------- said, “Be careful around P--.” In cahoots? In shit up to your bulging
eyeballs? Sorry, I can’t help with that garbage.
The
re-written stolen scene? Here it is. Steal! Steal! Steal!
Movie
deal? No, take the money & run. I’d like to go anywhere that is not soon controlled
by Hillary’s gangsters or Trump’s Vegas thugs. Bahamas, Mexico, or Nicaragua? A
séance with Howie won’t help, because he figured I could kick your totalitarian
asses solo.
BH
The
Jeep now hurtles down the road with the Chinese Airman in back.
CHINESE
AIRMAN
I
heard an explosion.
BILL
(shouting)
Who
gives a shit?
Light
tosses a candy bar over his shoulder.
The
Chinese Airman catches it.
LIGHT
Snickers
satisfies!
CHINESE
AIRMAN
Where
are we?
BILL
A
good question we've been trying to address. Got any gizmos that still work?
Chinese
Airman pulls a device out of his bag.
Hands
it up to Light as he eats the Snickers.
CHINESE
AIRMAN
Check
this out.
LIGHT
What
is it?
BILL
We
ain't got one.
LIGHT
Keep
your eyes on the road.
The
device is seen as more EXPLOSIONS are heard.
LIGHT
(cont'd)
Holy
cow! Will it do the laundry too, or just find the joint?
BILL
We
need some sort of a decision here.
CHINESE
AIRMAN
How
about you stop the Jeep?
BILL
You
got it.
The
Jeep pulls into a small clearing.
Light
tosses the device backwards.
LIGHT
Nice.
I'll describe it to a pencil neck.
CHINESE
AIRMAN
You
do that. I'm going back where I came from.
The
Chinese Airman hops out of the Jeep.
LIGHT
Shooting
flares and shit?
CHINESE
AIRMAN
Worth
a try.
Light
and Bill watch as he walks into the brush.
They
continue on.
LIGHT
Onward
and upward.
BILL
Fuck
that. Who's shooting at who?
CUT
TO:
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