Spooky

Decaf is banned at Ft. Nagel, but TWA II will need some pleasant airborne personalities also highly skilled in martial arts. Cialis? This Hughes is getting old, but not that old.

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Steve –

I’ve attached some reading material, and we are NOT going to talk about why people yell in my alley when I read such stuff. I am a writer. It has all been declassified. People want to holler in my alley? I’m calling the cops.

Next topic?

You pick it. It has become like a “Wheel of Fortune” where I can call people from various categories, like:

POLITICAL AIDES

DIPLOMATS

CELEBRITIES

MEDIA PEOPLE 

COMPUTER WIZARDS

GIRLS WITH BIG BOOBS

WOMEN WHOSE CD DID NOT SELL

After chatting, I apply the “Donut Test” of “Does this buy a donut?” No, it does not, as of yet.

I am not putting books on the web myself.

I’d like to make a video, as millions of people do every day.

What do I need?

A book contract. (Greenwood Press lied in 2001. So did Common Courage Press).

A movie deal. (Believe it or not, one was offered outside LA in 2009. Before that, in 2005, maybe my brother-in-law now has what I call “Selective Amnesia.” I recall saying, at XX100 REDACTEDville Lane, “I’d only make about $40,000 on that, and I’d be late to work every day staying up writing. I think I’ll concentrate on the day job”).

One of my battle cries is: “Were you there?” The Star Trek man had popped for some printing at FedEx. Our Westlake Village counter help was an obnoxious flaming gay guy who wanted to be in the movies. As I went out the door, the final barb was, “I’d keep your day job.” As they say out there, that anecdote was spread, “All over town.” I immediately, back in 2008, called it a “factory town.” What are we talking about? Hollywood. If I’m the rightful owner of Paramount, would you like a pair of Vulcan ears as an extra?

No more of this, Steve. [He outlined the plot! Let’s steal it!!]

Later, 

Justin I, Savior of All North American Liberals

Taking office

November 4, 2015

Monarch Elizabeth II

Governor-General David Johnston

Succeeding Stephen Harper

Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada

April 14, 2013

Incumbent Assumed office

"It is assumed that McCone was informed of Executive Action (a plan to remove unfriendly foreign leaders from power). However, McCone always denied any knowledge of this policy. This included the ZR/RIFLE project, a plot to assassinate Fidel Castro. Robert Maheu, a veteran of CIA counter-espionage activities, was instructed to offer the Mafia $150,000 to kill Castro."
 

"Charlie, say an Our Father, three Hail Mary's, and please ask Almighty God for guidance on straight-ticket Republican voting."
 

"Hey Bill, there's a Congressman named William Hughes."
"I'm aware of that." (1972) 
 

Personal - Hughes
1959 -- 1968, incl. letters from Edward M. Kennedy, John C. Culver, Robert F. Kennedy, Donald J. Mitchell, Ray Murphy, Sr., Richard J. Daley, Hubert H. Humphrey (2 folders)
1967 -- 1968, incl. a letter from George C. Wallace
 

Introduction of President LBJ by Governor Hughes. Midwest Democratic Dinner, June 30, 1966

The 2008 W.C. Hughes Iowa stories? When?
2015?
 

I said "No" to disturbing Felix Hughes, not the whole state!
 

"My fan belt slips."
 

"My tires are bald."
 

"My brakes are shot."
 

"It's snowing."
 

"I just got a DUI."
 

"My battery is dead."
 

"My mom needs a caretaker."
 

"I was never in a movie. That was a zombie body-double."
 

"I got out of the TV producer grind, rolled my VW van, vistied a monastary, hiked in Tibet, ran out of toilet paper, and..." 
 

"I have several platinum albums, but blew all of the money."
 

"We could be abducted and taken to the Black Hills."
 

"I might run out of medication for my issues I'm skilled at denying."

© 2016 Hughes for Supreme Sultan Of Planet Earth   John Korst, Treasurer 

     

HillaryCare Scare

Love those Mena, AR perfect "mafia teeth." On the (R) side, there's not much to be done about looking like the green hued alien at the end of the original Star Trek show. Can't fix that.

Long ago, the hospital executive-professor said, “You ought to have that published.” (I’m sure I can’t find him). Later, the Dean said, “Here’s how you do it.” (I’m sure I can’t find him).  His daughter I worked with? (I could not find her). The journal that published the “Hughes is Smarter Than Hillary” paper is in Boston. (I’m sure I can find Massachusetts). Many have read it, but you’d have to go to the Moorpark College Health Science library, where my Hollywood helpers nap and pretend to be “students.” Someone stole that issue? Call out the deputies!

They like to talk “spooky,” and here is how it goes when you are Hughes and wandering California. The doctor is named KING, and badmouthed PSA tests, so the big needle sat unused, I departed with my vitamins, and a guy in the waiting room said, “Have a chicken sandwich.” It was from yet another fine North Carolina corporation. Yes, it is true I offered to buy my ex-Klingon one of their bargain sandwiches, but he said, “I can’t eat that” and drove off in a black Eldorado. (Always leased when pretending to be rich).

Has the FDA outlawed fast food yet? What are they selling? “Corn syrup and grease” I used to say in the California McDonald’s line. How about a tax on the Big Mac to pay for health care after the GOP scraps ObamaCare? The fries are good for you? Don’t they allege that for every generation of stoned zombies in search of munchies? The inexpensive soft drink is as big as an oil drum, and your crew-cut brat has diabetes? I, for one, am not confused. Actually, as with 9/11, and many bad, bad, I mean really bad laws, I am quite sure it was all concocted, written-up, and not passed by your Con_gress when Bill Clinton showed off that national socialist health card.

Where is Newt Gingrich? Being spied on? Good! I had health insurance in 1994, well before BJC spent the entire Wash U. endowment. They didn’t? Borrowed it from Chinese mafia? I’d at least pay the interest when Black Monday comes. At half the federal poverty level, I had nothing to do with it. Nurse, may I have a free flu shot? I’m not a communist, and neither is Bernie Sanders. Right wing Gun Nuts, I’m sure the Senator would pass my “Hughes Donut Test,” as follows:

“Bernie, should the donut shop owner sell his donuts for more than the cost of making them?”

“Of course.”

NOT A COMMIE

We’ll get to “socialist” when 70 I.Q. Soldier Boy lowers his rifle and goes away.

BH

 

John and Lern Will Explain

porter.goss@cia.lie.org

jdanforth@mo.minister.net

info@we_hate_obama.com

Dear KLOS –

After the show, KSHE jocks will be giving a streaming PodCast on Erving Goffman and symbolic representation at 10 a.m. Over at KPNT, the “shock jock” crew will conduct a panel discussion this afternoon at 1 p.m. on smuggling methods to transport “weed” across the bridge to Missouri when idiots on SSI are buying it legally in Illinois. Mr. Hughes will be calling the Crick e.t. to discuss how the fu^king data manager does not show my data consumption after paying the bill, and “we” are not going on-line to track the big rip-off, rather, Antoine’s black ass will be on the utility pole hooking-up the Charter Communications cable pronto.

While on the pole, Hughes is legally allowed to ask, “Why did those bastards run to Connecticut the minute I got off the train?” Antoine will play dumb, I predict. When it is time for Jillian’s show, the phone will ring across the hall and Hughes will report to the neoconservative Queen of the Universe, and let us be perfectly clear Todd Rundgren is not going out with her, because he is too old and probably hiding on a pot farm in Hawaii due to transgressions against the Warner Brothers, and mysterious persons unknown to The Hughes. I have not yet decided how to mount the Paramount execs and ^uck them ober.

Good day,

BH

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