Branson, Mo Prayer Hour

Granny had an artifact just like the Pope's.
Where did it go?
ATTENTION ALL FEDS:
Get off the Internet.
You fool few citizens.

Now, from the No One Cares Department, a list of all nations who sent someone to talk to a destitute, unemployed social worker from Missouri. In no particular order, they are:

SOUTH AFRICA

AUSTRALIA

FRANCE

ALGERIA

ZIMBABWE

NIGER

FINLAND

CHILE

CHINA

TAIWAN

JAPAN

VENEZUELA

BOSNIA

CUBA

HAITI

ITALY

IRELAND

RUSSIA

PERU

IRAN

EGYPT

GERMANY

BELGIUM

COLUMBIA

CAMBODIA

SWITZERLAND

PANAMA

MEXICO

GUATEMALA

Last, but not least…

INDIA

My HollyHelper learned the Indian language in Yoga class?

Don’t think so, Shithead.

At a certain motel I said, “Jay is a butt head in any language.”

Good night.      

* I will be phoning-in my congratulations to CIA over Ms. Haspel withdrawing her name from the beauty contest among your Drug & Thugs +Murder Inc. contracting agency. Bill Clinton spoke at the new building, and then would not read their daily reports. Shame on that two-faced hillbilly! Had his spouse won with more votes, I think I’d trade-off lower stock market figures for a government that makes sense. I recall saying this to a few CA bums about the presidency: “I’d sleep all day. The government runs itself.” I trust in a Hilton Hotel lobby of the future, I shall say, “Why must I pay?” at the front desk. The name? RAY THEON. Remember, “General Motors should stick to making cars.” And? “Doesn’t General Electric make light bulbs?”