05/05/2016
Gentlemen
–
Orders?
Could the Lindenwood 2.0 morons who stayed in the St. Louis Metropolitan area
bring me a large Talanya’s pizza? Any toppings will do, but if you insist on
anchovies, only on half the pizza, please! Howard Hughes-like behavior compels
me to only disclose my temporary location at such time as you agree to deliver
the pizza.
As
payment, you will receive HIPAA protected information about the pizza joint’s
family. [Break a law? No, the guy got high on LSD and broke his…]
Bill
Hughes, LCII ‘77
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