At times I am allowed to Wiki the Pedia. Most of the time not. Wi-Fi still on?
Future<sarcastic> testimony lowlights:
"Well Senator, I suppose you think it is 'normal' to go through six months with only two newspapers a crackhead brought you as 'news.' Later, young women on drugs brought me a cell phone and I called Harry Reid. Man, did it pay off quick--like about two years later. Swift you all are. Regarding my deep love for California, as I understand it, that is the work of another committee."