Confident? I'm looking up air force bases to close them. Wanna argue?

Navy, I enjoyed that comical aircraft carrier video.
Your boats will be tied-up where you've been growing good pot for a long time.
Subs?
Tied-up as well if I'm trusting Russians at that time.
Chinese? Better hide.
[Too many to hide? 2 on 1, Superpower fun! I'm the what of where? Gotcha!]

SCOTT AFB? Bringing in the drugs, baby!
So caught you are!

Dr. McConnell---McConnell AFB?
See 'ya!