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Dear Bernie Democrat:

Identify this man or an old dude will kill you.

01.29.2017

Dear Democrat:

In sixth grade, my teacher took away some notebooks. They were full of comic strip parody of Star Trek and Lost in Space. I had written the jokes, and sadly, my cartoonist Kevin Kezele died young. That was 1966. In 2012, the Sheriff of a California county illegally took some more notebooks. I had them returned, and then someone took them again!

That’s part of why I’d like to beat the tar out of all Democrats who think they can send Ann Wagner home to support the Trump madness out of her home, not from the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives. In keeping with my parody skills, and my many conversations with Bill McClellan, I’ve enclosed my Post-Dispatch endorsement a bit ahead of time.

I’m not a big fan of the Post, and I’m not your typical Democrat. I enjoy talking to ardent Trump supporters, and I might have voted for him as a “protest” had I been allowed to. You see, every time I’ve tried to register and vote since 2006, something goes wrong. In fact, since about 2003, I’ve wondered, “What is going wrong next?” The long string of crashed computers, vandalized & wrecked cars, and stolen cell phones is fertile material for local voters, if not the police.

In fact, and old associate from Moline Acres just yesterday said I should think about local issues, and not so much about the national mess made in my field of expertise, health care.

Here they are!

“White Flight” and the depopulation of my district (#2)

A rapidly deteriorating business climate and job loss

Illegal drugs

Prostitution and pornography

Impaired and ineffective police

“Big Box” retail stores and what I call “check cashing shacks” proliferating

The crass ignorance of many young people

One example: When I was in high school and college, I could identify every U.S. president by portrait from 1900 to the present. According to a TV show I saw, many at good universities today do not know former presidents by sight. Here is what my late dad called a “verbatim” with two young people in one of the wealthiest of USA’s Zip Codes.

“Do you know who Lady Bird Johnson was?”

“Nope.”

How about Lyndon Johnson?

“Uh…no.”

What about Ronald Reagan?”

“He was from Texas.”

“No, try California.”

“How about John F. Kennedy?”

“He got his head blown off.”

“Good, at least you know that.”

Would you like me on the Internet for cost per pupil statistics? It is likely 10-12 times what a “poor” Missouri school district spends. I don’t know how to fix that, except to maybe develop a formula to distribute the federal Department of Education budget where it is needed locally.

That makes me too “conservative?” How about stripping almost all tax deductions from the truly wealthy to where they pay 50-70% on each additional billionaire dollar? Don’t call me a “socialist,” when Richard M. Nixon endorsed that too. [Oops! That’s a “half-truth,” because Nixon surely supported the tax breaks, but if you did not have a requisite army of tax accountants and lawyers, you could get “soaked’ back then by Uncle Sam at a positively British rate of taxation].

Sorry I read all of those political philosophers and political economist’s books. I promise to dumb it down to “More blunt than Bernie.” At least one Democrat governor’s staff likes it already, and you may feel free to guess which state. Clue: Follow my family tree back to about 1700.

Hope to talk to you soon,

William Hughes

INsane! OUTrageous

Don't talk bad about Johnny!
You sick-o right-wingNut.

I would love to chat on the phone about my source at Boeing who worked on one of those ABM programs. I recall phone conversations dating back to 1999 and 2000 during which I said, “Those tests are rigged, aren’t they?” The General Dynamics-Boeing man admitted they were. More recently on CNN, I heard a scientist say that with an element of surprise, “They can’t hit the Energizer Bunny balloon.” He may have been exaggerating, but not by much, given the much heralded “Fog of War.” The “fog” would be very brief, and a Commander In Chief has to react quickly. There’s so much to discuss if you’d like to respond by e-mail or call. Personally, I have long thought the U.S. response to a nuclear aggressor has been “regionalized” as the Russians always have organized their forces. In my screenplay, the president will run the battle, of course.

Have a great day,

William C. Hughes

General Grant Village

How's Deputy Johnson doing? 

 

This Hughes knows “mental” when he sees it. Due to this factor, few fake friends from “The Valley” have stayed in touch. However, I have located my loyal assistants Jill & Rachel. When I hire them and they both dress in black clothing, we shall have it going on, I predict. I promised them three times their teacher and psychologist salaries, so after everyone is paid, of course we all know the writer lives in his car with a Wal Mart sleeping bag for company.

Thanks for the memories,

William C. Hughes

[Writer, psychotherapist, and no slave to fashion]

Life Expentancy

Mayor Buck was not a slave working for deaf droids in Fullerton, or was he?

 

"When I was outside Los Angeles, a guy I called “The Producer’s Idiot Nephew” introduced me to a man who had made some comedy movies you may have seen. He said, “This guy can do it all.” We ended up talking about cigarette additives and not movies, but trust me, that’s how you get “in” with those wealthy maniacs. I confess to meeting a porn star who made me dinner fully clothed. They are people like you and I. Don Trump knows this, but I don’t know Courtney that well!"

Branson, Mo Prayer Hour

Granny had an artifact just like the Pope's.
Where did it go?
ATTENTION ALL FEDS:
Get off the Internet.
You fool few citizens.

Now, from the No One Cares Department, a list of all nations who sent someone to talk to a destitute, unemployed social worker from Missouri. In no particular order, they are:

SOUTH AFRICA

AUSTRALIA

FRANCE

ALGERIA

ZIMBABWE

NIGER

FINLAND

CHILE

CHINA

TAIWAN

JAPAN

VENEZUELA

BOSNIA

CUBA

HAITI

ITALY

IRELAND

RUSSIA

PERU

IRAN

EGYPT

GERMANY

BELGIUM

COLUMBIA

CAMBODIA

SWITZERLAND

PANAMA

MEXICO

GUATEMALA

Last, but not least…

INDIA

My HollyHelper learned the Indian language in Yoga class?

Don’t think so, Shithead.

At a certain motel I said, “Jay is a butt head in any language.”

Good night.      

* I will be phoning-in my congratulations to CIA over Ms. Haspel withdrawing her name from the beauty contest among your Drug & Thugs +Murder Inc. contracting agency. Bill Clinton spoke at the new building, and then would not read their daily reports. Shame on that two-faced hillbilly! Had his spouse won with more votes, I think I’d trade-off lower stock market figures for a government that makes sense. I recall saying this to a few CA bums about the presidency: “I’d sleep all day. The government runs itself.” I trust in a Hilton Hotel lobby of the future, I shall say, “Why must I pay?” at the front desk. The name? RAY THEON. Remember, “General Motors should stick to making cars.” And? “Doesn’t General Electric make light bulbs?”

Lawyers.con.net

JeffCo? It's a fright, alright.

"I told you of the hundreds of responsible people who have implied or admitted I am related to Howard Hughes, Jr. without anyone ever disputing the claim. And, they were not “cherry-picked.” That’s what I’d like to do with a jury in the D.C. circuit. My latest “layman lawyer” scheme is to file on all corporate raiders who robbed the Hughes family. How badly? I am down to a ripped pair of Dockers, no money for shoes, and no photo of my own mother. However, the DNA will match! Then, every one of these companies with a lawyer on K Street would come running, but they could not disprove the claim. So, the rest would be up to statutes and judicial interpretations of them." 

To enforce rights, you have to be granted a right.