POTUS stalker? Nah, hot newsgirls!!

I talk loud.

I make sense.

All of the capital has my name on it?
Confused?
Why?


Why am I reading the end of The Holy Bible---again? It's the endtime! Black ju-ju voodoo!

Nah, just what I call "Satellites Gone Wild."

Ask Emily Blunt. 
She knows.

OBAMA QUIT YET?