Call the cops? I've called them all and STARBUCKS continues to turn off the W-Fi?
"It's called 'Mug 'O Joe.' You line-up for either dark, light, or decaf. No flavors. No whipped cream. No ice. Grab a mug yourself or take one out (in a cardboard cup, not with a firearm)."
*More later, as I need a 50 cent refill, and there are three (3) e-mails going out to "The Authorities" who do not do squat to HELP.