Friday, January 31, 2014

March 1? April 1? [I'm no fool, dude]

Tony -

I am pleased to be paying the rent! The repairs are complete, and thank you for the home improvements. I received a "heads up" that you have a noise complaint on me. This came from my sister, Mary Bxxxxx, so I promised to be quiet as a church mouse. If your tenants hear cursing, gunfire, explosions, etc. it might be from:

a. A movie preview.
b. The computer voice.
c. I'm reading screenplay lines aloud.
d. I'm pissed-off about something.

Tony, a, b, & c ARE NOT LOUD. So, if I am loud, and they are somehow fearful, I suggest they call the St. Louis Police Department, and I'll be happy to talk it over with "The cops." [I worked for the State of Missouri as an investigator, consequently, I've been doing that since 1991].

Have a nice day,


Sunday, January 26, 2014

7800 anna watson quiz


1. A man from the defense industry told hughes not to sell F-22's to japan because:
a). He was gay and looking for sex.
b). He felt sorry for homeless hughes.
c). He was working for the Chinese.
d). All of the above.

2. Mr. hughes called the F-35 "A big piece of shit" in:
a). 2005
b). 2007
c). 2009
d). 2011

3. The current U.S. Ambassador to Japan is:
a). Robert Redford.
b). Cyrus Vance III.
c). Caroline Kennedy.
d). The ghost of Joe Kennedy yelling anti-Semitic remarks.
e). Konosuki Matsushita.


1. Nazi-hater Howard Hughes Jr. instigated Pearl Harbor.
2. Charlie Hughes was nuts.
3. William Hughes has a spacecraft that goes places.
4. Barack Obama was born in Chicago.
5. Roman Catholics are not really Christians. 


1. Mr. hughes is using a _____ handgun to kill tony.
2. The united states has wasted _____ billion dollars on that piece of shit F-35.
3. In _____, Missouri when we did not like someone, the shout was, "Target practice!"

Monday, January 20, 2014

Mafia/Military, you should not worry private citizen Mr. Hughes like this



Nolo Contendre Tweet

Spooks, how long ago did this exchange occur?

Jim: "What the hell is a 'tweet'?"
Hughes: "I don't know. I've been meaning to look into it."

One cheap handgun.
Perfectly okay to threaten hughes on public transport.
C'mon sociopaths in and out of uniform.
Join the fun!

Saturday, January 18, 2014


"You are, in other words, about four times more likely to be struck by lightning than killed by a terrorist. Most of the 'terrorists' arrested in this country post-9/11 have been tragicomic fabrications of the FBI. 9/11 was a one-off, an aberration, so unique that its 'success' stunned even Osama bin Laden. It was a single morning of disaster and cannot be the justification for everything the government wishes to do forever after."

Who said that? Excuse me, allow me to check my sources.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

I've Gotten a Lot of Miles Out of the "Awesome" Photo

And here it is again, SSI since high school mental cases.
Bob I and smoked Camels. Without a filter!!

"Uncivil, incompetent in fulfilling basic constitutional responsibilities (such as timely appropriations), micromanagerial, parochial, hypocritical, egotistical, thin-skinned, often putting self (and reelection) before country -- this was my view of the majority of the United States Congress."

- Bob Gates 
(Not that Bob!)

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Got a Lighter, Grandma?

It was late 1965 when we had settled into our not new suburban home. My dad, who was not Howard's son, got out an LP with the famous Hindenburg disaster radio account. It was kind of scary to this ten year old, and he went on and on and on about it. Like any fifth grader would, I got bored and started doing something else of interest, like looking for KDNA on the FM table radio.

What were those call letters?

Let's see, spies. Grandma did it. Charlie was morbid. No, the "message" was, "It's the guy with the camera and/or microphone, Bill" who sometimes has foreknowledge of American "disasters." Today, I just can't make up my mind where to go outside USA to discuss the 9/11 business, but I know, since I know "Who done it," I waited ten years to hear how unsurprised all of the network people sounded on your mind control screen that day. Only PBS sounded excited about a second airplane, and maybe that was a case of "overacting." 

Yes, Charlie's movie camera looked a lot like Zapruder's, and it wasn't until about my second year in high school when he did not ask for it back. Those airplane spotting binoculars? As late as 1989, I heard, "Gimmie those binoculars back!" and he kept them. Not related to Howard Jr.? Seems some go nuts when I hear too much ATC. Today's highlights:

New York: 
"How long are we looking at?"
"About 55 minutes" (My birth year).

"We're dead in the water. They'll have to send out a tow."
We'll skip the Neo-Nazi discussion of under what conditions passengers may have a drink of water. Isn't that the title of my next screenplay? Wouldn't it be a good idea to sell one first? Yes, whine-Nazis, it would be sound thinking. And as for the court drama, I'd like it to start like this:

Could you state your name? [I still know it]
Address? [The legal one in New Hampshire]
Can you produce a photo of your mother? [No]
Your father? [No]
Any relative? [No]
Why is that? [I am Howard Robard Hughes' grandson] 

And my Jet Blue flight number is?

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

A/C Power Off at the Library Yet, Clayton?

I'll explain after the CHARTER CABLE guy stops by tomorrow (not with a firearm in his or her tool belt). HUGHES TOOL COMPANY joke? One more, and you die, bitch.


St. Louis CopGurl in the library the whole time for my PAC form printing? You can get one too, bums! [The PAC, not the cop. Your name is Hughes?] It's easy! It's free! And, may I have her cell phone number?

Sorry, we're not even buying that fed to the dogs story in the Midwaste...Excuse me, Midwest. One more nigger rattles keys, and CopGurl will have to awaken from her nap to call an ambulance. Bum sleeping in my foyer? I think he departed in advance of the early a.m. cable man's arrival. From 3 to 30 megs? Not the end of the world. That's when the twin Black Ju Ju devils Putin & Obama say so.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

3 & 3

My book looks headed to and Kindle after finishing it when? December, 2005. Copyright? 2006. 

Girlfriend is busy waterboarding? "Gitmo" would be better than my present circumstances. May I have a gun permit, officer? Hughes v. Finkel sealed? Hughes v. AT&T? Time for some answers in COURT, right Larry Klayman?

Michelle staying behind in HI to try and cover-up the Lennon murder? That ain't gonna work.



Gina who?
 Your president is nuts, not me.
Larry, I'm back after 16 hours of sleep. The three ways to take my oil money are:

1. Put me in prison. This would have to be done like China under Mao, since I do no crime. Keep working at, it spy-sluts!! CONSEQUENCE: The state gets all of my money.
2. Put me in the loony bin (With Guardian/Conservator). CONSEQUENCE: The state gets some of my money.
3. Marry me to a spy. CONSEQUENCE: The bitch gets half of my money. 

The "other three."

1. The Mafia took all I own and want ransom.
2. The United States Government took all I own under secret court orders.
3. Government gangsters did it, and in court, "We don't know a thing, Mister Hughes."

In the event of #1, I'll blow your heads off one by one.
In the event of #2, I will see that everything is returned through judicial process.
In the event of #3, I will be purchasing rifles and small arms first, in order to better begin Civil War 2.0.

Did Obama resign yet? 

She went home? That figures.