Saturday, October 31, 2015

Spooky

Decaf is banned at Ft. Nagel, but TWA II will need some pleasant airborne personalities also highly skilled in martial arts. Cialis? This Hughes is getting old, but not that old.


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Steve –

I’ve attached some reading material, and we are NOT going to talk about why people yell in my alley when I read such stuff. I am a writer. It has all been declassified. People want to holler in my alley? I’m calling the cops.
Next topic?

You pick it. It has become like a “Wheel of Fortune” where I can call people from various categories, like:

POLITICAL AIDES
DIPLOMATS
CELEBRITIES
MEDIA PEOPLE 
COMPUTER WIZARDS
GIRLS WITH BIG BOOBS
WOMEN WHOSE CD DID NOT SELL

After chatting, I apply the “Donut Test” of “Does this buy a donut?” No, it does not, as of yet.

I am not putting books on the web myself.

I’d like to make a video, as millions of people do every day.
What do I need?

A book contract. (Greenwood Press lied in 2001. So did Common Courage Press).

A movie deal. (Believe it or not, one was offered outside LA in 2009. Before that, in 2005, maybe my brother-in-law now has what I call “Selective Amnesia.” I recall saying, at XX100 REDACTEDville Lane, “I’d only make about $40,000 on that, and I’d be late to work every day staying up writing. I think I’ll concentrate on the day job”).

One of my battle cries is: “Were you there?” The Star Trek man had popped for some printing at FedEx. Our Westlake Village counter help was an obnoxious flaming gay guy who wanted to be in the movies. As I went out the door, the final barb was, “I’d keep your day job.” As they say out there, that anecdote was spread, “All over town.” I immediately, back in 2008, called it a “factory town.” What are we talking about? Hollywood. If I’m the rightful owner of Paramount, would you like a pair of Vulcan ears as an extra?

No more of this, Steve. [He outlined the plot! Let’s steal it!!]

Later, 

Justin I, Savior of All North American Liberals

Taking office
November 4, 2015
Monarch Elizabeth II
Governor-General David Johnston
Succeeding Stephen Harper
Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada
April 14, 2013
Incumbent Assumed office

"It is assumed that McCone was informed of Executive Action (a plan to remove unfriendly foreign leaders from power). However, McCone always denied any knowledge of this policy. This included the ZR/RIFLE project, a plot to assassinate Fidel Castro. Robert Maheu, a veteran of CIA counter-espionage activities, was instructed to offer the Mafia $150,000 to kill Castro."
 
"Charlie, say an Our Father, three Hail Mary's, and please ask Almighty God for guidance on straight-ticket Republican voting."
 
"Hey Bill, there's a Congressman named William Hughes."
"I'm aware of that." (1972) 

 
Personal - Hughes
1959 -- 1968, incl. letters from Edward M. Kennedy, John C. Culver, Robert F. Kennedy, Donald J. Mitchell, Ray Murphy, Sr., Richard J. Daley, Hubert H. Humphrey (2 folders)
1967 -- 1968, incl. a letter from George C. Wallace
 
Introduction of President LBJ by Governor Hughes. Midwest Democratic Dinner, June 30, 1966

The 2008 W.C. Hughes Iowa stories? When?
2015?
 
I said "No" to disturbing Felix Hughes, not the whole state!
 
"My fan belt slips."
 
"My tires are bald."
 
"My brakes are shot."
 
"It's snowing."
 
"I just got a DUI."
 
"My battery is dead."
 
"My mom needs a caretaker."
 
"I was never in a movie. That was a zombie body-double."
 
"I got out of the TV producer grind, rolled my VW van, vistied a monastary, hiked in Tibet, ran out of toilet paper, and..." 
 
"I have several platinum albums, but blew all of the money."
 
"We could be abducted and taken to the Black Hills."
 
"I might run out of medication for my issues I'm skilled at denying."

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