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12-25-2017

Steve –

Now, Santa has brought some broken toys that politicians must fix. Here comes the tirade. (Reading time = 10 min. for you, 30 for morons).

What does it mean when Cumulus – a radio network – locks-in Bill’s android number and the Wayside’s phone number into their call-taking computers? One good movie, and Bill’s an angry, ranting, cursing governor not like Reagan at all.

I called last Friday to imitate Dean Martin singing holiday songs. I was not put on the air, but I should be. Meanwhile, the wealthy Santa Barbara County crew told me our bad girl is marrying the secret soldier. I’d have at least a year to buy a quirky gift, or the usual interlopers would try to blame me if the engagement blows up like the WTC towers. “I didn’t do it” is what I’ve had to say since my grade school nun had me on detention for Mike Moody’s fight. I was supposed to stop it like a boxing ref, I was told.

The only activity that would keep me here would be the raising of what I call “Bill Otto cash” to run as an Independent (I) against Senator “bitchface” McCaskill. [That’s $400-$500,000]. Nobody has any money? The movie industry does. I thought I could win by a Doug Moore margin where I used to knock on the door with shotguns and assault rifles on the other side. The stump joke? “My Motorola phone did not shoot anything.” [That’s Franklin & Jefferson Counties, plus other towns where I’ve either gone trout fishing, sat in boring state government meetings, or drove through town buzzed on bad weed].

No deputy or cop ever bothered me, and you surely recall the green Datsun 1200. Sometimes a stern lecture was delivered along with the keys. It started like this: “If you wreck my fucking car, I’m going to…”]. Passengers like Rich Hall made a lot of money and Sue Smith already had a ton. They were never denied transportation, to my recollection. My top source on what I call “spy novel crap” suddenly has a failing memory, and it might not be another case of militant lying to keep Bill “stuck” at this motel.

Do you see all of the ads for sleep aids, pain medication, and fish oils to help your memory? The Woodstock generation that got wealthy just can’t blame it on their 10,000 LSD trips, so they want Medicare A, B, & D to stay intact, I am sure. Gosh, I’m sorry I read hundreds of thousands of political journals and low circulation psychiatric publications. Some of them printed my article. Two did it more than once!

My field of expertise went from “Mental Health” to “Behavioral Health, to “brain health” and you were not in my cubicle when I gave oral dissertations about why “behavioral” is a bad yardstick. I’ve also dipped the Shell dipstick in a huge underground tank, and man that stuff smells bad. You were not in LA when I complained next to the Chevron truck. “Where the fuck is your camera now?” I asked newly released LA County Jail inmates. The Al Jazeera guy said what? The actress said what? I know what I told the jail bus deputy driver after he had been to Subway. It was, “You are not getting me on that bus.” Can you yell “Fuck you!” at LAPD? No, you cannot, and think about why I can, if you would.

Democrats

First, Joe Kennedy III can kiss my ass. He apparently stands ready to sponsor a run-around for weeks like Joe Biden’s troops did. Meanwhile, bodies are falling dead as with [Marlborough’s “Alien Pulse” started on the AM band before I could type Hillary Clinton’s name]. I told the FCC about it, but like John K---- said, “Nobody cares.” Steve, these monstrous radio towers could be reduced to one, not three, if anybody listened to me. Do you know I drove down here in high school to look at the one at Makenzie Point? It was KDNL 30’s property when it first went up. Later, as a psychotherapist and mental health community worker I took a short cut by it. Little did I know there is a better route by the bowling alley I am sure is selling cocaine along with hamburgers.

Back to Hillary, if bodies fall dead nearby in sufficient number, I guess the right wingnuts can call her “Killary” and not be in any legal trouble because of your First Amendment that needs a little tweaking, I’d say. My stump joke that should be on KMOX 1120 next month? “Speak out under the First Amendment, get killed by the Second.” What is a “militia” Steve? It is not the guys firing rifles near me in Brighton and Jonesboro Illinois. Both Ann and Janet said, “They must be out hunting.” Neither of those women are related to me, though one needs to be arrested for thinking she is along with defrauding Social Security and taking more of my “stuff.”

Did you say “Bernie?” Worthless, and I have put in my request to drop the word “revolution” from their propaganda. Okay, so leftist youth want much in life for free. Won’t happen in my time on this Earth if I live as long as Charlie Hughes. Moving along to Clinton’s new wrinkle cream, I’ve already said, “Get the wheelchair and run her again.” It is a sure way to have the State and Justice Departments making sense again. Problem? Hillary likes all missiles and tanks that need funding too. The simple solution is to “Eat the rich” and their many crazed pyramid schemes. [I predicted the Bitcoin crash on my comedy blog]. Is the market at 8,000 yet?

The distinguished Senator from New York who is male should be selling used cars, and the female is there because Caroline Kennedy and Ed won’t do what Richard Blum and Diane did. Yes, all of your “shell companies” must be disclosed. Remember? When Hillary left the Senate, Kennedy turned her nose up at RFK’s old seat, like the royals they think they are. Pal, the first Hughes came with royal land grants and plenty ‘o cash. As I told someone in England, “They came in a wooden boat.” This cannot be disputed, like my undeserved traffic tickets should have been.

Summary: If the party can’t find its center, if not a soul, they will continue losing elections.

Republicans

All quasi-socialists who are ready to nuke Moscow should have a “Republican Friend,” and I have too many of them at this point. John McCain’s three troopers said, “You will be converted” in 2008, and you were not there. A bona fide right-wing talk show host called me “Hughes buddy” and I am. I use simple economic examples, like alleging Senator Sanders would insist on profits if he owned a donut shop. The one near this motel has closed.

The GOP strategy will likely remain “Slime and bully the other guy,” and I believe this is why Jeff Flake quit the Senate. He’d rather spend time with his family, whereas I don’t have one. Their far right seems to believe only the privately held dollar matters. This is not the old Barry Goldwater stuff, and I boast of reading and enjoying all of Goldwater’s books. Mom called him “A crazy man.”

The traditional suburban Republican does not know what to make of their civil war, but I just heard a female on TV say they are learning to like Trump. This endangers every Negro languishing in a jail or prison. What did Trump’s buddy in Turkey just do? He issued an edict that says all opponents may be fucked with, and there shall be no legal consequences. He also fired a bunch of public servants & military staff.

Can’t happen here? Think again, Mr. Liberal.

Democrats do not have the votes to impeach Mr. Trump.

The 25^th Amendment will never be invoked.

He will not resign over ass grabbing like Al Franken did.

“Batshit crazy” said his pal, yet unless the Electoral College is abolished, there is nothing to be done about nutty, poll-rigging presidents. How about pray?

Movies? Bill made a few movies?

Not one word of “Doomsday One” here, or maybe ever. The GOP does not want ICBM’s launched, en route toward Boeing junk that does not work, and with the president in that AF One plane, my line when he bursts on to the flight deck is:

“Gentlemen, I’m having a bad day. Could you get this thing in the air?”

What can an actor say but, “Yes sir.”

Good thing some real general said “We don’t follow unlawful orders.”

If Trump rabble are the new Republican “center,” why would I care, since I’m going back to Wales? I think they think he is delivering on some promises, so he stays for four years. Then what? I’d rather eat greasy fish & chips on the dole than face that. And, I now have a female with pink hair to meet me at the Gatwick gate. What’s the delay, Steve?

Summary: Find a “moderate” fast, or split in two. The new party is all about supporting Charlottesville shit? I thought the Nazi Party was discredited after a big war. Maybe not, and I’m not the one to think of a clever name like the “Freedom Party.” Did Rosary make you read 1984? I recall buying a fresh copy in 2004. I wonder where it went.

Bill