Saturday, July 30, 2016

Who Spoke the P-Word?

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This hopefully final entry on the Born to Run blog is dedicated to Senator Bernie Sanders, who was the mayor of Burlington for my first visit in 1985, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who could always divorce her hubby and talk politics with Hughes for the rest of her life. (It’s a weakness for loudmouthed Jewish women, boys).


Here are the distinguished citizens who said, “You ought to run for president,” and for the record, I am not counting a Texas legislator’s, “We thought you were running for president.” Yet another Sacramento Steve said, “If you ran for governor I’d vote for you.” but I don’t think you can govern California from the EU. If you can, let’s talk it over.

GINA PSAKI, University Professor
PAMELA BLUM, G4S
SERINA BEAUPARLANT, Publishing Executive
TIM BEAUPARLANT, Social Worker in Private Practice 
THEODORE SOULE, Retired Mental Health Supervisor
BRUCE CAPLAN, Vandenberg Air Base Weed Whipper
UNIDENTIFIED NAVAL OFFICER, Naval Base Ventura
AGENT MEIER, Federal Bureau of Investigation
PRINCE HARRY, Royal Freeloader
TRISHA TENNYSON, Pet Detective
JASON VALDERRAMA, Ex-Marine
GIOVANNI GONZALES, Money Store Clerk
KONNI BURTON, Texas State Senator
BRITTANY MEEKER, Home Health Executive
JEANNIE FLAVIN, California Retiree
PETE COMFORT, Amgen FDA Liaison
RACHEL COWEN, Psychologist
JILL JENSEN, Teacher
GARY SOFF, Republican Election Official

There are more, but it would be depressing to think about, and I would not want to ask Ms. Blum’s “regular doctor” for an antidepressant I did not ever take.


Quit drinking!

Meth will kill you!

“Weed” is bad for you!

Cocaine is bullshit!

Mafia told me to never try heroin!

Put down those painkillers!

Goin’ to Persia with my drill bit! I’m sure John Kerry is not expecting this soon, nor am I. “The Media” has too many lost dogs for my “The Iranian woman and a hat” story. She’s allowed on a movie set, not me. Did you know the Fifth Amendment also says you can own property in USA? Where did mine go, Mister President?

WCH