Thursday, September 26, 2013

"Go away!" [I stole that line]

Oh, "Annabelle!" "Sal?" Any time now. Guess who I saw, and you don't believe the GARY WEBB story?


Who? He's a sniper kids, and this ain't no movie. Nighty-night. Sleep tight. 

The DTLA Flying Saucer Circus

Call the cops? I've called them all and STARBUCKS continues to turn off the W-Fi?
"It's called 'Mug 'O Joe.' You line-up for either dark, light, or decaf. No flavors. No whipped cream. No ice. Grab a mug yourself or take one out (in a cardboard cup, not with a firearm)."

*More later, as I need a 50 cent refill, and there are three (3) e-mails going out to "The Authorities" who do not do squat to HELP.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Born in 1989 or Later? Today's Google/Wikipedia Assignment is...

Lois L. has jumped ship? Excellent! Who's next?

Look up the name "ARCHIBALD COX."

Pam(s), you both have a big problem.

NO LAW/RIGHTS/JUSTICE IN CALIFORNIA! Why? Didn't I blog this quote already?

"I used to have a friend named Vince. I don't talk to him anymore."
- Charles E. Hughes [It's called a "clue," corrupt coppers]

Saturday, September 21, 2013

tick...tick...tick...Time for a real briefing, .gov (D) idiots

Lindenwhere? Join the Hughes Broadcast Team with a pack of matches @Chevron. Look on the back of the pack, and....GET OFF METH, PLEASE!!

Mystery CISCO wi-fi? The "DEFAULT" man had some too, back when 211 did not work. It does not work in LA, either. Who won WWII? The Nazis. Want more? Boot Obama to the curb. Big, black, Chicago gangster fascist dope dealer in sheep's clothing. And I remind all African-Americans his momma was quite WHITE.

Both an old Black Panther and "The Cops" signaled thumbs-up, and I sleep on the LA sidewalk?
What a county!
What a country!

"Ever been in the military?" they asked in 2009.
Today?
"I did my four years of whatever this is."

Bye!
__________

PRIOR TO MY DEPARTURE, MAY I CALL THE TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY?
Bad joke?
"When the cops act like spies, and the spies like cops you've got a problem." [I can't fix].

Friday, September 20, 2013

Run to Houston? Run to Zurich? Run to Ho Chi Minh City?

RUN FOR OFFICE? THIS IS EXPENSIVE, GUYS.

The Big Brilliant Plan
1). Turn on red cop lights.
2). Drive fast.
3). Go where Bill Hughes tells you to.
[Cops, you'll be happy you did]

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

What went over the White House fence?

GET "THE HOOK" FOR THAT HALF-WHITE MORON!!! Please!!!!!

Saxbee? Levi? To the Gerald Ford Libraries! Not "secret," CA Kooks! BTW, I was allowed to apply to the NSA. Don't start rumors they...wi-fi still on? 

Los Angeles? I call it "The Shitpit."
Steal, steal, steal. Same LINDA STEELE? Good thing I quit, right Mr. Right?
Man, "they" want the next Caroline letter on the computer so bad. A taste, pale Negroes?
Okay.
Sir, I have live witnesses to a day when people would exclaim, "That guy can write!"
Any (R) or (D) whore need a speech written cheaply?
[Mine are apparently so good, new surveillance technology is wheeled-out to....still not sure why, but it looked really cool, did it not, CHP?]
Who's tech? Beats the hell out of me. 
"Tell us! Tell us all about it, Bill! We are worthless spying creatures!"
"Got kicked out of high school, got my SSI check and....."
"I was in the Marines, until they figured out I was, well, kinda nuts and..."

The lifelong mantra...
"I was in the Army."
"I just got out of the Army."

"I drove a truck in the Army."
"I got kicked out of the Army.
 "I ran away from home and joined the Army."


KLOS KUIZ:
The United States Air Force came from where?
WRONG ANSWERS
Charlie was "Radar"
Norman was "Norman"
You knew them too?
No son, you did not.
Watch M.A.S.H. much?
Your GF spied on John Lennon too?
I doubt that, buddy.
bh

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Another Warning, and Where is My ON THE RECORD .gov Briefing?

Kicked out of Union Station LA Starbucks yet?
Not yet.
"Shooting" for a Noon departure.
"Okay," as Pete Conrad said with his Apollo Command Module under attack by crazed Nazis, not "lightning"...

I do not like what I am seeing/hearing. To wit:
--The video of Caroline Kennedy shaking hands was indeed removed. Your excuse?
--William Saxbee, a supposedly blameless Watergate Survivor bugged my Irwin Hall dorm room? Later, Mr. Edward Levi? Shortness of Breath (S.O.B) on my 58th birthday?  ARRESTS, OR CIVIL WAR? WWIII, Mister President Darkie? Not my problem--yet. If so, Let's rock! May I have my quickie training to blow your asses away? Terrorists, it's called an "airplane." No M-16 for me, GED shithead. I'm just excited about the upcoming war, and my 22 worthless cunt "girlfriends." Better show me Gayle Margherita, before someone gets hurt, Time Warner. CBS? Hopeless!
--A FRANK BACON lived upstairs? [Think WKRP's Venus Flytrap]
--The Kennedy Guard said what? "Gerald Ford's got two of 'em." We talking libraries or wayward nukes?
--OBAMA has tried to "Get Hughes" his entire life?
--My daddy was no socialist.
--My mamma was not black, but she may have worked for the State Department.
--John Kerry did not stop the bus and stare? That big Brahmin horse's ass. Want more? Where is my train fare,  nigger boy?
--I've reinterpreted my birth 58 years ago as the first MURDER ATTEMPT that failed, like all subsequent attempts to date black chicks and/or kill William V. (Me). 
--Can't fly a Typhoon and kill your worthless asses? Oh yes I can!! 
--In my St. Louis neighborhood we said, "Why waste a bullet on him?"
--Nuke? Never. Missiles? Where are they?
--Eight Golf Class nuclear warheads? Can't help you there.
--Howie got the whole sub, kids.
--Parked on a Studio City lot in an old R.V.? Yeeeha! 
--As my supervisor Ray joked to hint, "Hughes did it!"
--TIME FOR A FREE CHARLIE HUGHES STORY:
"I said, 'Dad you are shitting me. You saw a Hole in One?' Yes, Charles told me of the sacred ceremony, where all four liars sign the score card. The 'Green Monster.' He played it, and when he talked about it, oh my God, I did not take any amphetamines while my late dad talked about golf. That said, the man could hit that ball, as could Howard Jr. Not the right guy? Get me on the golf course. Can't hit the damn ball. Yes, I tried, and ended up breaking daddy's eight iron over my knee. Bipolar? Not really. Not suitable for golf. Mr. Rich Hall took my tennis racket and put it on ABC? Not right! The photo of Caroline Kennedy watching me play tennis in Kentucky, please. I've got plenty of time, Rand Paul (R)-KY."
--Like on an NBC Fall line up spy show, "we" should wire-up William Hughes and watch a jet go off the boat deck from the jock's perspective. (Need loud audio & better headphones, too). Scariest video I've yet seen? Real U.S. Navy people talking just like my screenplay characters, like, "These are expensive airplanes. When we put one in the drink, a politician or two may call, because they are very, very expensive. Therefore, we sincerely hope the young man in question does not fuck the pooch today."  
--Bill Gardner, it's like this. We get the (I) for idiot thing going, after I drink my coffee in Geneva and read many musty old political books, learn how to ski like a rich guy, and...the begging, the pleading, and as I've said often in the State of California, "The best actors are not on the screen."
--Knocking my teeth out, "Mr. Gravity?" "Poorly understood," per the propaganda? Screw you! Fallen on the Red Line track yet? Sorry about the "accident," old gay & crazy spook.
--Hey kids? Let's watch poor Kennedy arrive at the book signing with a look on her face like, "I'm being killed today? Tomorrow?" It's all about "the look," boys. Me murdered momma read Look, not Time Warner's Life. Better "get it," before they kill your ass. I am not s0 authorized.
Confused? Don't be.

A Hughes Op Ed Piece That Probably Won't Be Finished Before I'm Kicked Out of Starbucks

At LA's Union Station, where you can feel the failed terrorist's excitement!

"Bill, to exit the aircraft in flight, pull on that handle in the direction of the red arrow, and..."

Dear Caroline, Could You Please Run for President?
[Prior to getting your ass killed by the Secret Service]

CA KOOKS, I DO NOT WRITE BOOKS AND SCREENPLAYS IN STARBUCKS. [Especially when Di did not die, and Middleton shopped at the Thousand Oaks Safeway. I saw her. It was really her, son. And I am?]

THAT SAID, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WHEN I SAY, TO THE KENNEDY LIBRARY STAFF I AM STARTING TO ANNOY, STUFF LIKE :

"Do you see her?"

"Can you hand it to her?"
"Did you get the e-mail?"
They answer in the affirmative, soldiers.

Missouri House race?

Congressional race?
Dog track race, FL Mafia?

YET ANOTHER LSD FLASHBACK:
"Why are the mafia guys stirred-up?"
"They can't get a parking place for lunch."
"Who cares?"
"The little free paper wrote about it."
"That's a brave man."

Monday, September 9, 2013

The Library is Still There (In Geneva, Switzerland, not Geneva, NY)

I have not a goddamn thing to say of substance until I am in a courtroom, or you turn a fucking TV camera on.

Bye!


Looks to me like I'm a political philosopher, not a corrupt politician like Obama.



Steve & Pam, if I were you , I'd knock it off. 
Charlie = $600
Danny = $600
??

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Where's the Water Tower? Where Are My Missiles?

Not CNN. Where's that bipolar rodent TED TURNER?

California? Blasted into the Pacific Ocean.
Who agreed?
Sgt. Smith, for one.
He's a cop; you are not.
May I shake hands with Mr. Raytheon?

Base year for the Hancock Amendment is 1979?
Can the U. City cops open fire immediately if any CA kooks show?
Thanks!
I'll now watch Caroline Kennedy shake hands with strangers.
I knew she could do it!
bh


Taliban?
C.I.A. bullshit! Lies! Lies! More lies! Let's listen to Barack for additional untruths on Tuesday night.
My SONY clock radio is where?
My SONY weather radio is where?
My SONY CD player is where?
Ambassador to where?


Where's the fire?
Shaking hands with the baggy pants boys?
We'll survive.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Guardianship Hearing or AFF?

Someone ought to read this besides hackers, spies, and MI-5.

No, I'm not deleting it, as it's "hughes mailbox cleaning day"--until I'm tossed from a certain coffee stop based on someone else's nutty behavior. Got a minimum wage job? Toss the white guy out! [Don't make me come back with a firearm, as it could get ugly]. I'm pleased to be reading my own screenplay, where the BILL character is not me, amateur mental health professionals. Well, maybe a little. Not HH's grandson? Tell it to the judge.


____


INT. AIR BASE - CONTINUOUS

SUPER: “Patrick Air Force Base, Brevard County Florida”

A WATCH COMMANDER tends to several tasks simultaneously.

WATCH COMMANDER
Not funny.

He addresses subordinates at work.

WATCH COMMANDER
Navy’s got Growlers. What are they saying?

RADIO MAN
I’m trying to find out, sir.

WATCH COMMANDER
Try harder.

CUT TO:

EXT. OPEN AIRSPACE – CONTINUOUS

The EA-18 Growler rolls left to right uncontrollably. Bill is uncharacteristically struggling.

BILL
My rudder has a mind of its own, and this is not good.

CUT TO:

INT. FORD/BRIDGE – CONTINUOUS

RADIO MAN
Yankee’s losin’ it.

ADMIRAL
How so?

RADIO MAN
Airplane’s got a mind of its own. Here’s the audio.

The Admiral walks over to a walnut box on the wall. He quickly works a combination lock. Produces a bottle of JACK DANIELS and some metal cups.


CUT TO:

EXT. OPEN AIR SPACE - CONTINUOUS

Both of the EA-18’s missiles ignite and fire.

BILL
Missiles away! Can’t do a damn thing about it! Anything’s that ‘auto’ won’t let go.


CUT TO:

INT. FORD/BRIDGE – CONTINUOUS

Several of the other officers are hovering around the Admiral. He sets the bottle down, pours a shot, and takes a belt.

ADMIRAL
(to officers)
Help yourself.

A Captain pours a drink.

CAPTAIN
Thank you, sir.

ADMIRAL
Any suggestions?

BILL
(on speaker)
Punch out while the punching’s good, but not yet.

CAPTAIN
Don’t get yourself killed.

BILL
Not today.


CUT TO:

INT. EA-18 GROWLER - CONTINUOUS

A panel of flashing yellow and red lights flash.

BILL
Can I drop the ALQ ninety nine?

CAPTAIN
(filtered on Bill’s headset)
Who knows?

BILL
ALQ two eighteen shut down. That helped a little.

CAPTAIN
(filtered)
We’re checking with Northrup on jettisoning that crap.

BILL
Whoa doggies!


CUT TO:

EXT. EA-18 GROWLER – CONTINUOUS

The missile-less Growler has nose-dived.

CAPTAIN (O.S.)
(filtered)
We see the telemetry. Please exit the airplane.

BILL (V.O.)
(also filtered)
Not just yet.

The plane begins corkscrewing.

CAPTAIN
Right now, Hobart.

BILL
No way. I’m using the ALQ ninety-nine against the rest of it.

CUT TO:

INT. FORD/BRIDGE – CONTINUOUS

As the Admiral takes another shot of bourbon, the Captain holds his head in his hands.

CAPTAIN
That might work.

ADMIRAL
Seventy-four million for that thing?

Off-screen, a TECHIE shouts.

TECHIE
That’s unrecoverable! He’s gotta get out of there!


CUT TO:

INT. EA-18 GROWLER – CONTINUOUS

As the world spins around, lights flash, and ALARMS sound, Bill cocks a lever.

BILL
I’m starting to agree.

CAPTAIN (O.S.)
(filtered)
I’m not ordering you to.

BILL
No need. This puppy won’t get well. I got a voltage drop I don’t like.

TECHIE
(filtered)
Now, you idiot!

Bill’s thumb hits a RED BUTTON. Nothing happens.

BILL
No go. I may be toast.

ADMIRAL
Jesus Christ, you people annoy me.

CUT TO:


EXT. MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN – CONTINUOUS

The jet is dangerously low.

BILL
Everything’s off, but the you-know-what!

SOUND: BANG.

The canopy flies open, and Bill ejects from the airplane.


CUT TO:

EXT. JUNGLE TREE - LATER

Bill hangs from a tree in the familiar paratrooper dilemma.

BILL
Goddamn! Where's that fucking knife?

He produces a knife, cuts one of the cords, fumbles it, and it drops out of sight.

BILL
Fuck!

Bill kicks in the air, trying to reach a branch.

BILL (cont'd)
Shit! Those fucking classes on this shit...now what?

CUT TO:

**AFF = Austin Film Festival, AND I ALWAYS HAVE A FAVORITE LINE IN MINE. IN THIS ONE IT'S THE "Any suggestions?" not spoken in a movie as above.


Missing moon rocks?
Must be NASA dirty work. May I "Call the cops?" Later, not now.

Friday, September 6, 2013

State Rep, not State Department

Kids, I sang the National Anthem in front of Chevron today and was not arrested. Let the media report that I only mumbled uncertain lyrics for a second or two, only changed keys once, and held that "braaaaaaaave" a good long time. Singing Girls, if you forget the song lyrics, and experience BrainJack, just depart and cry. Don't try to make up anything new.. It's a hard song to sing. Did I suggest a surprise drug test for every Los Angeles County Deputy and LAPD cop?

The kooks on bikes? As police? A distinction with no difference, in my Missouri mule opinion.

Why so mum at the JFK Library today? She really did hip check me off a musical chair chair. May or June, 1963? Ouch!! Who was the birthday girl? Wouldn't you like to know? F--- you!

I suggest Capri pants, sleeveless shirt, water soluble tattoo of a parrot on her neck, ripped canvas shoes, red hair dye, and..."She's a Desert Storm vet. A shell landed too close, she got a massive concussion, and she can't talk. Mute. Yep, can't talk at all. Got  a cig?"

Monday, September 2, 2013

I'm what?

Bank of the 9/11 Hijackers. Want my account number?


I'm trusting the Secret Service? We've had almost 11 years to get acquainted, gain more wrinkles, have breasts begin to feel gravity's effects, and...
Cops in here yet?
Not yet.

They won't even drive me to Ralph's.
Not so much as a $500 check on paper yet.
And?
The opponents will howl.
"He had them for that long? Outrageous!"
I love the way no one argues (or helps).
Example?
I had 4-5 people looking at my IBM.
I froze the Secret Service guys running to the helicopter in a Hollywood movie.
I said, "They got it right. And, I see that helicopter too often."

Then, I saw the trailer for The Candidate. Redford's movie name is "Bill?" What did Howard K. Smith as himself say? "Candidates are selling themselves like underarm deodorant in commercials just long enough to...[can't read my scribble] pound-in some mindless slogan that cheapens candidate and voter alike." OFF WITH THE WI-FI? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!! Bill's in Enemy of the State, too! "BILL" gets around in your stupid mafia movies, right Corey/Karl/Peg...I forgot all of his names.

Newsgirl, I saw The Candidate at age 16, and may be someday allowed to do that, but not you. That's a "No-No." One of my favorite video clips, viewed on who's hand me down computer? I've got Rich Little impressions down on all of them. Ask at Chevron; they'll tell 'ya. Oops, cannot tell a lie. "I did not have dinner with that woman." Can't get Clinton's voice down. Uh, maybe I'll listen to a speech of his. When does Starbucks close? He likes to talk, as do I. The part they are missing out West is all about $$$.

The Candidate was fiction. This was real:

CBS: "That was a real non-answer."
CAROLINE: "Are you asking me if I'm gonna run for office? Where are you going with this question?"

Redford's name is "Bill" in that motion picture?

That prong on the front is for puncturing my enemies, who tend to be full of hot air

Dedicated to all prison-bound "Secret Service," be they real, delusional, or already murdered. As my fictional Winona said to the shot candidate in a screenplay you've not destroyed yet, "It's my job."

EXT. SHOPPING CENTER - DAY

Candidate ME shakes hands with Middle-Class Americans.

The DEEP PIPES ANNOUNCER holds forth.


DEEP PIPES
It's election time in America, and the Secret Service is hard at work.


CUT TO:


EXT. LIQUOR STORE - DAY

A helicopter lands hard on the asphalt.

A MAN runs from it.


CUT TO:

INT. LIQUOR STORE - CONTINUOUS


A case of beer sits on the counter. A PAKISTANI CLERK points at the cigarette display.



PAKISTANI CLERK
Marlboro Kings, or one-hundreds?

CUT TO:

EXT. LIQUOR STORE - CONTINUOUS

The Man is seen running toward the helicopter cradling the case of beer, plastic bag dangling.


FADE TO:


hughesforpresident2016.net

NO LONGER THAN 15 SECONDS. DO NOT STEAL MY IDEAS, GOP & DIRTY DOG DEMS. What did Howard K. say in the movie? (1972)

Nice Bosnian Cannon

Facebook link broken. I did not talk to her in 1985 Massachusetts. I spoke with Caroline Kennedy briefly. As I recall, it was a semi-drunken rant about Reagan & Bush. Her comment? "Those guys won't be around forever." She was correct.


Still alive! (And my Facebook friend). He remembered, or was told I liked his show better than Carson, and I said, to Howard Hughes' son, my dad Charles, "How come they cancelled his show?" On what network? Mine? KLOS has notes for the mental health police y'all don't have. It's Interview time. For a job, or on the radio. AM radio. It was invented by an Italian. Got an agent for me? Not a "secret agent." Got an adviser? The SS cannot "double" as political aides. They can? I'll even stand for the National Anthem.  

The camera, you revolutionary fools! Late for your tea party? Kill a politician yet? I was allowed to pee in the gutter, because no one saw it.

Researching NASA lies homeless?
Writing books on Secret Service homeless?
Digging-in on ObamaCare regs homeless? 

Look up "roof" & "wall" in the dictionary, and suck my you-know-what.

NEED ROOF.
NEED 4 WALLS.
DON'T NEED YOU.