Thursday, April 23, 2015

More 1970's Excitement !

"We're goin' to Cuba!"
"British Airways 969, say again."
"Missouri! Airport there?"
"British Airways, are you saying a hijacking is in progress?"
"Why? Apparently, they don't like the snacks. Broke the door down."

Monday, April 20, 2015

READ ALL SIGNS, liberal!

Bottom Line, Governor Brown?
"If you have money, we'll allow you to stay alive."
That's not "liberal!"