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We have both Trump supporters and violent communists on twitter.com
How about I buy an old drive-in movie theater?
"Sorry, Mister Hughes we don't have any."
 

09.27.2017

Mr. Rogers –

The Microsoft update team must have lost their minds, because I cannot seem to keep time on Windows 7 lately. I tried one “fix” that did not work. It seems the clock is either stopping or running backwards. Any suggestions besides get rich and buy a machine running Windows 10?

Be happy when I’m not,

Bill H.

 

729

Deputy, I hear Ralph's Cart 729 was restored and is ready to roll.
 

Nobody in the movie business has any money.

Really?

My 2010 idea for Oscar winners to sponsor a homeless shopping cart went nowhere. Maybe I should just match some DNA with Rupert Hughes and wait another ten years.

Thank you for your inquiry! We will get back to you within 48 hours.

ProxY

I have no intention of hassling TED CRUZ.
He's the 2020 "replacement" for Don?
I did indeed yell at a powerful Democrat
It was just me and Prox!
The wife said, "Now the cops will follow us home."
Who's "paranoid?"

Mr. Chuck Wagon:

During Watergate, I could go through a pile of newspapers. Today, I cannot find the article I cited from The Guardian, but I did find additional pieces written by Englishmen moaning over the incompetence of our Democrat lurch to the left. Mr. Obama started this, then in his second term proclaimed, “Change is incremental.” Mr. Trump’s changes are abrupt, I think we can agree. If you read some Harry S. Truman, you will find he repeatedly said, “My job is too powerful” and “The CIA is no good.” The latter statement was made after November 22, 1963, but they had nothing to do with events in Dallas, according to Richard Helms. What does this have to do with “socialism” or Bernie Sanders prospects? I call myself a “Cold War Liberal,” which means you are all for eliminating nuclear weapons, but prepared to “duck & cover” at the same time. No matter how far left a candidate may be, he or she must be ready to “Press the button” and nuke some adversaries, if necessary. About ten years ago, I had fantasies of being a perennial candidate like Ralph Nader, but instead was hit up for sushi by TV producers at Ralph’s, the California grocery store. The identity of a pop star who was content with cheese balls from Dollar Tree cannot be disclosed, like my contempt for what I call a “fake liberal” cannot be detailed here. For better or worse, this dovetails nicely with the president’s allegations of “fake news.” My deceased GOP dad complained of it too, before it had a trendy nickname. Thanks. - William C. Hughes.

 

Wiley Post

The Hughes Family Video review from the Chief was:
"When is Volume Two coming out?"

I am not disclosing the clues on a Zapruder-Hughes prior association, but must note I have three pieces of evidence without even trying. If it is not “disinfo” placed on the Internet, I am here making two allegations: First, the plot to assassinate JFK was known to many in advance, and in a recent casual conversation I said, “My parents thought it was because of Cuba,” and they did.  Secondly, I think the reason I have not a scrap of heirloom material from four grandparents and two parents is because our family also sought to stop the 9/11 attacks—yet another well “telegraphed” event in U.S. history.   

Uh, oh!

Dear Howard

Where's Charlie? I mean Charles Allen!

09.21.2018

Mr. Stern:

I have a quick question for the United States Government.

What are their lawyers eventually going to call this?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45594239

My suggestions are:

“Brain Manipulation”

“Cranial Intrusion”

It’s the same news story over and over again.

Only the geography and names of the dead change.

Do I have train fare?

A valid I.D.?

No.

However, I can get to San Clemente.

I hear there is a nice coffee place on the beach.

Hughes 

Col. Stall's Obit is Where?

I have heard there is nudity in your Hollywood movies.
Don't be jealous guys, I don't know her that well--yet.

September 18, 2018

Frank –

As promised, here are all the permutations with odds for what is going on with me. I hate the “gaming” industry right along with the movie industry, so I will phrase it like government people who say, “There is a sixty percent probability the government of Venezuela will remain in power for six months.” The guy from Caracas said what of William C. Hughes in 2010? “He sounds alright to me,” he said to his pal in the Goebel. Now, let us all deny we were ever there!

Only 2 Happy Birthday Wishes

There's one of them, boys. Jealous?

09/17/2018 

Office of Ratepayer Advocates – 

On a third visit to California, I have a joke for you, as with the two previous stays. If you plan to lower residential gas bills by 0.7% and raise the commercial rate by 17.1%, the joke is: “Why would anyone be at the hearing?” 

What is Sempra Energy? As a Mr. Rick Tanaka said of my family tree, “William, it’s all on the Internet.” 

See you at the movies, 

William C. Hughes 

Missouri Department of Mental Health, 1989-1996

BJC Behavioral Health, 1996-1998

Missouri Department of Mental Health, 1998-2007

Ventura County-Los Angeles County Volunteer Drug Counselor, 2008-2013

Prematurely “Retired,” 2014

GOT COFFEE?

September 10, 2018

Mr. President:

After discovering two State Department relatives, and finding an outspoken uncle under Thomas L. Hughes working at Intelligence and Research, odd it is that I can find a record of his hamlet in Wales, but not mine. My politics are growing more nonpartisan as I head toward the state first to grow the “weed” that I think will someday cause the USA to be occupied by a foreign power not so friendly to a Reefer Madness midnight show.

The fact I don’t like “pot” strays from finding out where Mr. Hughes may be, since unlike some of his many colleagues, he lacks an obituary. An administration in distress looks for sideshows, so please find Tom, produce him if healthy, and in that event I could finally get some real or fake news documented about my family from Wales. Sales pitch for Donald? “Tom got Vietnam right, Bill got 9/11 right.”

$William C. Hughes, MSW$