Monday, May 27, 2019

Gasoline & Tornado Alley

No U.S. Navy ship can change the weather...we hope. 

05-23-2019  10:06 a.m.


Steve – About 12 hours after I added this to your e-mail not yet sent and dated 05/21/19, now I must add this:

CHARLIE’S TORNADO: 09-29-1927
MARGARET’S TORNADO: 02-10-1959
BILL’S TORNADO: 06-10-1996
TONY’S TORNADO: 04-03-2014

GOVERNOR MIKE’S TORNADO: 05-22-2019

See how I can’t keep up? I see via a New York Times headline that 3 were killed in Missouri, but no one died in Jeff City. I cannot read this news story, or one in the Kansas City Star because I have exceeded my number of free articles. On the topic of what I call “National Socialism” and the “Transactional Society,” here is my “pitch” for a cheap-o movie called…

Pay, Pay, Pay
A man with a backpack decides to “Grab a room” at a budget motel and after some free Wi-Fi research proves he’s a very wealthy guy, but nobody wants any “rent” except the Innkeeper from India. Watch the rack rate go to 2.5 million a night as our lone guest has no alternative but to pay, pay, pay. Every young African-American actor in LA wants the old Johnny Guitar Watson line of, “I can’t touch that with a sky hook” as the rate appears on a cheap-looking sign. Many also want to play the Indian Prime Minister, who shows with the networks to say, “Dees is very good for the balance of trade.” Is the Nehru jacket back after a mere 20 million has been disbursed?


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