Where are they, soldier? [My nukes] c.i.a. open today?

DELAYING MAIL TO COPS, ARE WE? NO LAW IN THIS NATION. CAN'T EVEN WRITE TO THE PALMDALE SHERIFF STATION, WHERE I'D BETTER NOT DISCOVER ANOTHER "MISSING" OR DEAD PERSON.

Can't find a postal address for High Times?

Bombs away! (Don't worry stoners, not today).