Officer, may we see your I.D. please?

Back in the mafia time machine to 1985...

I said, "I don't like the name of that band."
And she said.....

Actively Contemplating a Nuk@%$@##$$&s

STAN MUSIAL IS ACTIVELY CONTEMPLATING RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

He died? How would Bill "Incommunicado" Hughes know?

 

MVP and a Negro ballplayer

GOP Twit

 Big mafia lunch on "The Hill?"
I was not there.
OBAMA resign yet?

BIG TERRORIST!!! 

DHS Alert!! Buses & Bars Standard

Sec. 1309 of the USA Patriot Act states: 

"Should the buses be running and the taverns open during a State of Emergency, you may travel and drink unless otherwise noted."


ENDORSED BY: Jay "Big Country" Nixon  

Carondolet Assault Rifle Solution

How about an all niggah Missouri National Guard unit?
As the late Charlie Hughes said, "Silence."
No? 
I'll be forced to toss the bean can at your head and take that fucking rifle away off your dead Hoosier body.
Call the cops?
No way!
They are too busy right now.
As the "CIA Hippie" said of the Concord, NH cops...
"They have other things to do." 



bh

"The Aviator?" Recalled & Shredded

STOLEN FROM ME

LOUSY BRITISH BAND

Get it? Prince Phillip does.


wch

Cops Selling Drugs = old~~~~Cops On Drugs = new

Hey, ought to be de-certified Clayton Cops!

HUGHES rode in one of the cars depicted above. I did not know the Clayton cops were selling drugs at that time. May I provide the address to the fbi FIB SQUAD? When?

People, she was frisking visitors before entering the building.
Humping the steering wheel.
I'm not HH, but I knew what she wanted.
Occupancy Permit, please?
Indictments, please? ON THE CLAYTON COPS!!! 
"Oh, those are in Hong Kong now."
"We con.tracted that out."
"That will be 55 dollars each."

"YOU are a cop? You have the right to remain stupid."

COPS don't allow COPS to be arrested.
Ask our man for legalized murder, BOB.
Bob who?
Get out of the house much?
Got that DirecTV?

Who Better to Sponsor a "Die-In?"

Questions, Ferguson, MO protesters?

New Girlfriend / New Wheels

"Doctor, I fantasize about having sex with female politicians."
"Why?"
"My libido has been suppressed by narcissistic, uncaring fascists who control everything in the U.S."
"Are you in control now?"
"Yes, and why am I paying for this?"
"I must charge a fee, Mister Hughes."
"I must have dinner tonight."
"Tell me about your Chicago deep dish pizza fantasies."

"It's a Saab. It really is."

Rioting yet, Bob?

GREEN Exit signs?

YELLOW Fire Trucks?

The Chinese kept a copy of Google.
They have lots of manpower to build another bridge.


When does the bombing begin?
{Follow Gov. Brown's directives, if he's not too high}

Welcome to the.....

HUES RAINBOW CHURCH OF THE HOLY DOLLAR

No dollar?
We'll be forced to "call the cops" and send you to Rev. Rice.

Come for the Riot, Stay for the Affordable Housing

Rooms are booking fast in St.L for "Bob's Riot."

All "outside agitators" need to settle down eventually. Why not in beautiful North County? 

Got a lift to Las Vegas? D.C. ??

http://digital.library.unlv.edu/objects/hughes/475

Treasury cops here yet? No, you cannot have a cent, terrorists!!!

B-L-U-M = mafia


All of you!


hughes



p.s. Be sure the pic of Howard & McCarthy cuts off their heads.
Mafia? 
FIRING SQUADS AWAIT. ROLL THEIR SEVERED HEADS DOWN THE GUTTER!
Fake secret service here yet, Trish?


WW III


WATERGATE 2.0

Heckle & Jeckyl

When the man said "Hold it, don't go out there" I said, "Who the hell are you?" He then looked over his SS shoulder for instructions. I was a busy man, and walked away. Later? Same moderately-priced suit as when he was arresting "Squeaky." Better get to Car-X, moron!!

GERALD FORD in the theater?
Man, it takes Hughes awhile to get the joke.
My joke? "Gerald had lost his job, like I would." At Jones, you meth crazed idiot! In my house yet? Steal the mail yet? 

Legal theory 401 = "Is your name Hughes?"

CAPTAIN HOWARD, I may be forced to call the county mounties on you!

Oh, that alley!!!

Hinckley Must Be In the Hospital

I see who I see, my little pretties. There's relief in Mudville, as apparently, "The Cops" did not kill her in jail. Me? I'm staying for the big riot in January when the Grand Jury does...what?

fbi, not that Bob, my old supervisor!

Time for Class

OBAMAnomics
Perfesser Hughes
Soldann High
9:50 -  10:00

"Throwing rocks at the mortgage company sign means what, students?"

"The girl has a gun. I am Mr. Hughes, and I have all day."

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GOT A JOB FOR MISTER HUGHES?

"Hillary baby, you look like an extra from Star Trek. My girls are taking you to a goddamn department store. Get some new outfits, honey!"

As prescribed?

Mr. Risperdal

Mr. Depakote

Ms. Viagra  2008

In a case of political dyslexia, homeless Hughes said, "I'd f___ her, but I wouldn't vote for her."

Joe Biden is White

Politics? Me? Oh no! 

MAY I TRAVEL TO THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND HANG THEM BOTH FROM A CHERRY TREE? NO REPUBLICAN HELP? AS MY HISTORY PROFESSOR SAID REGARDING MY LACK OF INTEREST IN THE Central Intelligence Agency,
"That figures."

Dick Hughes

A message?

"We" Keep it Simple

Q: Why did President Obama have "Big Mike" shot and killed?

A: He's half white.


[AND HE DOES NOT WANT ME AT THE PRESS CLUB. BTW, DOES MELANIE HAVE AN OLD Electro Voice MICROPHONE?]

Can't fire cops? Think PATCO!!!

Ronnie said, "Bye."

And you stayed gone.
May I use his typewriter again?

Moon Man's at the Press Club

"Third base is a reactionary position."
"Mike, I didn't know you were into politics."

Night Court/Drug Court

"Your Honor, some information has come to my attention regarding one of our 'frequent flyers' that if brought to the attention of certain officials, might conclude his treatment with some IV remedies down in Potosi."

"Hughes, I heard they're renewing your contract."  

Biden Resign Yet? (Watergate 2.0)

Aw shucks, that PROJECT AZORIAN nuke sheared off the arch.

Incidentally, Your Honor, it is odd to have not one photo of your alleged parents, is it not?

As my murdered mom said, "They can dish it out, but they just can't take it."

Shit is Brown

Plane down? Something about a Russion VOR signal.

 

Correct procedure? Flush it down.

 

 

The Democrat BLUM nazis will not allow an upload of Ann Coulter's image. What is Pam wearing to her criminal trial?

"I'm splurging on some vaginal lubricant for Bill!"

Bye, Finkel!

The Heads of State Tour

Off with their heads!
Who?
The entire Obama cabinet!
Then?
All the kids can view their severed heads in the back of a flatbed.

To much like Chairman Mao?
I'll try to tone it down before the Press Club gig.
In D.C!!!

Oh Ferguson! North County blacks! THE LAWER FOR THE FAMILY IS A GOVERNMENT INFORMANT--SNITCH--SPOOK--SPY!! Their polite term? "Confidential informant." Lawyers? Next to the Devil himself!!!

Don't believe me?

It's HUGHES!!!!!

Bill's Advice to RAND PAUL

"Oh, you've been done a great wrong, and you're too stupid to wipe your ass. Therefore, we'll take care of you...We don't need a theocratic government to take over what the social left has tried to present us."

- Peter Calandruccio

"Objectivist?" Ayn Rand? Try "psychotic," and she "disappeared," did she not? 

"Never tell a heavily armed lunatic he's nuts. He might shoot."

- Bill Hughes

Rigged Elections in USA

Uncle Charlie - And you are who? 

1916 (D) Cheat won
1948 (D) Cheat won
1960 (D) Cheat won
1992 (D) Cheat won (Assist = Perot)
2000 (R) Cheat won
2004 (R) Cheat won

By a 4-2 margin, the Democrat mafia is in the lead!

Not me, sister! Has MASW's Ms. Oxford received some psychiatric treatment? She thinks she's Jennifer Lopez. Ron in my house yet? Not yet? 216 Fibergel Ave. In Saint Louis!

Your President is Nuts, So's Biondi

Too many fountains. I said it in 1995. 
Too much of my money was taken by "Father Beyondo."

No job for hughes?
It's a chronic problem since a HUGHES AIRCRAFT COMPANY spy fired me from EDWARD JONES in 1978.

Solution?

I'll be back!

After I finally get out my letter to...

...on the ATC? Is that legal?