Thursday, April 24, 2014

Walt's Secret Service

Uncle Jim was our 23rd St. "talker." Beth was in the crib. 

In prison yet?
Not yet? So damn boring.
I saw it.
I heard it.
Where's Edwards?
Where you & Hillary might be headed.

Haiti? Uganda? South Africa?
I'm getting decreasingly "picky" as this drags on.
Howard Hughes was OCD?
As much as I've got BAD, Leonardo.
See y'all in court!!
Martin, don't die on me!!!!!
5:08 p.m. in "The Loo"
"Even the housed may snooze in public libraries."
- George H.W. Bush

Tuesday, April 22, 2014


"Jesus Christ, mafia! Could you hurry it up? I don't see half the shit I want set up. Now! Now, motherfucker!! You union fuckers have one speed only, eh? Why am I paying you? I'll go to the fucking Wal Mart lot and hire the first few dozen cocksucking rednecks I see. I'll put one of my missiles on this fucking thing and...what? Oh yes, Caroline, it's going splendidly."

Davis, I hate that "mind reading creature" shit. 
They already know the answer to a question my old Cornell boss asked often. It was:

"What are you trying to pull?"

Friday, April 18, 2014


Home town STL rudeness? Out of sight!!! The richest man in the world does not obtain clothes from the Urban League "rag bag." WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GETTING OUT OF MY MURDER? That said...

"I have nothing to fear but Hughes myself."

Friday, April 11, 2014

A reading from the Book of Bob (Gates)

A view of the Carondolet neighborhood from News Channel 5 

"There had been no real improvement in the standing of the U.S. government outside Washington, with little or no central government presence in the 48 contiguous states, and continuing corruption at every level--perhaps most harmfully by local officials and police, who routinely shook down ordinary Americans."

- Bob Gates

<I guess you have to have psychic powers to run that CIA>

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Language Class~~"Honey, may I have your Budapest cell phone number?"

I'm in!!! You are not coming along. No, you are not. 5819 Michigan Avenue St.L hitmen, as the Thousand Oaks bus driver said, "Knock it off!!!"

The BHI political question was?
"Are you switching?" [Political parties, you pothead!] Me as your you-know-what? Does Dow Chemical still make Napalm? Just wondering.

BTW, Secret Service did not pay for their copy at Office Max. Again, I did not "Call the cops."

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Me too, Mr. Chairman

"Why have I come? Why have I come here to spend whole days just eating, sleeping, and defecating?"

- Mao Zedong

And I'm nuts, St. Louis? Nope. Ask the Houston cops.

And why did I already know who ED SNOW was? The bad joke? "Looks like Mao didn't do it." What is the author of this site no one sees talking about, U.S. Government?