Halt! Cigarettes are illegal. Take them to the reefer re-education camp immediately!
08.27.2016
Mr.
Matar-
Greetings
from Saint Louis Missouri, where there once was a Mercury and Gemini space
capsule under construction, until the Apollo program came along. Since the last
moon mission, the USA had not really had a space program, which explains why
the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) thought it was comical to carpool on the parking
lot where I was “stuck” and rendered homeless.
Incredibly,
the U.S. Government probably wonders why I am intent on finding an Iranian
woman who gave me a hat. If I’m related to Howard Hughes, the drill bit is
going to Dubai, and I’m living out my life in the EU. My, I wish I knew where.
Have
a great day,
William
C. Hughes
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