Wednesday, December 23, 2015

William’s Holiday AAAA Tour Book

Photo by Remote Spookhouse, LLC

When I was in Paris, it was hot, the place was deserted, and as usual, a C.I.A. puke showed to explain to me how there was some type of malfunction within the Eiffel tower. I remember him pointing at the structure and saying, “You can only go up that high.” I said? “I’m not climbing all of those fucking stairs.” Good information or bad? Later, when I realized SpyGurls with French Doors may have more going on than meets the already figured on all that crap Hughes eyes, I declared, “I’ll melt the damn thing.”

No need to get “rad” if the crack security forces of EU nations keep finding hoax bombs on Air France, long ago derided by my in-laws as “Air Chance.” Someday, I’ll tell real 20 something year-old travelers the best second hand airplane story this Hughes has ever heard. Better than the General Dynamics man’s tale of an emergency landing gear manual crank in action. I said, before I was sure of the HH stuff, “Why worry about that? They can foam the runway and shit.”

So, for the record, I did not go up in the Eiffel Tower, but near the legs I wisecracked to someone in 1977 about the eventual return of Fascist forces. I hate being right so often. On the topic of air scares, Bill’s idea of wealthy guy fun is to lease/buy the Boeing simulator, dim the lights, and put our young people in there. “It looks so primitive,” they would say of the 1969 Boeing dashboard. Same near-disaster story, with audio, visual, and tactile illustrations, not “hallucinations.” Ready? “Aw, I don’t see it. I don’t see a fucking thing. Look! There’s some light! We got it! Papa’s got it! Hold on! Aw, shit! It’s I-35, and…We’re hamburger! Now, goddamn it! Rack it up again! I’ll hit it next time! I’ll get it right! [Eventually, they will become bored, make polite excuses, and leave. See the genius at work?]

  Mao Sokun Ana
Thanks to BUTA technologies (Bugged Up The Ass), even John Kerry has been alerted to the fact his State Department alerted this Hughes to another vaunted position held by a Hughes, that being Secretary of State. This Hughes would not take that job in exchange for a stable of nimble Russian whores. (Physical appearance is important, right Barbie?) The longstanding threat has been free passage to Persia, where Hughes has no time to study the Koran. How about I climb the prayer tower and ask, “What are you hollering?” The guy went to Oxford, and he’ll tell me in the King’s English, soldier! What are you afraid of, besides Putin’s indiscriminate bombing of whoever he pleases. Trump likes it, and on some level, I do too.

Mido Elmedany
Bill did not see that video, and if the Skull & Bones number is that, I’m not afraid to say, “Room 322, please.” The girls will be instructed to tie bed sheets together, so I can get out when George Tenant checks-in and pulls the fire alarm. Granny taught me that. Which one? None of your business!


Nabilah Putri

Now he has to get serious and make threats. Why bother, as there are plenty of yak yak and tweet tweets doing that. As long as I don’t know about them—no problem!

Sandra Bland

Maybe Bob’s telescope could look up the rear end of certain Texas officials, and see…? Only darkness, and many malodorous situations & substances. I swear to God, if I purchased an Ativan pill off the street, a cop car would be dispatched with dispatch. The Post-Dispatch? Unspeakable! (I only impersonate Donald Trump’s Midwest Coordinator). Let’s start that e-mail…Donald, given that black people do vote, I suggest you tone down the…

Bob Gaskin


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