Tuesday, May 10, 2016

An e-mail To My Secret Girlfriend

oops, wrong Britany


Dear Brit List:

I so much enjoyed my time in Thousand Oaks, I’m planning on anther “vacation” where I impersonate a homeless guy at the intersection of Montgomery & Janss. My, that light is too long! Further, rude drivers nearly hit pedestrians, and as I recall, a deputy shook my hand for complaining about the conditions. Many are hit by cars on their bicycles, too! Given I read Ms. Spears bought a house there, I hope she goes to the City Council meeting and insists they make T.O. safer for people who do not make zillions of dollars in the entertainment industry.

All my best,

William Hughes

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