"Now Howard, we may need your help. How about you go stir-up those Japs and maybe they will attack. I need some more money in here to fight those Huns. Not your money, of course. Churchill's in a pickle, and if only we could mobilize against those Krauts, they'd be stopped. Go over to Tokyo and piss them off. If they try to retaliate, Congress will give me a..."
We call them 'freaks'. Don't pay any attention to them.
Don't you guys have something to do? There could be a purse snatcher or drunk guy over there.