Sunday, July 29, 2018

Can you prove it? YES

"Charlie, it bounced and screwed-up, but they've got another one." 

07-22-2018


Joe & Cody:

I was asked for a Bio and some information. Not to be disrespectful, but I will give you the education, credentials, and the political content, plus some “Yes” or “No” questions hopefully for a hotel ballroom as Democrats who The New Republic called “Limousine Liberals” who tend to have some money dine. I’ve read about people who eat what TNR called “rubber chicken” and fork over big contributions. This could happen for me, if you help. I don’t live in motels, I don’t use any drugs, and I have no mental disorder, contrary to what Trump Turds and Czar worshippers may say. Put simply, I will no longer be treated like a fleeing fugitive.

As I pondered what to send to you, I ran a errand on foot. At the intersection of Pembroke and Watson, I saw a suspicious vehicle, stopped, and out loud said, “I don’t like it.” What did I see? A white male sucking on a crack pipe. This is one half block from a Saint Louis County Police substation. They don’t seem to ever see this behavior. What’s the problem in your nation? One word: COPS. Please find me a sheriff with whom to discuss this allegation. A helpful Sheriff Gary Toelke retired, and I cannot walk to Union, MO to tell his successor to his face. I used to drive there in my “missing” 1992 Nissan 240SX as a state official.

Education
Rosary-Trinity High (1973)
B.S., Lindenwood College-University (1977)
MSW, Saint Louis University (1997)

Credentials
LCSW Missouri (Expired)
LCSW Illinois (Expired)

Political “Yes” or “No”
(1968) Hubert Humphrey: Did you film his rally?
(1969) Richard M. Nixon: Did he wave at you?
(1972) George McGovern: Did you work for him?
(1977) Jimmy Carter: Did your college student pals call the White House and almost get him on the phone? Did you record all of this?
(1976) Eugene McCarthy: Did you unintentionally insult the senator?
(1980) Ted Kennedy: Did your wife suggest you talk to his niece Caroline?
(1980) John Anderson : Did you hear his speech and get stared at by the Secret Service?
(1982) Bill Proxmeier: Did you curse at the senator about El Salvador?
(1985) George McGovern: Did you talk over Tom Eagleton’s “demotion”?
(1987) George H.W. Bush: Did your relative show you a greeting card that appeared to have been signed by the president?
(1988) Jessie Jackson: Was your letter about him published in a national news magazine?
(1998) Bill Clinton: Did Air Force One fly over your car?
(2004) John Kerry: Did you work for him? Did anyone threaten to shoot and kill his everyone in his campaign office? Did he bore you to tears with his speech?
(2004) Howard Dean: Did two Dean supporters explain he did not really yell or seem crazy at the rally that caused “The Media” to torpedo his campaign?
(2004) George W. Bush: Did a police officer say “Go ahead” to enter a restricted area and watch the president’s armada from close range?
(2008) John McCain: Did his people try to convince you to “switch” parties?
(2009) Barack Obama: Did Marine One fly over your head?
(2010) Donald Trump: Were you asked your opinion of Mr. Trump by a man later seen next to him wearing sunglasses?
(2012) Jessie Jackson: Did you argue about Barack Obama with the son of a man who supervised Jackson’s Secret Service detail?
(2015) Do you have to wonder if “Riley” is a Secret Service agent, or just another nutty shopper in Schnucks after being seen with a large switchblade knife in Thousand Oaks, at a bus stop in Los Angeles, and at grocery store in Maplewood, Missouri after being given a brief tour of the State Hospital Dome Building in 2002?

William Hughes
[He never forgets a face]

FACES ON MONEY
$1 – Archaleus Hughes worked for George.
$5 – A Confederate Hughes was freed by Abe.
$10 – Look up “Andrew Jackson Hughes.”
$20 – Like Jefferson, Orlando Hughes bought Virginia slaves.
$50 – Bill Hughes carried General Grant to not look like a drug dealer.
$100 – Bill’s also from France, where Ben borrowed money for the new USA.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Tight as a hen's a.....

Tight parking in Israel, but it looks like LA.
Bill can zoom-in on funny license plates.
When I called her place in Atlanta, I was told:
"They moved out."
May I? 
 
>>More? The New York Times informed me today the younger brand of Democrat has launched a “revolution” upon the party and evil Trump Turds. Can we set a focus group with these misguided folks like 28 year-old social worker Rachel Conner? My Ford Focus was wrecked for just being me. Rachel needs to hear about that, and what else happened after putting that “R-word” on a bumper-sticker. I have not one of the 500 I made, survived a mugging over the last 10 or so of them tucked in case a mysterious “Dorothy” gave me, then the sheriff took them, and then a possibly unrelated “relative” took them again. The NH Secretary of State still has two, so maybe I should jump on the president bandwagon early by threatening to punch Putin’s jaw. Me? A raging “centrist?” My, your party is screwed-up. I will treasure my nice e-mail from a man with the Missouri Farmer’s Union. I grabbed the paper map, and the Democrat committeeperson in his county wants to chat? I make sense all day and get called names. Something is going haywire here, gentlemen.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Polk County Security Services, LLC

LBJ looks kind of bored.
Getty?
Was Lynn related to the oil?
Her VW was cream colored.
Wow, they hate that memory.

07.15.2018

Pam –

Since you said in a text message you have no money but would work for me, here’s what I want. This was coming already after looking at some Goebel Community Center photos. They were convinced I’m related to Howard Hughes, Jr. Now, so am I.

For any public speaking:

Six white guys with large handguns under their jackets. They get to stand around and look like 1980 Secret Service guys. (The “Mormon .45” is mandatory, given mom waved one at daddy as a clue).

Two little girls with visible Uzi Submachine guns. They walk with me, not the guys.

Two Arab fellows to hang around my vehicles with Kalashnikov rifles. That way, nobody will go in the glovebox. That shit started in 1979 Madison, so I fixed the door lock on our Fiat, and I think it actually kept the spies out. You might find Gayle and ask about the open door garbage, because I don’t live like that.

You see, I am sick and tired of being threatened, and guns are very much legal in the United States. Who are these people? All ex-cops who would like to make way more money. It’s all you people care about in the USA. I think I met one of those hires in front of the Quick Trip this morning. (Unless he’d rather stay a Webster Groves, Missouri cop).

Could you put that bid out? I think it would cost a lot of money. Bill is “paranoid?” No, Bill does not feel safe around here.

BH

 

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Fields Fu Fu

It's Rene Fields at I.H.O.P., where your blogger never worked a day, according to Russians selling dope along with your cops. 

07-24-2018


Steve –

Quite by accident I ran into a Developmentally Disabled man in a rest room. I said, “I see you at the bus stop. Where do you work?” He pointed to his hat that said “Fields Foods.”

I asked if he knew you.
He did, and said you are moving.
To where, if I may ask?

Had I taken the same rate from the Innkeeper from India by the airport, I don’t think I’m “stuck.”

Had I taken a lower rate from the Innkeeper from India in Bridgeton, at a minimum I saved some money. Stuck there?

I came here again because of YOU, and it is your problem.
Want a joke? “Too many Joes and not enough dough.”

One of the Joe’s is a former Vice President, yet here I sit.

You are not looking good.
Why not run from the problem, like you always do?
Me? I’m stuck.

Bill

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Ru Nation

"The mother of all wars" per Iran.
A "Cold War" says China.
The Branson, MO duck ride is not safe, said NTSB 20 years ago.
Hughes grew eggplant in Wisconsin.
Back then, aluminum foil was in around the eggplant, not in my hat.

Maybe I will be allowed to give a speech at the Lions Club or some such place now that former Missouri Lt. Governor Joe Maxwell sent an e-mail and told me about Farm Action. I grew up in St. Louis, where the milk and pork came from a market on the corner. So did my Dr. Pepper for ten cents. That shows how old I am, not what I know about political economy. My high school teacher said, "Don't dumb it down" and I won the election. Could we do that again in 2020? It all depends upon MONEY, not the MESSAGE, I fear. Any liberal could prove me wrong any day of the week.
 

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT

Saturday, July 21, 2018

BROWN COW

If Starbucks finds EVA, then then the excuse is...? 

I now have two missing people, one of whom worked at your state prison at Wasco recently. JILL J*****, as best as I can determine, moved to Tacoma, WA. The authorities there will tell me nothing because she reportedly documented a visit from bogus "Secret Service" at your Goebel community center at 1385 E. Janss Road. RACHEL C**** is the psychologist who was working in the prison and saw who slapped me in the head causing an injury in the Goebel. I've been trying to return to CA for years with a lawyer recruited to handle the details of a long-promised movie deal. May we someday address the confiscation of my personal property in Ventura County contrary to a court case? I don't seem to have it after I recovered it, due to another "scam." The Supreme Court declined to review the "shopping cart case" on June 24, 2013. I was not "storing" anything; I put it where a Sgt. Smith directed. Exactly one year after the court declined to review the 2-1 Ninth Circuit decision (06/24/2014), I was tricked into renting a "crack house" in the City of St. Louis. What I've been seeing is a creeping breakdown in the rule of law. Is it about my last name? Now, I am concerned about Ms. C^^^^'s safety, and I am sure no police agency in your state will care. I have voice mail set up properly if someone wants to explain this mess, because I cannot. Meantime, an operative on J## B####'s payroll has offered some help in possibly running for an elective office--like yours. (Someone in Sacramento actually endorsed it at your DMH, and then retired). _William Hughes


Friday, July 20, 2018

Which Lori? Which Loony Bird?

Mr. Trump knows I changed that screenplay.
Hey soldier, we're tired of your "Entitlement Program."
 

July 9, 2018

Ms. Kalani:

I think you lawyers can and will ignore this, but you’ve got a little problem in the USA, and it has to do with a breakdown in the rule of law. By partying among yourselves at exclusive resorts and unduly influencing state AG’s, you are contributing to this decline as much as the cop and crack dealer who know each other far too well. I did not see the New York Times article about all of this in 2014, I just read it today.

What’s my problem?
I call local police and they say, “We don’t care.”
I’ve called the FBI and they say, “Call the police.”
I called the C.I.A. and they said, “We locked-up your fax.”
I’ve called the Secret Service and a little white pickup truck appears.

I don’t know what that all means, do you?

If I complained of Chris Koster’s behavior as Missouri AG, nobody would listen.
So, why bother?
To quote my late grandmother and ex-mother-in-law, you lawyerly people are taking us, “To hell in a handbasket.” I’m from the U.K., and I think airplanes go there.  

Worst,

William H.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Starving? Sick? Spied On? Hacked? Threatened? God bless America!


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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Let's write!

Let's write a poem.
About what? 

Daddy and Nixon in Venezuela

A CNN video on the Kennedy horse named “Macaroni” started this recent research when I realized, “That’s not in Missouri.” Daddy was tossing Billy in the air in the same spot as John Kennedy was tossed. It’s on a visit to see Ike, I fear. To a three year-old, a park is a park, and where is my family film? Charlie was in the doghouse early for communists rocking Nixon’s world as Vice President, or was it a planned stunt to make Dick look good? I’m not writing more on the possibility it was the latter, and as I should at least say on MSNBC: “Only a Hughes can do that.” Twelve Secret Service guys pulled out guns and Nixon himself took charge by ordering them not to shoot anyone.  My own mother watched on TV and said, “Oh, that’s terrible.” The word “terrible” is some sort of “code word.” Charles himself thought me to be “horrible”—an even higher compliment. ONE CLUE: Allende in Chile was a suicide. Not according to Charlie! He gave me a book titled Ike and wrote an inscription? I can hear a terrorist’s nuclear weapon ticking. Can’t you? Deaf? This is all “bad,” not “good.”


Saturday, July 14, 2018

May I see Scotland too?

I was NOT that guy on the hang glider.
How about a Cessna 132 with a bucket of...
 

Since I am an “alcoholic,” “schizophrenic,” “schizoaffective,” or “bipolar” depending on which Russian doctor you consult, I thought I’d give you the three endings which a big nasty studio might dictate, not me. The world has gone even nuttier since a now deceased actor paid for a one week motel stay. I did no writing, clowned around, and decided on ending #2 below. Number one was the first choice, and now I fear Universal or MGM would want #3. My family told me of the magic term “Creative Control” as a contract item when I was about seven years old. That’s a shame I was diverted into trying to teach high school, and later social work, or was it?